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  • ScoobySnax
    #faceuary2014
    • Mar 2009
    • 7624

    #166
    Re: Unwritten rules...

    Originally posted by Tokyo-Night
    never sit to pee lol
    LMAO

    This has to be written somewhere on a stone pad from the cave man/barbarian days.
    Originally posted by J. Cole
    Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
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    • deaduck
      MVP
      • Mar 2009
      • 2389

      #167
      Re: Unwritten rules...

      Originally posted by slimm44
      I don't know how many people will agree with these two rules, but here ya go:

      1. Don't look at another woman more than once.
      2. Don't stare at another woman.

      Both rules are followed regardless of how attractive a woman is or what setting I'm in. One of my goals is to be faithful to my wife in mind and body.
      I try this but my wife always figures that because I'm looking at the ceiling...somebody I "fancy" is about and she still calls me out on it...thank god, just in a playful way though.

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      • USF11
        C*rr*ntly *n L*f* T*lt
        • Jun 2003
        • 4245

        #168
        Re: Unwritten rules...

        Originally posted by slimm44
        Yes, it definitely sounds like I'm obtaining sexual pleasure by inflicting harm (physical or psychological) on others.

        *Facepalm*

        Are you trying to say that self-control is harm to self?
        Yes. Your going out of your way to not do something you would normally do. We are talking about looking at a women not banging her.
        "Good music transcends all physical limits, it's more then something you hear, it's something that you feel, when the author, experience, and passion is real" - Murs (And this is for)

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        • slimm44
          MVP
          • Sep 2005
          • 3253

          #169
          Re: Unwritten rules...

          Originally posted by USF11
          Yes. Your going out of your way to not do something you would normally do. We are talking about looking at a women not banging her.
          When your brain tells you that self-control is sadistic, my brain tells me to hit the ignore button. Done and done.
          Acts 2:38. Let the truth be told.
          John 4:23. He is seeking a seeker.
          John 3:20. Say no to normal.

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          • Taur3asi3
            MVP
            • Mar 2003
            • 3727

            #170
            Re: Unwritten rules...

            If you use someone's toilet have the courtesy to make sure you dont get feces on the floor and the side of the toilet and if you do show some human decency and clean it up.

            I hate family.
            As Shaquille O'Neal left the Suns practice court, he yelled out, "Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!"

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            • 24
              Forever A Legend
              • Sep 2008
              • 2809

              #171
              Re: Unwritten rules...

              if there are more than 2 people in a restroom i always use a stall for privacy reasons because i feel more comfortable


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              • ScoobySnax
                #faceuary2014
                • Mar 2009
                • 7624

                #172
                Re: Unwritten rules...

                Originally posted by slimm44
                When your brain tells you that self-control is sadistic, my brain tells me to hit the ignore button. Done and done.
                hahaha!
                Originally posted by J. Cole
                Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
                PSN: xxplosive1984
                Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/os_scoobysnax/profile

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                • Bellsprout
                  Hard Times.
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 25652

                  #173
                  Re: Unwritten rules...

                  Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                  I'm sure this has been previously mentioned.

                  Pajamas are to be worn indoors only.
                  I can't count how many times I walked and went to class in my pajamas when I was living at a University. 8 o'clock class? I'm getting as much sleep as possible. Fashion be damned. I'll change after.
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                  A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                  • Speedy
                    #Ace
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 16143

                    #174
                    Re: Unwritten rules...

                    Originally posted by Taur3asi3
                    If you use someone's toilet have the courtesy to make sure you dont get feces on the floor and the side of the toilet and if you do show some human decency and clean it up.

                    I hate family.
                    Ewww. I would seriously cause havoc if I found that in my home.
                    Originally posted by Gibson88
                    Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
                    It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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                    • ScoobySnax
                      #faceuary2014
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 7624

                      #175
                      Re: Unwritten rules...

                      Originally posted by Speedy
                      Ewww. I would seriously cause havoc if I found that in my home.
                      This. That's disgusting.
                      Originally posted by J. Cole
                      Fool me one time that's shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times, **** the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you.
                      PSN: xxplosive1984
                      Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/os_scoobysnax/profile

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                      • BurghFan
                        #BurghProud
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 10051

                        #176
                        Re: Unwritten rules...

                        Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                        I'm sure this has been previously mentioned.

                        Pajamas are to be worn indoors only.
                        I don't even wear pajamas. I sleep in a pair of sweatshorts and a t-shirt.

                        Originally posted by Tokyo-Night
                        never sit to pee lol
                        So if I have to pee and poop I'm supposed to stand and empty my bladder first before sitting down to empty my bowels?

                        Originally posted by Taur3asi3
                        If you use someone's toilet have the courtesy to make sure you dont get feces on the floor and the side of the toilet and if you do show some human decency and clean it up.

                        I hate family.
                        Umm . . what!?!? How on Earth can someone possibly miss the bowl when taking a dump and get crap on the floor unless they're trying to stand while doing so?
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                        • Taur3asi3
                          MVP
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 3727

                          #177
                          Re: Unwritten rules...

                          Man I have no clue how in the world it happened. I went in to use the bathroom and smelled that awful smell you smell when you have a dog and they went in the house and as I'm looking around I see it on the floor and think the dog did it then I look up and see it on the side of the bowl and on the side of the seat and lid and realized it was human.

                          Maybe he dropped the toilet paper or whatever all I know is that i'm never ever cleaning up human excrement again unless something has gone horribly wrong and it's mine.
                          As Shaquille O'Neal left the Suns practice court, he yelled out, "Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!"

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                          • Tokyo-Night
                            Rookie
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 253

                            #178
                            Re: Unwritten rules...

                            no if its piss only u cant sit if u have to drop a bomb then u can sit


                            LETS GO RAVENS!





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                            • BadAssHskr
                              XSX
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 3541

                              #179
                              Re: Unwritten rules...

                              Don't stick your "pen" in the "company" ink.....
                              "Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."

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                              • deaduck
                                MVP
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 2389

                                #180
                                Re: Unwritten rules...

                                Originally posted by BadAssHskr
                                Don't stick your "pen" in the "company" ink.....
                                Hard to get behind that one...if you work in a time intensive occupation that might be the only quality "ink" you can ever meet.

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