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  • ubernoob
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    • Jul 2004
    • 15522

    #21556
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Any ho that leaves a person for another is bound to do it again. Same for cheating.

    Nobody on Earth is special enough to turn a cheater into someone faithful. Too many people turn their brains off when it comes to relationships, yet they are so fantastically simple.

    I'd like to give a special "**** you" shout out to Comcast for this "internet outage in my area" with no explanation.
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    • dickey1331
      Everyday is Faceurary!
      • Sep 2009
      • 14285

      #21557
      Off Topic 2013

      ATT uverse finally came to my area but I don't think I'm going to switch. I love DirecTV and I don't know if I want to switch my internet or not.
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      • 8
        MVP
        • Mar 2010
        • 2412

        #21558
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        *Walks into bathroom at work... Sees a large spider on the floor next to the urinal....

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        • VTPack919
          We Go Again
          • Jun 2003
          • 9708

          #21559
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          A girl with a man???


          You better know what you are getting into, JJ. A man in love will do some crazy things to the guy who gets involved with his girl. Do the proper research.


          How mentally stable is he? Does he have neck tattoos? Is he physically much larger than you? Does he own a gun? Does he burn ants with magnifying glasses? Does he wear a black leather jacket all the time? Does he come from a large family? Has he ever been in prison? Does he get too into UFC? Does he shave with a straight razor? Does he laugh in the face of death? Does he wear a knife? Does he wear Affliction clothing? Do the pockets of his jeans have fancy designs or buttons? Is he shifty or skittish? Does he listen to Lil Scrappy? How much whey protein does he consume? What are the condition of his shoes? If the shoes are scuffed up he wants to fight all the time. Does he have an after market body kit with a paint job that doesn't match his vehicle? Does he keep a blue flag hanging out his backside, but only on the left side?




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          • BunnyHardaway
            Banned
            • Nov 2004
            • 15195

            #21560
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Originally posted by Chrisksaint
            Not really, if she has a boyfriend it sounds pretty simple.
            Not really. It's getting harder and harder not to like the girl. We literally talk from the time we wake up to the time we go to sleep.


            Originally posted by Dayman
            Put up with it for a long time, eventually get mad about it, hate yourself, become distant, slowly break off contact.

            That's been my playbook.

            The storybook she leaves him for you **** doesn't happen. At least not to me.
            This is what I'm afraid of. That's why I don't want to bring up the fact that I'm tired of waiting around.

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            Originally posted by VTPack919
            A girl with a man???


            You better know what you are getting into, JJ. A man in love will do some crazy things to the guy who gets involved with his girl. Do the proper research.

            Is he physically much larger than you?
            Larger? Yes. Much Larger? No. I mean, I'm not willing to get my *** beat, but I'm not afraid of being seriously hurt.

            Does he own a gun?
            Most likely.

            Does he listen to Lil Scrappy?
            Doubtful, which if anything speaks negatively about his character.

            Does he keep a blue flag hanging out his backside, but only on the left side?
            Yeah, that's the Crip side.

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            • kingkilla56
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jun 2009
              • 19395

              #21561
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              Well JJ it looks like you're set on taking this all the way. So my only advice at this point is to make sure you turn on your phone's recording device when you see her angry boyfriend sprinting toward you and her begging him not to do "it". And make sure, during the "it", you ask him questions very loudly like "why are you punching me?" and "what are you doing with that firearm?"

              Im just looking out for your case post-the **** hitting the fan.
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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #21562
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                I did the girlfriend with a boyfriend thing once.

                Luckily for me the guy was already in another state.

                Also, it sounds like the same way you're describing your situation. Talking all day. Getting worked up and passionate. It doesn't end well. I don't think it ever ends well even if you do get the girl 'cause you just screwed (hopefully literally) a guy out of a girl. Sounds like you're giving her lots of attention which is what she wants right now and probably isn't getting from the same old boyfriend. If you're dead set on doing anything at all simply hit and quit it my friend.
                Last edited by Fresh Tendrils; 12-17-2013, 11:51 AM.



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                • VTPack919
                  We Go Again
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 9708

                  #21563
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Originally posted by kingkilla56
                  Well JJ it looks like you're set on taking this all the way. So my only advice at this point is to make sure you turn on your phone's recording device when you see her angry boyfriend sprinting toward you and her begging him not to do "it". And make sure, during the "it", you ask him questions very loudly like "why are you punching me?" and "what are you doing with that firearm?"

                  Im just looking out for your case post-the **** hitting the fan.

                  LOL! May as well schedule the dentist and plastic surgeon appointments in advance.


                  At least your nickname will go from bunny to Timmy the Toofless.


                  Also, while you are getting stomped out, make sure to yell "WORLDSTARRRR" a few times.
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                  • Chrisksaint
                    $$$
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 19127

                    #21564
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Originally posted by JJLinn
                    Yeah, that's the Crip side.
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                    • ubernoob
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 15522

                      #21565
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      JJ, this is you right now.

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                      You need to reverse that ****, and fast.
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                      • MrSerendipity
                        MVP
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 1397

                        #21566
                        Re: Off Topic 2013

                        Mind if I change the topic folks?

                        I plan on making 12:01 on January 1st, 2014 one of the biggest moments in the lives of my girlfriend and myself. But prior to doing that, I need to have THE phone call with her dad to get his blessing. Obviously I'd rather do it face to face but he's on the other side of the country and paying for the flight there and back during the holidays isn't feasible. Anyone have advice on the talk? I'm fairly certain he's going to give me his blessing but as far as the actual talk goes...I'm worried I won't even know what to say.
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                        • kaletore11
                          #44
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 2549

                          #21567
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          Just be honest, I'm sure he can relate and knows how stressful it i.


                          If he likes you, which I guess he does, just be honest and respectful and it'll be fine.
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                          • mb625
                            DJ2K
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 5016

                            #21568
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            Originally posted by JazzMan
                            Oh yes it does. Happened to me a couple months ago.

                            Of course, I was the guy who she left.

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                            But that's not the point right now. The point is that it DOES happen.
                            See? It happens to other guys, just not to us.

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                            • JazzMan
                              SOLDIER, First Class...
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 13547

                              #21569
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              Originally posted by MrSerendipity
                              Mind if I change the topic folks?

                              I plan on making 12:01 on January 1st, 2014 one of the biggest moments in the lives of my girlfriend and myself. But prior to doing that, I need to have THE phone call with her dad to get his blessing. Obviously I'd rather do it face to face but he's on the other side of the country and paying for the flight there and back during the holidays isn't feasible. Anyone have advice on the talk? I'm fairly certain he's going to give me his blessing but as far as the actual talk goes...I'm worried I won't even know what to say.
                              Just say that you're planning on locking that **** down so JJ can't get it.
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                              • ubernoob
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 15522

                                #21570
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Originally posted by JazzMan
                                Just say that you're planning on locking that **** down so JJ can't get it.
                                He's still gonna try, doesn't matter.
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