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  • Fresh Tendrils
    Strike Hard and Fade Away
    • Jul 2002
    • 36131

    #21736
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Originally posted by kingkilla56
    Well JJ you obviously trying to get a girlfriend out of this. I was hoping you just wanted to be the other guy getting a in dat *** for free pass. Just one question, have you ever told her point blank that you want her as your girl? Because right now, I promise you that she just sees you as her play thing for when her actual boyfriend is unavailable. And the sad part is you let her get away with it. This is side chick behavior 101 man. But at least the side chick gets smashed in the process lol.

    I can't even fault her for it tho. She changed into pajamas, went to lay next to you, and tried to give you all the right signs a side chick dreams of getting. And you just said "cool story bro" she probably confused as **** waiting for you to knock on her door when her moms went to sleep too hahaha. This whole thing is like a deleted scene from Superbad.



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    • BunnyHardaway
      Banned
      • Nov 2004
      • 15195

      #21737
      Re: Off Topic 2013

      Originally posted by kingkilla56
      Well JJ you obviously trying to get a girlfriend out of this. I was hoping you just wanted to be the other guy getting a in dat *** for free pass. Just one question, have you ever told her point blank that you want her as your girl? Because right now, I promise you that she just sees you as her play thing for when her actual boyfriend is unavailable. And the sad part is you let her get away with it. This is side chick behavior 101 man. But at least the side chick gets smashed in the process lol.

      I can't even fault her for it tho. She changed into pajamas, went to lay next to you, and tried to give you all the right signs a side chick dreams of getting. And you just said "cool story bro" she probably confused as **** waiting for you to knock on her door when her moms went to sleep too hahaha. This whole thing is like a deleted scene from Superbad.
      Yeahhhh I'm an idiot. ****.

      I told her that before. She said she could see this becoming something more eventually but it was complicated because of her situation.

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      • Phobia
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jan 2008
        • 11623

        #21738
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        Originally posted by kingkilla56
        Well JJ you obviously trying to get a girlfriend out of this. I was hoping you just wanted to be the other guy getting a in dat *** for free pass. Just one question, have you ever told her point blank that you want her as your girl? Because right now, I promise you that she just sees you as her play thing for when her actual boyfriend is unavailable. And the sad part is you let her get away with it. This is side chick behavior 101 man. But at least the side chick gets smashed in the process lol.

        I can't even fault her for it tho. She changed into pajamas, went to lay next to you, and tried to give you all the right signs a side chick dreams of getting. And you just said "cool story bro" she probably confused as **** waiting for you to knock on her door when her moms went to sleep too hahaha. This whole thing is like a deleted scene from Superbad.
        Exactly king!!! No way my hands could of NOT went seeking some "fun" while "cuddling". Then mom crashes out and you go smash! Your man card is
        Last edited by Phobia; 12-20-2013, 11:22 AM.

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        • VTPack919
          We Go Again
          • Jun 2003
          • 9708

          #21739
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Originally posted by JJLinn
          Yeahhhh I'm an idiot. ****.

          I told her that before. She said she could see this becoming something more eventually but it was complicated because of her situation.


          Which means there's not a shot. Which is good. She wants you as her side piece, don't get emotionally involved and have fun.
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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #21740
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Originally posted by JJLinn
            Yeahhhh I'm an idiot. ****.

            I told her that before. She said she could see this becoming something more eventually but it was complicated because of her situation.
            That's woman talk for "I want you to plow me repeatedly 'cause my boyfriend ain't doing it for me right now."



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            • MrSerendipity
              MVP
              • Jun 2013
              • 1397

              #21741
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              UPS is now three days late on delivering my package. I'm about to troll them via chat using It's Always Sunny quotes.
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              • cjonesfan921
                UGH, next year
                • Jan 2005
                • 20081

                #21742
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                JJ, all is not lost. You can easily fix this and become the sidepiece.

                Not a bad gig at all, btw.

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                • jeremym480
                  Speak it into existence
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 18198

                  #21743
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Originally posted by VTPack919
                  Which means there's not a shot. Which is good. She wants you as her side piece, don't get emotionally involved and have fun.
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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #21744
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Originally posted by Phobia
                    Exactly king!!! No way my hands could of NOT went seeking some "fun" while "cuddling". Then mom crashes out and you go smash! Your man card is
                    Oh no, not the man card! Whatever shall he do without his man card??


                    Quick JJ, drink a bunch of ****ty beer and make sexist comments to her in order to get your man card back!


















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                    • Bmore Irish
                      The Future
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 3461

                      #21745
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      JJ, just a reminder...

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                      • MrSerendipity
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 1397

                        #21746
                        Re: Off Topic 2013

                        Originally posted by MrSerendipity
                        UPS is now three days late on delivering my package. I'm about to troll them via chat using It's Always Sunny quotes.
                        I got lazy.

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                        • Chrisksaint
                          $$$
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 19127

                          #21747
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          Originally posted by MrSerendipity
                          I got lazy.

                          Randomly bringing it back with the cat making noise line has me dying.
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                          • MrSerendipity
                            MVP
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 1397

                            #21748
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            Originally posted by Chrisksaint
                            Randomly bringing it back with the cat making noise line has me dying.
                            I couldn't leave the chat without it.

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                            • Steven78
                              Banned
                              • Apr 2013
                              • 7240

                              #21749
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              I agree with the George Costanza approach for JJ.

                              Do the opposite if what you were thinking of doing.

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                              • kingkilla56
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 19395

                                #21750
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Originally posted by JJLinn
                                Yeahhhh I'm an idiot. ****.

                                I told her that before. She said she could see this becoming something more eventually but it was complicated because of her situation.
                                Is she in an arranged marriage or something? Anyway, like others said, you can just join her side-smash roster and be content there.

                                I advise finding a new girl. You don't seem like the type who can just be the side guy and be cool with that without catching feelings. Its very easy to obsess over one girl (you shouldn't be obsessing over) when you aren't meeting any new girls. You should ask her to hook you up with one of her hot friends. Passive aggressive macking 101.
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