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  • rspencer86
    MIB Crew
    • Sep 2004
    • 8806

    #26911
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    I've never wrapped my head around the idea that grocery stores are a good place for meeting women.

    I mean, there are a lot of attractive women there when I go, but you could say that about any large store. What makes the grocery store better, if anything?
    Ryan Spencer

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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #26912
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      recently single women picking up ice cream in order to eat their feelings away.
      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

      @AdamdotH

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      • ubernoob
        ****
        • Jul 2004
        • 15522

        #26913
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by WatsonTiger
        recently single women picking up ice cream in order to eat their feelings away.
        Wrong thread?

        Ice cream does sound delicious at times though.
        bad

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        • Fresh Tendrils
          Strike Hard and Fade Away
          • Jul 2002
          • 36131

          #26914
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by WatsonTiger
          recently single women picking up ice cream in order to eat their feelings away.
          I prefer the ones who are drinking in order to bury their feelings with lots of alcohol and poor, late-night decisions.



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          • Blitz1942
            MVP
            • Apr 2009
            • 2645

            #26915
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Originally posted by justblaze09
            HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!

            Y'all sitting here thinking spiders are going to bring on the end of the world, yet we have proof that FREAKING SKYNET is a real thing and they know.

            The hell is wrong with y'all.
            Spoiler

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            • Candyman5
              Come get some!
              • Nov 2006
              • 14380

              #26916
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
              After the XBL thing I'm not sure what to believe when Candy posts it. That story sounds straight out of a sitcom and I didn't even know the hotline was still up. I imagined girls just made up a number nowadays. I've gotten a few "hey (name of girl), its (name of guy...or one time it was the name of a girl lol)" texts before. I feel sorry bursting that bubble for them, but then I kind of laugh afterwards.
              Ok I am so sick of hearing about the XBL thing, I don't know what you were reading but XBL wasn't even mentioned in my post. Believe me or don't, I don't care however I don't appreciate being called a Liar face to face or online.

              I get nothing for posting this story on here, I just wanted to add to the other crazy woman and F***ed up woman stories that were already posted.
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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #26917
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                I was simply relating the bizarre and far-fetched nature of both stories. The fact that a girl has that number memorized is pretty crazy.



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                • baumy300
                  Most Valuable Pepe
                  • May 2005
                  • 3998

                  #26918
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc
                  There isn't anything good that can happen by picking up girls at Wal-Mart anyways.
                  I beg to differ.

                  I once purchased a t-shirt at a truck stop with a picture of a stoic wolf on it that is fading off into the background while an 18 wheeler is driving down a mountain road.

                  The words "Born to Roam" are proudly displayed on this bad boy.

                  Proof if you all think you I'm full of **** -

                  Spoiler


                  Anyways, whenever I feel lonely I put this on and hang out in the automotive section at my Wal Mart.

                  You wouldn't believe the husky Native American women that I pull in with this baby.

                  It should say "Born to Bone" on it because that's what happens when you wear it
                  I post the frog
                  It makes me happy
                  People get upset
                  It makes me sad
                  I post the frog

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                  • slickdtc
                    Grayscale
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 17125

                    #26919
                    I'm in three fantasy football leagues: 6-0, 5-1, 2-4.

                    Last two years I've been decimated by the injury bug. This year it struck with Fred Jackson and Ahmad Bradshaw (and MJD's holdout), but they were all resolved quickly. The one league I'm doing poorly in is a keeper league where I inherited a ****ty team. I'm playing guys like Justin Blackmon and Michael Floyd due to their future potential. Building up this franchise!

                    I'm proud.
                    NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
                    NFL - Buffalo Bills
                    MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                    Originally posted by Money99
                    And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                    • kingkilla56
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19395

                      #26920
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                      I was simply relating the bizarre and far-fetched nature of both stories. The fact that a girl has that number memorized is pretty crazy.
                      It doesnt sound all that crazy to me. This doesnt equal the XBL fiasco in terms of bizarre.

                      Candy has gone on...and on about his lady woes. That isnt exactly something to lie about.
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                      • Bellsprout
                        Hard Times.
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 25652

                        #26921
                        Originally posted by slickdtc
                        **** bitches, get groceries
                        Disregard females, acquire provisions.
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                        Originally posted by l3ulvl
                        A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                        • AUChase
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 19403

                          #26922
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          I'm a fairly confident person and will approach most anyone, but something about approaching someone in a grocery store or their place of employment always seemed sort of weird to me.

                          I've worked with girls who have been hit on by guys coming through their checkout line or something and they didn't like it. I guess everyone is different, though.

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                          • BlueNGold
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 21817

                            #26923
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Originally posted by baumy300
                            I beg to differ.

                            I once purchased a t-shirt at a truck stop with a picture of a stoic wolf on it that is fading off into the background while an 18 wheeler is driving down a mountain road.

                            The words "Born to Roam" are proudly displayed on this bad boy.

                            Proof if you all think you I'm full of **** -

                            Spoiler


                            Anyways, whenever I feel lonely I put this on and hang out in the automotive section at my Wal Mart.

                            You wouldn't believe the husky Native American women that I pull in with this baby.

                            It should say "Born to Bone" on it because that's what happens when you wear it
                            Wow. This....this right here is an all-timer of a post.

                            YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE SHIRT!!!
                            Originally posted by bradtxmale
                            I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                            • Candyman5
                              Come get some!
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 14380

                              #26924
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              I was simply relating the bizarre and far-fetched nature of both stories. The fact that a girl has that number memorized is pretty crazy.
                              Sorry Fresh, didnt mean to really snap at you. Just hasnt been a very good day. Nothing like your low confidence level getting shattered after testing you luck this way. Soooooooo close to just giving up on the dating game and if it happens it happens.
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                              • areobee401
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 16771

                                #26925
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                Originally posted by Candyman5
                                Sorry Fresh, didnt mean to really snap at you. Just hasnt been a very good day. Nothing like your low confidence level getting shattered after testing you luck this way. Soooooooo close to just giving up on the dating game and if it happens it happens.
                                Don't give up. The dating game can be cold at times. Pretty much everyone experiences some rough patches for whatever reason.

                                I'd suggest you stop worrying about it so much. Focus on being the best you that you can be and the female stuff will figure itself out.
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