Off Topic 2012

[bomberooski]

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Milkshakes are an extremely under rated item.

And I'm all for the theory that a homemade milkshake > restaurant milkshake

[adice15]

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No idea why I find myself responding to "How's everything going today?" with "Good not bad" haha. I don't really know why I say that so much whenever I'm asked that at a convenient store or liquor store or wherever.

Haha I'm gonna start using that now.

[AUChase]

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I use the same blender I use for my protein shakes, to make a milkshake, occasionally. My favorite flavors are Banana Pudding, Birthday Cake, and Cake Batter.

[Watson]

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THAT'S IT SHUT IT DOWN. THE INTERNET IS OVER, IT HAS BEEN WON

[Bellsprout]

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I bleed orange and maroon and will until I die.

Which, if you're bleeding orange things, will likely be soon. You should probably get that checked out.

[TCM]

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I was involved in my first car accident today, and to believe I was sitting in math class when it happened. SMH women in lifted trucks.

[Bighoff]

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Just hope wherever your wife/significant other works, is nice enough to throw her some sort of shower. The girls that work with my sister threw her a "Diaper Party". Instead of bringing gifts, they all brought her diapers.

All we've told people that ask what we want and we say diapers. Her friends and coworkers are going to put something good together. Tonight I introduced her to a good friends wife who is a bit a head of her on the pregnancy train. They started chatting and I now she has a sympathetic ear that's going through the same stuff she is, might be the best thing I could have done.

[Bighoff]

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Haha, we actually could probably figure something out. The hospital carries sizes up to 4. Although the cost of shipping may offset the actual savings.
Let me know when you guys are closer to the due date and I'll just ship you a case of newborns as a shower gift. Let everyone know now Chef Matt has newborn diapers sewed up and to just get 1's or 2's. A case of newborns has like 144! So many that you probably won't use them all before the baby goes into the next size.
That's what happened with my last boy. We had 2 packs left and he was already in 1's.
I'm serious too, I will send you a case of newborns.

If we can work something out I will build a statue in your honor. There is a chance I might be in Fresno for a few days end of Sept or early Oct. Thanks for the advice I'll add that to my list.

[Bighoff]

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I was involved in my first car accident today, and to believe I was sitting in math class when it happened. SMH women in lifted trucks.

Women can't drive regular cars, do they think driving a bigger car will improve their driving?

[TCM]

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Women can't drive regular cars, do they think driving a bigger car will improve their driving?

I have no clue, it's ****ing ridiculous though. She took the corner way to shallow and her back fender snagged the area right above my bumper. Good thing my car is an absolute tank.

[l3ulvl]

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I have no clue, it's ****ing ridiculous though. She took the corner way to shallow and her back fender snagged the area right above my bumper. Good thing my car is an absolute tank.

You drive a Hummer?

[BlueNGold]

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You drive a Hummer?

I figured he meant he drives this:

[Bighoff]

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I figured he meant he drives this:

If a woman drove that, this would be the result.

[TCM]

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You drive a Hummer?

You're funny.

Spoiler

It doesn't look like much but my car was moved a good foot and a half out my parking spot when she hit it, and this is the only damage. Tank.

[The GIGGAS]

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You're funny.

Spoiler

It doesn't look like much but my car was moved a good foot and a half out my parking spot when she hit it, and this is the only damage. Tank.

Holy huge image, Batman!