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  • Gotmadskillzson
    Live your life
    • Apr 2008
    • 23432

    #27841
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
    Yeah but that wasn't a story where we can make fun of your old age though.

    Tell us how did GMSS approach the Ladies back in his heyday and how successful was it. And also the quality of women walking around every block in Chicago.
    In the beginning I struck out quite often with the ladies in my neighborhood. But I thought what ever they a bunch of hoodrats anyway, not too big of a lost. How ever when I made it to high school, I went to school outside of my hood, actually completely outside of my side town.

    I grew up on the far west side near Columbus Park. My high school however was on the far northeast side of the city in the Rogers Park neighborhood not too far from Loyola college. Completely different demographic.

    Struck out with every female that was my age. How ever I was having success with older females that were 5 years or more older then me. It was kind of weird because even though I was able to make friends with most of the females in my high school, I never got passed the friend zone with people my own age.

    So I pretty much just stayed with the older females because ya know if something is working for you, you stick with it. I never dated anybody in high school, I just played the field, had my fun.

    My 1st females were Jordanian. It was a group of them, about 5 of them that were close friends and did pretty much everything together. One of them liked me, she was a closet freak. Had my fun with her however her parents wouldn't allow her to date outside her race. And when they found out she liked me, they sent her to live with her aunt in Canada.

    Moving on, after high school went to the military and got exposed to the blonde hair women. This was foreign territory to me. I was amazed how damn easy they were. It was like the word no wasn't in their vocabulary. Everything I could think of I asked them to do, they did it with out hesitation.

    So the military for me was full of banging groups of blondes that ranged from from 25 to 46. After the military I go back to Chicago, go to college, at this point of my life I felt like a stud. Felt like my game was tighter then tight after years of honing my skills around the world in the military.

    So in my mind I was thinking awee yeah I'm ready for these Chicago bitches now, going to show them no mercy. Step on to campus it was February, women had on winter clothes so it was hard to tell how fine they were in winter clothes ya know. Spring came I seen just how damn fine these females were.

    I went from russian chicks to german chicks to mexican to puerto rican to polish. I tried all the flavors. How ever it was 2 females that stuck to me like glue throughout college. This mexican lady and this puerto rican lady. Mexican lady was married but was throwing it at me anyway.

    She was following me around so much around campus that people thought we were dating. Then it was the puerto rican chick. She wasn't married, but she had a son and baby daddy drama. But I smashed anyway a few times in the parking lot of our campus in the back of her car.

    College was fun. It was only one female in college that I attempted to talk to that wouldn't give me the time of day. So therefore my batting average was pretty damn good.

    One thing I learned in my life when I was in high school, was that I do very well with older women. Just comes natural. So that was my dating lane, older women and I stayed in that lane for the rest of my life.

    Women my own age or even close to my age, struck out. Women 6, 10, 15 or 20 years older it was golden, I was up in there. In college and after college I also noticed I attracted way too many married women. Even to this day married females will run up on me. Learned to keep the married ones at arms length.

    To be honest though, success with, dating and marrying older females run in my blood line. My dad is younger then my mom. All my uncles and male cousins are younger then their wives.

    I got cousin my age right now that is married to a 58 year old. They been married for 10 years now. He met her down in Jacksonsville, Florida at a store.

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    • Dog
      aka jnes12/JNes__
      • Aug 2008
      • 11846

      #27842
      GMSS, lay off the paragraphs man. My eyes and finger (from scrolling so much) hurt


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      • BurghFan
        #BurghProud
        • Jul 2009
        • 10043

        #27843
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by AUChase89
        You may can catch some exciting Football, too..

        I only have an associates in business from a Community college. I've thought about going back to school a few times, but for now I'm doing fine without it.
        Yeah, WKU seems to be a program on the rise granted it's only the Sun Belt Conference.

        Originally posted by Chrisksaint
        I was going to finally go to my Economics class for the first time in a couple weeks(The class is a joke and I have all the notes from my friend who already took the class) tomorrow, but the fact that all my classes are cancelled Friday really makes me just want to take this 4 day weekend.
        Why are all your classes cancelled Friday? Can't be from the Hurricane as it will be in the Atlantic moving through the Bahamas, can it?
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        • l3ulvl
          Hall Of Fame
          • Dec 2009
          • 17233

          #27844
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
          I got cousin my age right now that is married to a 58 year old. They been married for 10 years now. He met her down in Jacksonsville, Florida at a store.
          So at least one of your kin married younger, right?
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          • LetThatBoyCook
            Rookie
            • Aug 2011
            • 462

            #27845
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
            I got cousin my age right now that is married to a 58 year old. They been married for 10 years now. He met her down in Jacksonsville, Florida at a store.
            I thought you said your cousin married a woman older than him?

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            • l3ulvl
              Hall Of Fame
              • Dec 2009
              • 17233

              #27846
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Originally posted by LetThatBoyCook
              I thought you said your cousin married a woman older than him?
              Joke thief!
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              • Gotmadskillzson
                Live your life
                • Apr 2008
                • 23432

                #27847
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Bitches please.......I'm only 33.

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                • LetThatBoyCook
                  Rookie
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 462

                  #27848
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Joke..?

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                  • LetThatBoyCook
                    Rookie
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 462

                    #27849
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                    Bitches please.......I'm only 33.

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                    • LetThatBoyCook
                      Rookie
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 462

                      #27850
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Didn't realize I posted so many gifs.

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                      • BurghFan
                        #BurghProud
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 10043

                        #27851
                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        Originally posted by LetThatBoyCook
                        Didn't realize I posted so many gifs.
                        Apparently you also didn't realize you can edit your posts
                        Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
                        Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
                        Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
                        Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
                        Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30

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                        • LetThatBoyCook
                          Rookie
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 462

                          #27852
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          Originally posted by BurghFan
                          Apparently you also didn't realize you can edit your posts
                          This is the off topic thread. Nothing is filtered. It's like a back alley. No need to edit any posts.

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                          • justblaze09
                            Swaggy Poole
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 3523

                            #27853
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Why do I get the feeling GMSS has come across a married man swinging a bat?
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                            • Mo
                              SSN
                              • May 2003
                              • 11425

                              #27854
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by LetThatBoyCook
                              This is the off topic thread. Nothing is filtered. It's like a back alley. No need to edit any posts.


                              Um yeah, you're wrong.

                              This isnt an anything goes thread.
                              Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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                              • mb625
                                DJ2K
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 5016

                                #27855
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                I would make a comment on the whole playing sports games/how often you actually play vs. simming... but that ship seems to have sailed... so here's a picture of a dog ... insert Dog joke here...


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