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  • Buckeye
    MVP
    • Dec 2009
    • 2939

    #2611
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Originally posted by BlueNGold
    Nothing like accidentally setting my alarm clock to a country music station to get me out of bed as quickly as possible. Couldn't turn that **** off soon enough.
    I laughed too hard irl.
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    • Bellsprout
      Hard Times.
      • Oct 2009
      • 25652

      #2612
      Originally posted by Champion8877
      #TeamCountryMusic
      Exhibit A for why we need a Dislike button.
      Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
      Originally posted by l3ulvl
      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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      • Chef Matt
        True.
        • Apr 2008
        • 7832

        #2613
        The crazy server I said smelled nice is going overboard. She intentionally touched me as she walked by me. I feel so violated!
        Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
        The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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        • SPTO
          binging
          • Feb 2003
          • 68046

          #2614
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Originally posted by Chef Matt
          The crazy server I said smelled nice is going overboard. She intentionally touched me as she walked by me. I feel so violated!
          Hm, at least it won't turn out like this :



          BTW not a bad movie though I haven't seen it in ages.
          Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

          "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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          • Dog
            aka jnes12/JNes__
            • Aug 2008
            • 11846

            #2615
            Originally posted by Chef Matt
            The crazy server I said smelled nice is going overboard. She intentionally touched me as she walked by me. I feel so violated!
            Next time you see her, tell her she smells bad
            Eagles | Phillies | Sixers | Flyers
            PSN: JNes__

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            • Chef Matt
              True.
              • Apr 2008
              • 7832

              #2616
              Originally posted by Dog
              Next time you see her, tell her she smells bad
              Taking advice from you, do I need to sniff her *** first?
              Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
              The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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              • SPTO
                binging
                • Feb 2003
                • 68046

                #2617
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                Originally posted by Chef Matt
                Taking advice from you, do I need to sniff her *** first?
                Be careful, this woman might actually LIKE that.
                Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

                "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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                • TracerBullet
                  One Last Job
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 22119

                  #2618
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Originally posted by Chef Matt
                  The crazy server I said smelled nice is going overboard. She intentionally touched me as she walked by me. I feel so violated!
                  areobee's day of good deeds has obviously turned against you.
                  Originally posted by BlueNGold
                  I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                  • Chef Matt
                    True.
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 7832

                    #2619
                    Yes, yes it has. But I do not fault him and his quest!
                    Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                    The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                    • Gotmadskillzson
                      Live your life
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 23428

                      #2620
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      Originally posted by Chef Matt
                      The crazy server I said smelled nice is going overboard. She intentionally touched me as she walked by me. I feel so violated!
                      Inside you saying:

                      Hell yeah !!!!!! I still got it after all these years.

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                      • Chef Matt
                        True.
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 7832

                        #2621
                        Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                        Inside you saying:

                        Hell yeah !!!!!! I still got it after all these years.
                        Haha, yeah after the first episode that was definitely there. But now, it's getting weird....
                        Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                        The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                        • Chef Matt
                          True.
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 7832

                          #2622
                          Mind you, I'm the executive chef. I'm
                          supposed to be the answer to all.

                          I'm in foreign land right now for sure.
                          Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                          The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                          • Dog
                            aka jnes12/JNes__
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 11846

                            #2623
                            Originally posted by Chef Matt
                            Taking advice from you, do I need to sniff her *** first?
                            Yes. Sniff her booty hole an then be all like "WHAT HAS DIED UP THERE"
                            Eagles | Phillies | Sixers | Flyers
                            PSN: JNes__

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                            • Chef Matt
                              True.
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 7832

                              #2624
                              Originally posted by Dog
                              Yes. Sniff her booty hole an then be all like "WHAT HAS DIED UP THERE"
                              I'm gonna take a que from SPTO here and say, if I stick my nose in her *** it isn't going to send the signal I'm looking to send.

                              It may backfire....oh wait yikes!

                              Even worse...
                              Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                              The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                              • Dog
                                aka jnes12/JNes__
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 11846

                                #2625
                                Originally posted by Chef Matt
                                I'm gonna take a que from SPTO here and say, if I stick my nose in her *** it isn't going to send the signal I'm looking to send.

                                It may backfire....oh wait yikes!

                                Even worse...
                                She might go all psycho and claim sexual harassment because you nose****ed her booty hole
                                Eagles | Phillies | Sixers | Flyers
                                PSN: JNes__

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