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[Mo]

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Sum it all up in one tweet for me.

GO!

She's a woman. Done.

[AUChase]

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Man, our dealership sold 7 cars today...

I'm glad I'm off tomorrow, so I can get some things taken care of.

[TheMatrix31]

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[hvegasooner]

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had to go out with mom today.. took my headphones and my iphone.. and listed to iheartradio to and from where i was going.... its rocks

[hvegasooner]

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Here's what she said

i will take crazy girls for $10000 alex.

[hvegasooner]

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These 12 yr old kids tried to buy some chewing tobacco today from this Cigar store I was in. I was just looking at them like come on.......Just because you over 6ft tall don't mean you look older. No facial hair what so ever, no bass in your voice....

Owner told them to GTFO his store before he call the cops.

they are 12 year old... i knew of people who started smoking at the age sadly

[Watson]

Presented without comment.

[sportzbro]

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I was wondering if OS was talking about this Sarah Phillips story. What an absolutely BIZARRE deal... been following it all day.

[Bellsprout]

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Presented without comment.

Call me when they hack her cell phone.

Anyways, we have to come up with a fake movie treatment for my film class, so I present to all of you the plot synopsis for "DIE HARD 13".

It's long. I'll spoiler. And it ruins parts of other Die Hard movies (mainly the first one). Oh, and it's also stupid. But that's why it's fun.

Spoiler

From black, we see a man in a tanktop standing with his back to the camera. There is a gun taped to his back. Everyone in the scene is laughing. Eventually, the person with the gun stops laughing, rips the gun from his back, and shoots the criminal in the chest, causing him to go careening out of the highrise they're standing in, falling to his death. We see the shooter's face, and it's the face of.... Shia LeBeouf? The camera pans out, revealing that what we've been watching is footage from a movie. Eventually, we see an 80 year old Bruce Willis, getting up slowly from his theater chair. Willis is John McClane, and McClane, now near the end of his life, has sold his life story to Hollywood. With this fortune, McClane has retired to a high-end, luxury retirement home in a highrise in LA. McClane walks into his home and through the gathering area, where there is a large crowd of his co-tenants of this building. They're waiting because tonight McClane has promised to regale them with the story of the time he blew up a helicopter using a car. "Just a minute, I have to go take care of something first. I'll be right back and then we'll begin" says McClane, passing through. Follow McClane to his room, where he takes his numerous medications for the day. Then.... BOOM. A loud noise is heard from outside the door. People are yelling and screaming. McClane locks himself in his bathroom. We see two uniformed men come into the room and start banging on the bathroom door, trying to break into it. They know someone's in there. In his last resort, McClane climbs up and goes into the vents above the bathroom. He escapes just in time. He shimmies over to the gathering area, where he watches through a vent as a group of terrorists reveal that they've taken the building hostage, bent on robbing the hundreds of wealthy, elderly tenants of their family fortunes and retirement funds. Now McClane, armed only with a cane and experience, must fight to bring down this terrorist cell in his latest and greatest adventure yet!
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The idea of Bruce Willis in prosthetic makeup fighting off hordes of terrorists with a cane brings me unspeakable joy. I was smiling the whole time I wrote that thing today.

[TheMatrix31]

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Just finished the original article.

Wow. Always felt something was shady with her.

[superjames1992]

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So, one of my friends (well, I don't really see him much anymore) claims to have solved the world's economic problems and have supposedly designed a new economic system. I think he's probably crazy, but if he isn't, I may have known the man who changed history.

He actually wants us to invest money in it, but given how nondescript he is about it, I think I'll pass.

He claims that he has created unlimited supply, unlimited demand, and unlimited profit. However, the notion that you can have unlimited supply in a world with finite resources seems a bit asinine to me.

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I'm also contemplating switching majors. I love weather and I love meteorology, but I struggle at physics and chemistry and my GPA is average, at best, right now.

I am leaning towards switching to another interest of mine (Economics), but physics and chemistry have wrecked my GPA to some extent (my GPA is a 2.82 right now) and I am not sure if I can get into the College of Management here. According to the web site, I am eligible to switch, but to be "competitive" I need to have a 3.0+ GPA. I will try to apply, anyways.

That leads me to the opportunity to transfer to UNC-Greensboro, a local college. I could transfer there and major in economics. Frankly, I would be okay with this, though I would miss NC State and my friends. I would probably live at home in such a situation, which would save myself and my family quite a bit of money.

But, right now I have to focus on exams. Got my first final in public speaking on Thursday, but I'm not too worried about that. Early next week will be hell, though. I have geology at 8 AM on Monday morning, which should be pretty easy, but I have my Physics 208 final at 6 PM that night and my Thermodynamics final on 8 AM on Tuesday morning.

Then I'm done and it's SUMMER!!!

[sportzbro]

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For some reason, I am rooting for this story to blow up into something massive.

[TheMatrix31]

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So, one of my friends (well, I don't really see him much anymore) claims to have solved the world's economic problems and have supposedly designed a new economic system. I think he's probably crazy, but if he isn't, I may have known the man who changed history.

He actually wants us to invest money in it, but given how nondescript he is about it, I think I'll pass.

He claims that he has created unlimited supply, unlimited demand, and unlimited profit. However, the notion that you can have unlimited supply in a world with finite resources seems a bit asinine to me.

Your friend doesn't know what he's talking about.

[Chrisksaint]

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Mickey Loomis is behind this story obv

[Watson]

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Mickey Loomis is behind this story obv

Bobby Hebert was the Auburn bagman