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[jeremym480]

I mustache you to go ahead and send that picture ASAP, Gigs.

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[Fresh Tendrils]

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Day drunk is the best drunk.

[The GIGGAS]

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I mustache you to go ahead and send that picture ASAP, Gigs.

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When I asked my fiancee "Do I look like a cop?" she responded "That or a rapist."

That's when I knew I was on the right track. Picture coming right up.

[The GIGGAS]

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Day drunk is the best drunk.

Company-paid lunch drunk is the best drunk, my friend.

[kingkilla56]

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Day drunk is the best drunk.

I got day drunk with my godmother while I was in Canada a few months ago (French auto correct iPad weekend). It was amazing.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Harry Potter the rapist.

What are action figure variations that never got greenlit?

[The GIGGAS]

Ladies, remove your panties. Boom.

[The GIGGAS]

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I have put my Jaguars hat back on since that picture was taken.

[areobee401]

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Lacrosse GM trades for self, someone actually spent their hard earn money on Jacksonville Jaguars gear, and the Red Sox traded for Joe Flacco's younger brother.

The sports world is turned upside down today.

[Bellsprout]

You didn't drunkenly send any weird anonymous Facebook messages last night, did you GIGGAS?

[The GIGGAS]

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someone actually spent their hard earn money on Jacksonville Jaguars gear

How dare you insinuate that my money was hard-earned.

[The GIGGAS]

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You didn't drunkenly send any weird anonymous Facebook messages last night, did you GIGGAS?

I wasn't drunk last night. I am drunk today. Duh.

[Bellsprout]

I wasn't drunk last night. I am drunk today. Duh.

Ahh. Well good then.

Also, I believe it's "duh-doy", Schmitty.

[jeremym480]

When I asked my fiancee "Do I look like a cop?" she responded "That or a rapist."

That's when I knew I was on the right track. Picture coming right up.

Every time I completely shave I always go with just a mustache. It aggravates the **** out of my wife. What I'll do is go with the mustache, then sing her a song. However, instead of singing it normally, I'll speak it in this low, whispery, creepy voice. She absolutely hates, I mean HATES that.

I haven't been able to keep the mustacho for more than an hour or two because every time I do, I feel like we're on the cusp of a divorce.

But, I urge you to try this with your financee

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[The GIGGAS]

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Ahh. Well good then.

Also, I believe it's "duh-doy", Schmitty.

THAT EPISODE OF COMMUNITY DOESN'T EXIST AND THE A-STORY IS TROBED DOING FUNNY COLLEGE TROPES

Every time I completely shave I always go with just a mustache. It aggravates the **** out of my wife. What I'll do is go with the mustache, then sing her a song. However, instead of singing it normally, I'll speak it in this low, whispery, creepy voice. She absolutely hates, I mean HATES that.

I haven't been able to keep the mustacho for more than an hour or two because every time I do, I feel like we're on the cusp of a divorce.

But, I urge you to try this with your financee

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That sounds incredible.