Off Topic 2012

[redsrule]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Im telling you I'd be the worst version of the world. Humans btw wouldnt stand a chance. You think your gonna tame a freaking Syther? Decapitated instantly.

The majority of pokemon would be EXTINCT due to fear and game hunting. You think people are just gonna let Nidokings run ****?

Diglets and Dugtrios would tear cities apart with their elaborate digging under cities and doing 'earthquake' all over the place.

Human's need for companionship would end in millions of arson cases as everyone will just have to have a pet growlith or vulpix. Can anyone say run like hell if you piss off your dog?

Kids would be falling from the sky when they realize simply telling their pigeys to fly doesnt mean they have the proper training to actually ride the damn thing hundreds of feet in the air.

Crime would be so high that there wouldnt be enough people on earth to commit crimes. Murder rates would be...whatever 100% of the population was.

We are talking about an apocalypse people. Just imagine right now that the world were just flooded with pokemon. Scrap all existing animals other than us and just think about the reaction. Armageddon.

And dont even get me started on the ****ing bugs of the pokemon world. You thought little spiders were bad? LOL

I got 999 of these.

I'm going to be a dictator!

[slickdtc]

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2012

*catches up on last couple pages of OT*

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[kingkilla56]

Re: Off Topic 2012

*catches up on last couple pages of OT*

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[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Im telling you I'd be the worst version of the world. Humans btw wouldnt stand a chance. You think your gonna tame a freaking Syther? Decapitated instantly.

The majority of pokemon would be EXTINCT due to fear and game hunting. You think people are just gonna let Nidokings run ****?

Diglets and Dugtrios would tear cities apart with their elaborate digging under cities and doing 'earthquake' all over the place.

Human's need for companionship would end in millions of arson cases as everyone will just have to have a pet growlith or vulpix. Can anyone say run like hell if you piss off your dog?

Kids would be falling from the sky when they realize simply telling their pigeys to fly doesnt mean they have the proper training to actually ride the damn thing hundreds of feet in the air.

Crime would be so high that there wouldnt be enough people on earth to commit crimes. Murder rates would be...whatever 100% of the population was.

We are talking about an apocalypse people. Just imagine right now that the world were just flooded with pokemon. Scrap all existing animals other than us and just think about the reaction. Armageddon.

And dont even get me started on the ****ing bugs of the pokemon world. You thought little spiders were bad? LOL

Yea, the whole time i reading this I was thinking of:


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[AUChase]

Re: Off Topic 2012

I would ALMOST still be willing to take my chances with the Pokemon.

You could even play football in a thunderstorm.. just have a bunch of Pikachu's, Raichu, Jolteons, etc.


This video has to be posted, since someone brought up The Other Guys..



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[kingkilla56]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Pikachu would light you up man. Oh you didnt buy the good pokemon food this week? Zap..... you dead. We wouldnt run anything man. Pokemon wouldnt be so obedient like in the cartoon man. Just imagine having a grown hungry lion in your pocket. You let it out and you will die.


Dinosaur world = safer than Pokemon world.

[AUChase]

Re: Off Topic 2012

None of them would be cute, either...

I imagine a real life Pikachu would be ugly.

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[Chrisksaint]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Buy max repel, problems solved

[SidVish]

Re: Off Topic 2012

So ESPN just made up an interview with soccer player Lukas Podolski.

http://deadspin.com/5926093?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2012

the good ole WWL

[BurghFan]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Please enlighten OT with this scientific science.

Basically the only reasons mammals came to dominate over the past 65 million years is because the end Cretaceous extinction event opened up many ecological niches that needed to be and were filled by the rapid diversification of mammals after dinosaurs went extinct. Before the extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs, mammals were little more than burrowing shrew-like animals.

While velociraptors were there killing humans.

DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS!!!

Actually, the Jurassic Park movies took some creative liberties with the raptors. In reality, Velociraptor was only about the size of a chicken. However, by pure chance, around the time the original moving was shooting a giant raptor species (Utahraptor) was unearhed in Utah (hence the name) that more closely approximates the JP raptors in size.

[ryan36]

If Pokemons and pikawhatevers were real they'd look like a constipated Renee Zelwiger with a tail.

[ryan36]

Basically the only reasons mammals came to dominate over the past 65 million years is because the end Cretaceous extinction event opened up many ecological niches that needed to be and were filled by the rapid diversification of mammals after dinosaurs went extinct. Before the extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs, mammals were little more than burrowing shrew-like animals.



Actually, the Jurassic Park movies took some creative liberties with the raptors. In reality, Velociraptor was only about the size of a chicken. However, by pure chance, around the time the original moving was shooting a giant raptor species (Utahraptor) was unearhed in Utah (hence the name) that more closely approximates the JP raptors in size.

I've reported this post for being to science-y. I'd ban you but I'm on tapatalk, naked , dropping a deuce.

[Dog]

I might get banned