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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #7246
    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    You weigh like 80 lbs, your stomach doesn't require the same amount of nourishment as us full sized humans!
    BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY I NORMALLY EAT DOUBLE THE AMOUNT THAT NORMAL FULL-SIZED PEOPLE DO!
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    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • The GIGGAS
      Timbers - Jags - Hokies
      • Mar 2003
      • 28474

      #7247
      Re: Off Topic 2013

      Originally posted by Dayman
      BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY I NORMALLY EAT DOUBLE THE AMOUNT THAT NORMAL FULL-SIZED PEOPLE DO!
      YOU'VE REACHED YOUR LIFETIME ALLOWANCE FOR FOOD EATEN

      WAS IT WORTH IT?!
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      • Bellsprout
        Hard Times.
        • Oct 2009
        • 25652

        #7248
        Originally posted by The GIGGAS
        YOU'VE REACHED YOUR LIFETIME ALLOWANCE FOR FOOD EATEN

        WAS IT WORTH IT?!
        I have no regrets!

        Except for all my regrets...
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        Originally posted by l3ulvl
        A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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        • The GIGGAS
          Timbers - Jags - Hokies
          • Mar 2003
          • 28474

          #7249
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Originally posted by Dayman
          I have no regrets!

          Except for all my regrets...
          You can crush my bones, but you can never crush my spirit!
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          • BunnyHardaway
            Banned
            • Nov 2004
            • 15195

            #7250
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Apparently my mom is going around telling everybody that I need to have "emergency" surgery on my nose because of my accident

            I'm really starting to believe she's crazy.

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            • Bellsprout
              Hard Times.
              • Oct 2009
              • 25652

              #7251
              JJ's Mom Lies All Over Town?

              Nope. That makes her sound hookerish. Bah, I can't think of one.
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              Originally posted by l3ulvl
              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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              • l3ulvl
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2009
                • 17232

                #7252
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                Originally posted by Dayman
                JJ's Mom Lies All Over Town?

                Nope. That makes her sound hookerish. Bah, I can't think of one.
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                • BurghFan
                  #BurghProud
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 10042

                  #7253
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                  You can crush my bones, but you can never crush my spirit!
                  I was trying to find an image or clip of the Futurama episode where Old Man Waterfall makes that statement then gets crushed by the Decapodians Mobile Oppression Palace and utters "My Spirit", but I was unsuccessful.

                  Originally posted by JJLinn
                  Apparently my mom is going around telling everybody that I need to have "emergency" surgery on my nose because of my accident

                  I'm really starting to believe she's crazy.
                  Sheesh, that is crazy. Perhaps she doesn't understand the definition of "emergency".
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                  • Gotmadskillzson
                    Live your life
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 23430

                    #7254
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    I think she wants grand babies and was trying to get JJ laid with some sympathy woman. In my mind this is how it plays out.

                    Mom: Hey everybody my son needs emergency surgery for his nose.

                    Random Nosey Woman: I heard this kid needs emergency surgery. Let me post this on Facebook with a picture of him and ask people for a million likes. If they don't like it, then they are unamerican and hate the troops.

                    Sympathy Woman: aweee......that is so sad, let me lay with him before he dies. I will also get an animal from a rescue shelter, just to add extra awes and for people can think I am uber caring person of all living things.

                    knock knock

                    JJ: Who are you ?

                    Sympathy Woman: I am here to sleep with you. And this is Hope, I adopted her from the shelter, she is a rescue.

                    JJ: Ummmmm

                    Mom: I want grand babies !!!!! You take her to your room and give me grand babies !!

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                    • ImTellinTim
                      YNWA
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 33028

                      #7255
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                      I think she wants grand babies and was trying to get JJ laid with some sympathy woman. In my mind this is how it plays out.

                      Mom: Hey everybody my son needs emergency surgery for his nose.

                      Random Nosey Woman: I heard this kid needs emergency surgery. Let me post this on Facebook with a picture of him and ask people for a million likes. If they don't like it, then they are unamerican and hate the troops.

                      Sympathy Woman: aweee......that is so sad, let me lay with him before he dies. I will also get an animal from a rescue shelter, just to add extra awes and for people can think I am uber caring person of all living things.

                      knock knock

                      JJ: Who are you ?

                      Sympathy Woman: I am here to sleep with you. And this is Hope, I adopted her from the shelter, she is a rescue.

