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Conversation with my wife yesterday...
In the morning on the way to her work...
Her... Can we go to the grocery store after work so I can get some stuff?
Me... Sure.
I pick her up after work and start driving to the store.
Her... Where are you going? I'm tired.
Me... To the store.
Her... We will go tomorrow. Lets go home.
I make a u-turn and drive home.
Her... Where are we going? Thought we were going to the store.
Me... You said to go home.
Her... Uggggg... Nevermind.
Oh the joys of marriage. Gotta love it... Lol.
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Re: Off Topic 2013
Conversation with my wife yesterday...
In the morning on the way to her work...
Her... Can we go to the grocery store after work so I can get some stuff?
Me... Sure.
I pick her up after work and start driving to the store.
Her... Where are you going? I'm tired.
Me... To the store.
Her... We will go tomorrow. Lets go home.
I make a u-turn and drive home.
Her... Where are we going? Thought we were going to the store.
Me... You said to go home.
Her... Uggggg... Nevermind.
Oh the joys of marriage. Gotta love it... Lol.
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Re: Off Topic 2013
Conversation with my wife yesterday...
In the morning on the way to her work...
Her... Can we go to the grocery store after work so I can get some stuff?
Me... Sure.
I pick her up after work and start driving to the store.
Her... Where are you going? I'm tired.
Me... To the store.
Her... We will go tomorrow. Lets go home.
I make a u-turn and drive home.
Her... Where are we going? Thought we were going to the store.
Me... You said to go home.
Her... Uggggg... Nevermind.
Oh the joys of marriage. Gotta love it... Lol.
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Me: Sure no problem but I want to go the one on Shaw.
Her: Why?
Me: Because Dicks is across the street and I want to get the boys new poles and some rooster tails for the weekend.
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Conversation with my wife today:
Her: I'm so glad that we found each other. I don't know what I would do without you. I would never leave you, etc, etc, etc.
Me: But what if we found out that years ago our parents cheated with each other and actually we're actually brother and sister?
Her:
Me: No it's a legitimate question, I just want to see what you would do.
Her:Why would you even say something like that? Who even thinks that stuff?
Me:........ Well?
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Conversation with the wife today and most days:
Her: I need to go to the store to buy blah blah blah (I tune her out after store)
Me: Ok bye.
If I'm not buying something, I'm not going, drive your damn self.
Her: I'm going over my sister house for a little while, you want to go ?
Me: Your sister house ? Hell no.
Her sister is annoying as hell....Just one big attention seeking whore. I never did like attention seekers.
Conversation with the dog:
Me: What's up
Dog: Woof
Me: Exactly, just one of those days.Comment
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Damn you GMSS, I was gonna make a "conversation with my dog" joke. Although, it would pale in comparison to "texts from dog" so you probably saved me the embarrassment.
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Damn you GMSS, I was gonna make a "conversation with my dog" joke. Although, it would pale in comparison to "texts from dog" so you probably saved me the embarrassment.
Also, I just saw a huge grasshopper in my building! Why did I run out the building like a little girl, grasshoppers can't do ****Comment
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