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  • jeremym480
    Speak it into existence
    • Oct 2008
    • 18198

    #27601
    Originally posted by ubernoob
    Start with a hey. Or a hi.

    Stop overthinking things for the love of god.

    If all else fails, just say hey... you're single, I'm single. Let's get it done. Worst case is that she says no, and you're no worse off.
    Yeah start with that "you're single, I'm single" line, then follow it up with a picture of your junk.

    What's the worse that can happen?

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    • Dog
      aka jnes12/JNes__
      • Aug 2008
      • 11846

      #27602
      Also the last girl I know of to post on OS was LITERALLY (yes literally!) a demon from hell


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      • Gotmadskillzson
        Live your life
        • Apr 2008
        • 23432

        #27603
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by Dog
        Also the last girl I know of to post on OS was LITERALLY (yes literally!) a demon from hell


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        So being that you are a dog, she was a vacuum cleaner ?

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        • Candyman5
          Come get some!
          • Nov 2006
          • 14380

          #27604
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by rspencer86
          She would never know unless she also posts on OS, and if she does, you are already screwed.
          Fine, here:
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          • baumy300
            Most Valuable Pepe
            • May 2005
            • 3998

            #27605
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Originally posted by jeremym480
            Yeah start with that "you're single, I'm single" line, then follow it up with a picture of your junk.

            What's the worse that can happen?
            With his luck?

            Probably have the picture go viral and make its rounds to OS before getting emailed back to his entire family, boss, priest, and local police department after he finds out the girl is only 17.
            I post the frog
            It makes me happy
            People get upset
            It makes me sad
            I post the frog

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            • ubernoob
              ****
              • Jul 2004
              • 15522

              #27606
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              You should have posted a picture of a gigantic spider, to instantly become OS' biggest heel.

              That being said, I'm gonna tell her that you plastered her picture on a message board full of dudes.
              bad

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              • Candyman5
                Come get some!
                • Nov 2006
                • 14380

                #27607
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by ubernoob
                You should have posted a picture of a gigantic spider, to instantly become OS' biggest heel.

                That being said, I'm gonna tell her that you plastered her picture on a message board full of dudes.
                I would of if I didnt hate spider pictures as well.
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                • BunnyHardaway
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 15195

                  #27608
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  I purposely avoid the hot cashiers at the grocery store because I'm afraid I'll make an *** out of myself. I should start going drunk.

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                  • gerg1234
                    BOOM!
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 2911

                    #27609
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Originally posted by ubernoob
                    You should have posted a picture of a gigantic spider, to instantly become OS' biggest heel.

                    That being said, I'm gonna tell her that you plastered her picture on a message board full of dudes.
                    Speaking of which, here is something I found a month ago and meant to post on here.

                    Spoiler


                    Don't be baby...just take a look.
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                    • Dog
                      aka jnes12/JNes__
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 11846

                      #27610
                      Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                      So being that you are a dog, she was a vacuum cleaner ?
                      !


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                      • Dog
                        aka jnes12/JNes__
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 11846

                        #27611
                        Originally posted by JJLinn
                        I purposely avoid the hot cashiers at the grocery store because I'm afraid I'll make an *** out of myself. I should start going drunk.
                        I'm the opposite. I always go for the hot cashiers, receptionists, etc.

                        Come on, son.


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                        • Dog
                          aka jnes12/JNes__
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 11846

                          #27612
                          Looking at the picture, she might have Instagram syndrome. It's where an ok looking girl posts pictures of herself on Instagram and immediately becomes sexy as hell. It's a dangerous thing from their species so watch out.


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                          • AUChase
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19403

                            #27613
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            I wonder how many random people view the OT thread and read a few pages and say to themselves "What the **** is going on ?" and never open the thread again..

                            Also.. Dragon Age Origins is pretty solid. I'm only 4 1/2 hours in, but I can all ready tell I'm going to continue enjoying it. It was a bit weird at first, but now I'm starting to understand what is going on. No surprise It was developed by Bioware.

                            I'm no fan of spiders, particularly non water spiders, but these pictures rarely ever freak me out.

                            That's not to say I wouldn't jump if one popped out of nowhere on me. I just think half the fear of spiders comes with not knowing where the damn things are.

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                            • baumy300
                              Most Valuable Pepe
                              • May 2005
                              • 3998

                              #27614
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by AUChase89
                              I wonder how many random people view the OT thread and read a few pages and say to themselves "What the **** is going on ?" and never open the thread again..

                              Haha, I've said it before and I'll say it again - The Off Topic Thread is like the Africa of O.S.
                              I post the frog
                              It makes me happy
                              People get upset
                              It makes me sad
                              I post the frog

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                              • ubernoob
                                ****
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 15522

                                #27615
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                Originally posted by baumy300
                                Haha, I've said it before and I'll say it again - The Off Topic Thread is like the Africa of O.S.
                                Only with less AIDS. I hope.
                                bad

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