                      JJ: Ummmmm

                      Mom: I want grand babies !!!!! You take her to your room and give me grand babies !!
                      JJ's friend enters stage left.

                      "What up girl. I have all the shots this dog needs in my car. Plus like a month's supply of dog food."

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                      • The GIGGAS
                        Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 28474

                        #7256
                        Re: Off Topic 2013

                        Originally posted by BurghFan
                        I was trying to find an image or clip of the Futurama episode where Old Man Waterfall makes that statement then gets crushed by the Decapodians Mobile Oppression Palace and utters "My Spirit", but I was unsuccessful.
                        I appreciate you getting the joke.

                        Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                        I think she wants grand babies and was trying to get JJ laid with some sympathy woman. In my mind this is how it plays out.

                        Mom: Hey everybody my son needs emergency surgery for his nose.

                        Random Nosey Woman: I heard this kid needs emergency surgery. Let me post this on Facebook with a picture of him and ask people for a million likes. If they don't like it, then they are unamerican and hate the troops.

                        Sympathy Woman: aweee......that is so sad, let me lay with him before he dies. I will also get an animal from a rescue shelter, just to add extra awes and for people can think I am uber caring person of all living things.

                        knock knock

                        JJ: Who are you ?

                        Sympathy Woman: I am here to sleep with you. And this is Hope, I adopted her from the shelter, she is a rescue.

                        JJ: Ummmmm

                        Mom: I want grand babies !!!!! You take her to your room and give me grand babies !!
                        I feel like I have to go give this a standing ovation. Best screenplay I've ever read.
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                        • ImTellinTim
                          YNWA
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 33028

                          #7257
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          Originally posted by The GIGGAS

                          I feel like I have to go give this a standing ovation. Best screenplay I've ever read.
                          That is a great disservice to CMH's Michael Bay TMNT.

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                          • BlueNGold
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 21817

                            #7258
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            Originally posted by Dayman
                            JJ's Mom Lies All Over Town?

                            Nope. That makes her sound hookerish. Bah, I can't think of one.
                            Seen another episode of It's Always Sunny yesterday.

                            All I'll say is: "Is it racist if we don't eat him?"
                            Originally posted by bradtxmale
                            I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                            • ImTellinTim
                              YNWA
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 33028

                              #7259
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              Originally posted by BlueNGold
                              Seen another episode of It's Always Sunny yesterday.

                              All I'll say is: "Is it racist if we don't eat him?"
                              I'll say it again. Watch Season 1's seven episodes in order. If you don't think those are funny, don't continue. It's less than a 3 hour commitment.

                              EDIT: Actually, I'd suggest getting to episode 2, Season 2, "The Gang Gets Invicible." That is the first one directed by Fred Savage. Yes, that Fred Savage.
                              Last edited by ImTellinTim; 03-27-2013, 02:23 AM.

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                              • BunnyHardaway
                                Banned
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 15195

                                #7260
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Originally posted by BurghFan
                                I was trying to find an image or clip of the Futurama episode where Old Man Waterfall makes that statement then gets crushed by the Decapodians Mobile Oppression Palace and utters "My Spirit", but I was unsuccessful.



                                Sheesh, that is crazy. Perhaps she doesn't understand the definition of "emergency".
                                She's doing it for attention/pity...trying to make people feel bad for her. Whatever. I have a slightly deviated septum that causes me no problems whatsoever, but apparently that = surgery.

                                Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                                I think she wants grand babies and was trying to get JJ laid with some sympathy woman. In my mind this is how it plays out.

                                Mom: Hey everybody my son needs emergency surgery for his nose.

                                Random Nosey Woman: I heard this kid needs emergency surgery. Let me post this on Facebook with a picture of him and ask people for a million likes. If they don't like it, then they are unamerican and hate the troops.

                                Sympathy Woman: aweee......that is so sad, let me lay with him before he dies. I will also get an animal from a rescue shelter, just to add extra awes and for people can think I am uber caring person of all living things.

                                knock knock

                                JJ: Who are you ?

                                Sympathy Woman: I am here to sleep with you. And this is Hope, I adopted her from the shelter, she is a rescue.

                                JJ: Ummmmm

                                Mom: I want grand babies !!!!! You take her to your room and give me grand babies !!


                                Reminds me of the episode of Blue Mountain State where this girl's dad tries to get her pregnant with the Quarterback's child.
                                Last edited by BunnyHardaway; 03-27-2013, 04:53 AM.

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