Off Topic 2011

[l3ulvl]

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I swear I hate people, I had a argument with some moron because of my dog. She's a maltese, what the hell is she going to do? Hump the **** out of your leg? People sometimes.

I had some old lady stalking me on the sidewalk when I walked my 9 lb shih tzu. She would drive up in her car and yell at me to make him go in my own yard. She claimed he killed some trees with his piss.

edit: The trees had been removed because the branches kept snapping off into the road during storms.

[TracerBullet]

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My copy of Forza 4 finally arrived. UPS truck was right by my house and decided to drive by and go all around town for 40 mins before coming back. They were training some new girl so that explains that.

[jvalverde88]

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Brett's goal in life is to upgrade to pro.

I think he needs a Samuel Jackson.

"A ****ing shark ate me!

My copy of Forza 4 finally arrived

I hate you so much right now. I miss my 360

[jvalverde88]

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I had some old lady stalking me on the sidewalk when I walked my 9 lb shih tzu. She would drive up in her car and yell at me to make him go in my own yard. She claimed he killed some trees with his piss.

edit: The trees had been removed because the branches kept snapping off into the road during storms.

That is some powerful piss.

[BunnyHardaway]

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I wish sleeping 12 hours a day was acceptable.

[mKoz26]

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That is some powerful piss.

...

I wish sleeping 12 hours a day was acceptable.

Right on cue.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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I wish sleeping 12 hours a day was acceptable.

When you hit 70 years old, it is.

[NYJets]

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So I was in the self checkout line at the grocery store in the express lane. I literally had 2 items, a box of hot pockets, and a kit kat bar. I was behind some lady who had way more than 12 items, but whatever, not that big a deal. She finishes paying and then is down at the other end bagging her stuff. As she's doing that I pay for my stuff. While I'm paying she goes "is this kit kat bar yours," and I'm like yea, and I notice the hot pockets aren't there and I say the hot pockets are too. She stares me down, then looks in a bag and takes the hot pockets out, and then says in the bitchiest voice I've ever heard, "that's why you need to wait until I'm done." I just laughed in her face. Yea, like I'm going to wait an extra 5 minutes while you bag your groceries because a. you can't use the right lane and b. you can't keep my 2 items separate from yours. Right when she leaves one of the managers who was near by comes over and apologizes and calls her a bitch.

I don't know if this story really sounded bad or not from reading it, you might just have to see her facial expressions and have heard her tone.

[rspencer86]

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I wish sleeping 12 hours a day was acceptable.

I wish sleeping 2 hours a day was acceptable. I hate sleeping. Biggest waste of time ever.

My greatest wish is for scientists to find a way to be able to accelerate the sleeping process so we can feel completely rested on 1-2 hours of sleep. Would literally add years of awake time to our lives.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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So I was in the self checkout line at the grocery store in the express lane. I literally had 2 items, a box of hot pockets, and a kit kat bar. I was behind some lady who had way more than 12 items, but whatever, not that big a deal. She finishes paying and then is down at the other end bagging her stuff. As she's doing that I pay for my stuff. While I'm paying she goes "is this kit kat bar yours," and I'm like yea, and I notice the hot pockets aren't there and I say the hot pockets are too. She stares me down, then looks in a bag and takes the hot pockets out, and then says in the bitchiest voice I've ever heard, "that's why you need to wait until I'm done." I just laughed in her face. Yea, like I'm going to wait an extra 5 minutes while you bag your groceries because a. you can't use the right lane and b. you can't keep my 2 items separate from yours. Right when she leaves one of the managers who was near by comes over and apologizes and calls her a bitch.

I don't know if this story really sounded bad or not from reading it, you might just have to see her facial expressions and have heard her tone.

Some people I tell ya.

[mKoz26]

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I wish sleeping 2 hours a day was acceptable. I hate sleeping. Biggest waste of time ever.

My greatest wish is for scientists to find a way to be able to accelerate the sleeping process so we can feel completely rested on 1-2 hours of sleep. Would literally add years of awake time to our lives.

I'm running on 2 hours + caffeine right now. By no means do I feel rested, but I'm doing fine in FIFA, so I can't be too tired.

[TracerBullet]

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My legs feel really tired for no reason.

Also, ESPN is in love with that tweet LeBron sent John Clayton.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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20 more minutes and my work day is done.

[dan_457]

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I'm running on 2 hours + caffeine right now. By no means do I feel rested, but I'm doing fine in FIFA, so I can't be too tired.

Yesterday I was running on two hours of sleep, just kind of woke up a few hours after going to sleep, and was way too energized for previously being awake for 20+ hours and only getting 2 hours of rest. I wasn't tired enough to actually want to sleep, but tired enough to know I was tired.

[mburke2]

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My legs feel really tired for no reason.

Also, ESPN is in love with that tweet LeBron sent John Clayton.

I'd love to see LeBron try to play football while the lockout is going on. I think he'd be a beast WR.