Unwritten rules...

[deaduck]

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Not sure if this was mentioned, but don't give the lower score first for a game.

Sounds weird to hear someone say, "it's 17 to 24" or "it's one to two". What?

Man, In my head I heard the bit from Ferris Bueller where the principal asks who's playing and the bar guy tells him and adds the score being tied.

And the principal being a idiot asks "Who's winning?"

[BoomerSooner11]

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Don't know if this has been mentioned, but

NEVER befriend co-workers/colleagues on social networking sites. There are too many variables that are at play. Saying the wrong things on status updates can cost you your livelihood.

This...I haven't put a status update since high school I think. When I go out to a bar or I'm standing in line somewhere, I hear more crap about.."I can't believe she put that on her facebook.."..or the..."wow, he put that picture up huh?"...social networking sites are dangerous, lol.

[Po Pimp]

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And no "My Space Face" especially if your over 25!!

What's a "Myspace Face?"

Gotta admit I'm a handle stomper all the way.

Even better are most public stalls now are motion sensor, so they flush when u walk away.

IDK how other people feel about this one but I know I personally don't like taking dumps at other people's house's unless I absolutely have to or unless someone was a dick and needs to get upper-decker'd. Then that's a different set of circumstances.

What does it mean to get upper deckered?

[BlueNGold]

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Yeah,
And to add to it, in hockey they're called "Goals" and in baseball they're called "Runs". Not points...

Yes! This annoys me too.

To add to that, hockey has periods, (pro) basketball and football have quarters and baseball has innings. It annoys me when someone says "It's the 4th period!" and it's an NFL game.

What does it mean to get upper deckered?

You probably don't want to know.

[jeremym480]

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What's a "Myspace Face?"

the face everyone makes in their myspace pictures. This face is for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming.

example:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...ed=0CDAQ9QEwBA

What does it mean to get upper deckered?

When you take a dump in the top part of someones toilet, leaving it to rot and be found at a later date.

[BlueNGold]

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the face everyone makes in their myspace pictures. This face is for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming.

example:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...ed=0CDAQ9QEwBA

"MySpace Faces: Making ugly bitches uglier since 2003"

[legendkiller5]

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I automatically hate any ***** that takes a picture with the duck face + a peace sign.

That **** makes me cringe.

[slickdtc]

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I automatically hate any ***** that takes a picture with the duck face + a peace sign.

That **** makes me cringe.

Most definitely.

New Rule - Wear shoulder pads in Walmart.

Hahahah, this had me rollin'.

[Stroehms]

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Only read the first page but here are mine:

-Always hold doors open for others.
-Say excuse me, thanks, hi or head nod to acknowledge someone's presence.
-After I wash my hands in the bathroom, I open the door with the paper towel still in one hand and throw it away elsewhere.
-Always keep score at a baseball game, sometimes WiffleBall too.
-"o'er the land of the free and the home of the BLUES!"
-Never, ever leave a game early. No matter what the score or how long it is lasting.
-Always turn the car jams up so everyone on the block can hear me getting my metal on.

[Chizzypoof]

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- If you are a man over 28 you and your boys should not be texting each other a story. Only facts that can be answered in a quick text back. Men should only text who, what, when, where, why. Don't make a conversation with each other. There are exceptions though. Church, work, baby sleeping, wife sleeping... but that must be stated.

- You cannot sleep with you boys sister or close cousin. If you do, you'd better be marrying them or at least attempting a relationship with them.

- You should not ask for money back from your boys. If you lend them money, especially over $50, they need to pay you back. If you have to remind them, they lose that honor of being lent money and maybe more.

- Never return a borrowed car with an empty tank.

- Never open another persons refrigerator without asking, it's rude.

- Don't complain or make fun about something you are borrowing. Get your own if you aren't happy, cause I will take it away. I obviously had that happen to me.

- Never go to a house party empty handed, unless the host specifically told you not to bring anything.

[cardsfan2222]

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Only read the first page but here are mine:

-Always hold doors open for others.
-Say excuse me, thanks, hi or head nod to acknowledge someone's presence.
-After I wash my hands in the bathroom, I open the door with the paper towel still in one hand and throw it away elsewhere.
-Always keep score at a baseball game, sometimes WiffleBall too.
-"o'er the land of the free and the home of the BLUES!"
-Never, ever leave a game early. No matter what the score or how long it is lasting.
-Always turn the car jams up so everyone on the block can hear me getting my metal on.

I hate when people do this. It's so annoying to be at a stoplight and have my car shaking because of someone else's music.

[ProjectRipCity]

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Top 3 unwritten rules

1. I always let people in when they are trying to take a right. I'm a nice driver.
2. I always open the door for women over the age 50 in any situation
3. Never ever EVER flirt with girls at the gym.

[ProjectRipCity]

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I automatically hate any ***** that takes a picture with the duck face + a peace sign.

That **** makes me cringe.

Unfortunately...I do that all the time. Not because I want to, but it's just a bad habit I adopted when I was a dumb teenager. I'm getting a lot better at not doing it. I definitely don't do that dumb peace sign anymore...Sometimes I'll pull a duck face

This is a hilarious subject.

[ProjectRipCity]

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I automatically hate any ***** that takes a picture with the duck face + a peace sign.

That **** makes me cringe.

I tested your theory on a random person on my friends list. You sir are very correct. LOL

[BurghFan]

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No double dipping.

This reminded me of a funny story. My 3rd year in college I went to Applebees with 3 of my friends and we ordered 2 orders of mozerella sticks to split between the 4 of us. I should also mention that one of my friends was recovering from mono. Well, while we were eating our mozerella sticks another one of my friends made a remark to the one with mono about not giving everyone else mono. I then said that he would only contaminate the sauce if he double dipped to which the friend who had made the previous remark replied "thanks, he just did".

1. 7. If you are walking down the sidewalk, or grocery store aisle, or ANYPLACE while in a group of people, do not walk side by side the entire way and block up the whole path. Other people need to use that walkway and don't need to be blocked by your fat asses.

Seriously, I hate it when I'm in the grocery store and idiots leave their carts in the middle of the aisle while looking for something on the shelf. It also brings to mind a couple other things.

1. If your standing on a sidewalk waiting for a bus, at least leave some room for other people to walk past. I hate it when I'm passing a bus stop and people have the whole sidewalk blocked and don't even bother to give you room to pass unless you say "excuse me" Last week I was waiting for a bus back to my apartment from the grocery store and this elderly lady was walking by with one of those wheeled walkers with a little basket on the front so I moved back a step to give her some room though I was already near the back edge of the sidewalk. Well there was this lady with a little kid and a stroller standing in the middle of the sidewalk and she didn't even move herself or the stroller for the elderly lady forcing her to walk right near the edge of the curb.

2. Respect people's personal space. I hate it when I'm in a crowd and while I'm trying to give the people in front of me a little breathing room, people behind me are pushing into me. Once while leaving a Pitt football I was in the line for the shuttles back to campus and some person behind me felt it necessary to press their stomach hard into my back the whole time they were behind me. I swear the only thing preventing me from jamming my elbow into their stomach was the fact that it felt like it may have belonged to a pregnant woman (I never bothered to look behind me)