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  • OSUFan_88
    Outback Jesus
    • Jul 2004
    • 25642

    #26896
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
    This girl was describing this one regular creepy, customer guy. She said if he was the last man on Earth she would kill him and eat him.

    And then we watched a zombie movie lol.
    I guess women really like to think about killing. Turns them on.

    Whatever gets the job done.

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    • AUChase
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jul 2008
      • 19403

      #26897
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      I've never heard of the rejection hotline..

      Is it just a pre recorded message or something ?

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      • SPTO
        binging
        • Feb 2003
        • 68046

        #26898
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        i`m on my new PC now. I had the damndest time with the keyboard then realized it was preset at Canadian French LOL
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        • OSUFan_88
          Outback Jesus
          • Jul 2004
          • 25642

          #26899
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by SPTO
          i`m on my new PC now. I had the damndest time with the keyboard then realized it was preset at Canadian French LOL
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          Urban Meyer is lol.

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          • TheMatrix31
            RF
            • Jul 2002
            • 52908

            #26900
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Draw your very own hero and embark on amazing new adventures!


            Pretty cool.

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            • l3ulvl
              Hall Of Fame
              • Dec 2009
              • 17233

              #26901
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              We should have a "complain about women" thread :P

              Although to be fair, if we have too many specific threads OT would die.

              Imagine if in addition to the women complaints thread we also had a "fast food/restaurants/pizza" thread, there'd be no point in OT anymore.

              I withdraw my suggestions
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              • baumy300
                Most Valuable Pepe
                • May 2005
                • 3998

                #26902
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by SPTO
                i`m on my new PC now. I had the damndest time with the keyboard then realized it was preset at Canadian French LOL
                See man, that's the problem with Canada - Half of you speak French, and the other half of
                you allow it to happen
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                • Gotmadskillzson
                  Live your life
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 23432

                  #26903
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by Candyman5
                  OMFG I hate woman! I just had the worst experiance in my life that made me feel like a total *******. So I met this girl and we started talking and such for a good 30 minutes at a grocery store. I got her name and number and was like maybe my luck is finally changing. I talk to my friends about her and one of my friends say, "I know her, did you guys talk at so and so?" I was like yeah, how you know that? He then informs me that when she and her friends were talking with him she brought up a story about this guy she met that was annoying and so on and how she made up a excuse to leave.

                  Im like wtf would she talk for 30 minutes then? So I am pissed off now and call the number however the first words I here are "Thank you for calling the rejection hotline....."

                  The worse part about it is I had my phone on speaker so my friend could listen to what ever bull**** she came up with. So in other words there was about 30 minutes to an hour of non stop laughing.....-_-.

                  BTW here the number: 301-576-1104

                  So thought you guys would get a good laugh out of it......
                  I just woke up and this made me laugh. That bitch was a professional playette. First red flag should have been talking to her for that amount of time at a grocery store. 30 minutes is a long time.

                  Keep conversations short and keep it moving. Once you get past the 5 minute mark, you start crossing over into annoying get the hell away from me territory. So 30 minutes is like omg this person has no life, they are stalking me and haven't been laid in years they might kidnap me and hold me hostage type of territory.

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                  • Candyman5
                    Come get some!
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 14380

                    #26904
                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                    I just woke up and this made me laugh. That bitch was a professional playette. First red flag should have been talking to her for that amount of time at a grocery store. 30 minutes is a long time.

                    Keep conversations short and keep it moving. Once you get past the 5 minute mark, you start crossing over into annoying get the hell away from me territory. So 30 minutes is like omg this person has no life, they are stalking me and haven't been laid in years they might kidnap me and hold me hostage type of territory.
                    Lol well she was walking with me and we were basically shopping together in Walmart. (grocery department) so it wasn't like we were just staying in one place or anything. That's what I don't get about the whole thing.
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                    • kingkilla56
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19395

                      #26905
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Lol Candy just learn to laugh at these experiences.
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                      • slickdtc
                        Grayscale
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 17125

                        #26906
                        **** bitches, get groceries
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                        • Fresh Tendrils
                          Strike Hard and Fade Away
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 36131

                          #26907
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          After the XBL thing I'm not sure what to believe when Candy posts it. That story sounds straight out of a sitcom and I didn't even know the hotline was still up. I imagined girls just made up a number nowadays. I've gotten a few "hey (name of girl), its (name of guy...or one time it was the name of a girl lol)" texts before. I feel sorry bursting that bubble for them, but then I kind of laugh afterwards.



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                          • Buckeyes_Doc
                            In Dalton I Trust
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 11918

                            #26908
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            There isn't anything good that can happen by picking up girls at Wal-Mart anyways.
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                            • Beantown
                              #DoYourJob
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 31523

                              #26909
                              Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc
                              There isn't anything good that can happen by picking up girls at Wal-Mart anyways.
                              Pretty much. Grocery stores are one thing (can be an awesome place to work on your "game") but Wal Mart is a no-no for me.

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                              • Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                #26910
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                I have yet to see a female at the local grocery store worth approaching. They're either jailbait or middle-aged around here.

                                The grocery store 30 minutes up the highway is a different story, though.



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