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  • Feared
    Train Nsane or remainsame
    • Dec 2004
    • 6621

    #11326
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Originally posted by jmood88
    If you're single and on a losing streak with women, go to a gym and hit on a cute, but slightly chubby girl who's working out. If she's dedicated to working out, you get in on the ground floor before she gets a body and moves onto dating professional athletes and her self esteem will be so low that she'll be willing to go out with anyone. You're welcome.
    But what if she decides to stop working out, because she finally found someone and puts all the weight back on?
    Minnesota Vikings
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    • Beantown
      #DoYourJob
      • Feb 2005
      • 31523

      #11327
      Originally posted by Feared
      But what if she decides to stop working out, because she finally found someone and puts all the weight back on?
      Don't start a serious relationship with her and you're all set. She starts putting the weight back on? Peace out.

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      • ubernoob
        ****
        • Jul 2004
        • 15522

        #11328
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        Originally posted by Feared
        But what if she decides to stop working out, because she finally found someone and puts all the weight back on?
        She hits the curb faster than the trash on pick up day.
        bad

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        • ProfessaPackMan
          Bamma
          • Mar 2008
          • 63852

          #11329
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Going thru Football Withdrawls right now.

          Is it August yet?
          #RespectTheCulture

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          • BlueNGold
            Hall Of Fame
            • Aug 2009
            • 21817

            #11330
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Sectional couches are the ****ing best. So comfortable.
            Originally posted by bradtxmale
            I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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            • BunnyHardaway
              Banned
              • Nov 2004
              • 15195

              #11331
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              There's an outside chance I may have a free ticket to the Thursday round of the US Open. Trying not to get my hopes up, but still pretty damn excited.

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              • jmood88
                Sean Payton: Retribution
                • Jul 2003
                • 34639

                #11332
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                Originally posted by Feared
                But what if she decides to stop working out, because she finally found someone and puts all the weight back on?
                You either need to become the reason that she keeps working out by not fully committing to be with her until you notice she starts losing weight or you just drop her.
                Originally posted by Blzer
                Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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                • Brandwin
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 30621

                  #11333
                  Going to change my OS name for good(did it once and went back) . Just got to think of what. If I decide to renew XBL, I'll change that as well. Too bad I can't change my PSN name. DookieMowf no more.

                  Any thoughts on name change? Probably just go my first name...

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                  • TheShizNo1
                    Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 26341

                    #11334
                    I don't support this name change.

                    Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                    Originally posted by Mo
                    Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
                    Originally posted by Mo
                    You underestimate my laziness
                    Originally posted by Mo
                    **** ya


                    ...

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                    • Chaos81
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 17150

                      #11335
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      Originally posted by DookieMowf
                      Going to change my OS name for good(did it once and went back) . Just got to think of what. If I decide to renew XBL, I'll change that as well. Too bad I can't change my PSN name. DookieMowf no more.

                      Any thoughts on name change? Probably just go my first name...
                      BMowf.....

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                      • Brandwin
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 30621

                        #11336
                        Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                        I don't support this name change.

                        Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
                        Sorry, but it has to be done.

                        Originally posted by Chaos81
                        BMowf.....
                        Hmm... Maybe.

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                        • Brandwin
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 30621

                          #11337
                          Whomever comes up with a name change for me, will get a gift.

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                          • slickdtc
                            Grayscale
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 17125

                            #11338
                            MowfDookie
                            NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
                            NFL - Buffalo Bills
                            MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                            Originally posted by Money99
                            And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                            • AUChase
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 19403

                              #11339
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              The pre and post Chinese food feeling is sooooooooooooo different

                              Dookie, I can't think of anything not offensive or TOS friendly.

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                              • SPTO
                                binging
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 68046

                                #11340
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Home sweet home!

                                Pretty good trip all things considered. I went on a book buying spree which will be detailed on the other thread dedicated to that. I'm hopeful to go back to South Florida next year for a proper vacation.
                                Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

                                "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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