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[Stroehms]

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Anybody ever tell you, you kind of look like Eminem ?

That's weird because I used to freestyle rap back in the day..but no. lol.

With all due respect Stroehms...don't tell us go tell her. The worst thing you can do is be in love with someone and just watch them walk away. Trust me, I've done it and its by far the stupidist thing I have ever, and will ever, do in my life.

Remember, the only thing worse than rejection, is not knowing.

Thanks man. She knows. She loves me too and I'm trying to make this sound less complicated that it actually is but she can't stand being with out me, she loves me with all her heart and wants to be with me for the rest of her life. (Btw, we lived together for over a year but now don't because of financial reasons.)

It's just taking FOREVER! lol. (1 1/2 days)

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Off-topic question: Does anyone else feel an overwhelming sense of hate from the in-laws? Doesn't matter what I do, it's just horrible...I could give them money but I'm being rude; I could kill a fly on the wall but I'm inhumane. I don't get it.

They're in-laws.....like women, they aren't meant to be understood by men.

[Buckeye]

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Jordan Challenge I will defeat you!

[TimmeH]

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Any tips on making a kitten get along with a slightly older cat?

We got a cat a month or so ago. He was a little over a year old.

Now my GF decided she really wanted a kitten. We got one today. Just a month or two old. So far the two are not getting along at all.

I know they recommend keeping them in seperate rooms for the first few days, but my GF is being stubborn and is trying to force them together.


Any other tips?

If not, is it too late to try to introduce them slowly by keeping them in seperate rooms? I may just force my GF to do that because I'd rather have that than have a 10 lb cat slaughter this little kitten while I sleep

[BurghFan]

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Our dog loves to eat her own poop if she has an accident inside the house.

I was curious if she would eat other poop as well so I was going to poop on our loving room floor, but of course my wife said no.

She never let's me do nothing.

LOL. She knows she was bad so she's trying to hide th evidence so she doen't get in trouble.

So you wanted to put your Dookie in your dog's mowf? I knew there was something to that name.

Guess that's why he changed his name, because his dog has a dookier mowf than him.

That's ummm messed up, especially if she then tries to lick your face afterwards hahahaha.

Wouldn't surprise me if she did. Dogs don't care where there tongues have been when they go to show affection towarrds their people.

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[USF11]

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Any tips on making a kitten get along with a slightly older cat?

We got a cat a month or so ago. He was a little over a year old.

Now my GF decided she really wanted a kitten. We got one today. Just a month or two old. So far the two are not getting along at all.

I know they recommend keeping them in seperate rooms for the first few days, but my GF is being stubborn and is trying to force them together.


Any other tips?

If not, is it too late to try to introduce them slowly by keeping them in seperate rooms? I may just force my GF to do that because I'd rather have that than have a 10 lb cat slaughter this little kitten while I sleep

Can the little cat defend itself from the big cat. If so just let them get used to each other.

[Stroehms]

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Tonight was just really weird. I'm a 30 year old bachelor, so I don't know if anybody else has ever felt this way. A good friend of mine has a 4-year old son who has just grown really fond of me. It started when I was playing around with an app on my iPhone that makes fart sounds, and also when he fell down and bumped his head against my friend's coffee table while we were playing cards. (I was closest to him and I picked him up and somehow prevented him from crying by saying "Wow! You are the man!!! That was awesome!") He was on the borderline of going into a crying fit and I pulled out the fart app and made some fat sounds. He started laughing and now whenever I'm over there for parties or poker, he asks "Justin, can we fart?" It's the funniest thing on Earth.


Anyway, today he was getting ready to go to bed and he asked me "Justin? Can you tuck me in and fart for a bit?" I just about broke down into nothingness. I'm a friggen 30 year old man and felt like a hormonal, close-to-menopause woman! He saw the cast on my arm and said that he hopes I get better soon. This is nuts. I don't have any kids, but I hope if I ever have children they're like him. I can't explain this feeling. Damn. Am I some wuss?

Seems like you made a friend, my friend.

He should call you "Uncle Jdurg."

[SPTO]

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Ah turkey how I love you.......Unfortunately I turn into a lump of flesh and sleep for a good long time.

