Off Topic 2012

[Dog]

I have a dog at work that'll take care of it for you.....


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[ubernoob]

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I have a dog at work that'll take care of it for you.....


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I thought you were here to take care of it for us...

[8]

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So there's a bird outside my house attacking everyone that goes in and out of the house. Got out of my car and it was just hovering around me then flew like an inch away from my head twice. What am I supposed to do about this crazy bird? It did it to 5 people already today...

Extend your arm and point your index finger out and sing the following,"Zippidy Doo Da Zippidy A My oh my what a wonderful day!" The bird will land on your finger and you will be best friends for life.

[BlueNGold]

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I haven't had a slurpee since I was 10 years old. That is just something I never really grew up around. In my neighborhood italian ice and snow cones ruled. And it was always some dude selling it out of his full size conversion van, along with bootleg movies, hot pickles, flaming hots, socks, hats, cologne and car vent oil.

Hell I only stepped inside a 7-11 only once in my whole life.

And where I live now, the nearest one is 14.3 miles away. I think there are only 3 in this entire state.

I hope you avoided the "banana flavored" ones.

[Altimus]

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Leave the bird alone... he'll go away in a few days. I had the same issue in my yard. They nested in a spruce tree in the yard and this lasted for about a week. After the eggs hatched they left. But I got my revenge cause he came back and sat on the roof. I saw him and sprayed him with some water. He flew off yelling and never returned. Revenge.

[slickdtc]

I got one of these, in the same year.. and it sucked as well

Someone in my family got one of those too. The ICEE was made on the outside of the tub where the ice was. It was crazy. Didn't work well.

Shaved ice machines are a lot better.

[C the Lyte]

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I never understood why the polar bear is wearing a sweater.

[BlueNGold]

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I never understood why the polar bear is wearing a sweater.

Because it's cold and his fur doesn't provide adequate warmth?

[Chef Matt]

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Because it's cold and his fur doesn't provide adequate warmth?

Ahhh, the classic Ryan Spencer esque answer. Well done.

[BlueNGold]

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I think you guys need to give me one of these for my avatar whorish behaviors.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Because it's cold and his fur doesn't provide adequate warmth?

I'm guessing he never watched LOST.

Polar Bears are total beach animals.

[BlueNGold]

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I'm guessing he never watched LOST.

Polar Bears are total beach animals.

Spoilers, damn it!

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Spoilers, damn it!

Spoiler

[BlueNGold]

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Is Lost even worth watching or is it all one big unsatisfying cluster/mind ****?

[Yeah...THAT Guy]

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Is Lost even worth watching or is it all one big unsatisfying cluster/mind ****?

I didn't watch the first season, but watched from then on. It was glorious.

Sidenote: I wish FastForward hadn't gotten cancelled. I was interested to see where that went.