Re: Off Topic 2011

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Off Topic 2011

Kill it with your bare hands; its the only way.

[dan_457]

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Burn your house down, it's the only option.

Normaly I would've destroyed them with a fury by now, but they haven't even moved in weeks, so it's no big deal.

[Dog]

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I have two of those chillin on the side of my house right now.

Ugh, That sucks canes. I remember I came home in 7th grade when my first dog passed.

It's also pretty depressing when a dog from work dies

[Beantown]

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Normaly I would've destroyed them with a fury by now, but they haven't even moved in weeks, so it's no big deal.

That just means they're planning something. Better be proactive and, at least, chop their legs off.

[EnigmaNemesis]

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Eating fresh cut pineapple (left in the fridge overnight obvs, so I don't get prickly tongue) ... nom nom nom!

[Bighoff]

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That just means they're planning something. Better be proactive and, at least, chop their legs off.

It's better to kill both but leave one mutilated body as a warning to others not to mess with you.

[Reaman]

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Imagine killing a roach in your immaculate house.

[8]

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I would've Incredible Hulked that ****ing lawn mower up and chopped that mother ****er into 100000000's of stupid little spider pieces.

This is exactly what I looked liked

[dan_457]

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It's better to kill both but leave one mutilated body as a warning to others not to mess with you.

If I'm going to kill one, or chop their legs off for that matter, why not just straight up kill them both?

[Beantown]

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This is exactly what I looked liked

This would've been me when I was done:

[dan_457]

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Imagine killing a roach in your immaculate house.

Just did that like 10 minutes ago. ****ing south Carolina and it's bugs.

[Jr.]

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If I'm going to kill one, or chop their legs off for that matter, why not just straight up kill them both?

They have declared war. You cannot show mercy. You have to show their brethren what they are in for

[Beantown]

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If I'm going to kill one, or chop their legs off for that matter, why not just straight up kill them both?

Because that's not as fun? Cut out their eyeballs and leave them stuck in their webs. That'll show those ****ers not to mess with you.

[8]

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The Carolinas have been lost in the global arachnid takeover.

[dan_457]

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Because that's not as fun? Cut out their eyeballs and leave them stuck in their webs. That'll show those ****ers not to mess with you.

To hell with that, I'm not getting within 5 feet of those ****ers, let alone plucking their eye's out.