[buckeyefan78]

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Tonight was just really weird. I'm a 30 year old bachelor, so I don't know if anybody else has ever felt this way. A good friend of mine has a 4-year old son who has just grown really fond of me. It started when I was playing around with an app on my iPhone that makes fart sounds, and also when he fell down and bumped his head against my friend's coffee table while we were playing cards. (I was closest to him and I picked him up and somehow prevented him from crying by saying "Wow! You are the man!!! That was awesome!") He was on the borderline of going into a crying fit and I pulled out the fart app and made some fat sounds. He started laughing and now whenever I'm over there for parties or poker, he asks "Justin, can we fart?" It's the funniest thing on Earth.

Anyway, today he was getting ready to go to bed and he asked me "Justin? Can you tuck me in and fart for a bit?" I just about broke down into nothingness. I'm a friggen 30 year old man and felt like a hormonal, close-to-menopause woman! He saw the cast on my arm and said that he hopes I get better soon. This is nuts. I don't have any kids, but I hope if I ever have children they're like him. I can't explain this feeling. Damn. Am I some wuss?

If this were a Lifetime movie I wonder what music they would play when the kid said "Justin? Can you tuck me in and fart for a bit?"



JK with ya.

You get older and kids grow on you. My advice would be start telling this story to chicks. They'll love it.

Just replace the fart sounds with funny sounds when telling it to them.

[TimmeH]

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Can the little cat defend itself from the big cat. If so just let them get used to each other.

Well the kitten hisses and swats at the older cat, which seems to scare it away usually.


I don't think they'd do any real damage to one another, but the fact that one is about five times the size of the other, I'm just afraid if they really went at it, the kitten would be cat food.

I'm probably just overreacting.

[BurghFan]

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Tonight was just really weird. I'm a 30 year old bachelor, so I don't know if anybody else has ever felt this way. A good friend of mine has a 4-year old son who has just grown really fond of me. It started when I was playing around with an app on my iPhone that makes fart sounds, and also when he fell down and bumped his head against my friend's coffee table while we were playing cards. (I was closest to him and I picked him up and somehow prevented him from crying by saying "Wow! You are the man!!! That was awesome!") He was on the borderline of going into a crying fit and I pulled out the fart app and made some fat sounds. He started laughing and now whenever I'm over there for parties or poker, he asks "Justin, can we fart?" It's the funniest thing on Earth.

Anyway, today he was getting ready to go to bed and he asked me "Justin? Can you tuck me in and fart for a bit?" I just about broke down into nothingness. I'm a friggen 30 year old man and felt like a hormonal, close-to-menopause woman! He saw the cast on my arm and said that he hopes I get better soon. This is nuts. I don't have any kids, but I hope if I ever have children they're like him. I can't explain this feeling. Damn. Am I some wuss?

No you're not a wuss. Your feelings probably stem from a subconscious desire to have kids of your own and be responsible for someone and these feelings are probably being heightened by your sibling(s) having kids as you indicated in your next post.

Well the kitten hisses and swats at the older cat, which seems to scare it away usually.


I don't think they'd do any real damage to one another, but the fact that one is about five times the size of the other, I'm just afraid if they really went at it, the kitten would be cat food.

I'm probably just overreacting.

Haha, sounds to me like the older cat is a wuss if it's letting a little kitten push it around. Best advice would probably be to keep an eye on them and if things start getting to rough, separate them. They'll probably get used to each other after a while.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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I swear I never understand the point of wearing another team's Jersey to a game when that team ISN'T playing.

Was at the Skins-Packers game and I swear I seen every jersey from the AFC West, a Ravens Jersey, Jets, Saints, Cowboys, Jaguars and Steelers.

Going to a Football Game does not mean "Wear any team's Jersey to that game" unless THAT team is playing your team.

[ImTellinTim]

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I swear I never understand the point of wearing another team's Jersey to a game when that team ISN'T playing.

Was at the Skins-Packers game and I swear I seen every jersey from the AFC West, a Ravens Jersey, Jets, Saints, Cowboys, Jaguars and Steelers.

Going to a Football Game does not mean "Wear any team's Jersey to that game" unless THAT team is playing your team.

With how much it costs to go to a game, you can wear whatever you damn well please. I've worn a Bears jersey to a Packers playoff game.

[Mo]

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When is a new car considered to be seedy? #theriddler