I HATE MAYONNAISE!

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  • DIESEL
    MVP
    • Feb 2003
    • 1426

    #256
    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

    Originally posted by CMH
    Why does every place you can order a sandwich just assume you want mayonnaise on your sandwich?

    No matter how many times you tell them not to put any mayonnaise on it, they still slab some on.

    Why did this absolutely disgusting tasting paste become a staple of sandwiches that sandwich makers behave as robots automatically destroying the taste buds of every person that dislikes the chalk white blob of ruination by slobbering the fine bread with mayonnaise?!

    And sure some or most may love this additive (or damnation!) but I find it gross and it wrecks all sandwiches.

    I just want to sit down and enjoy my sandwich without the surprise that a million wraths could never plot themselves for fear they would face my banshee screams.

    I hate mayonnaise. Please stop assuming I want some on my sandwich.


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    I don't know how I missed this thread but, !!

    I can remember crying as a little kid after excitedly opening up a burger or chicken sandwich only to find unwanted mayo. Now as an adult, I just cry on the inside.......... and plot revenge.
    Good job! Good effort!

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    • cavsfan2
      MVP
      • Aug 2010
      • 3902

      #257
      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

      I got a baconator at Wendy's and they put mayo on it. How the hell does mayo go with bacon. ****ing nasty

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      • CMH
        Making you famous
        • Oct 2002
        • 26203

        #258
        Originally posted by cavsfan2
        I got a baconator at Wendy's and they put mayo on it. How the hell does mayo go with bacon. ****ing nasty
        See, that's that crap right there. It's an assumption that mayonnaise should be in a sandwich. Awful.

        Imagine if they drowned your fries in ketchup before you got them. I feel this is the same.


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        • AUChase
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jul 2008
          • 19411

          #259
          Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

          "Yes, I would like a #3 combo without any mayo, please"
          []
          "Okay, that's a #3 combo without lettuce, can I get you anything else ?"


          \/
          /\

          "Yes, I would like a #3 combo with ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce,
          tomato, onion, bacon, and cheese"
          []
          "Would you also like mayo with that ?"
          []
          "No, no mayo"


          It just makes the process quicker when ordering food, especially if the majority of people would leave the mayo on their burger.

          Unless you only want a few things on it, then it just makes the process quicker when ordering food, especially if the majority of people would leave the mayo on their burger.

          I just think sandwiches and burgers with sauces are a little different than ordering fries or even a steak. It's all about what's practical for ordering food and it being accurate and fast.

          Now, if you're asking for the mayo to be taken off and they mess that up, then it's a gripe that should be had with the place in question




          I think it's a little different with sandwiches and burgers than it is with something like fries or even steak.

          Someone could really **** up a good steak with steak sauce, but that's for a whol

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          • BurghFan
            #BurghProud
            • Jul 2009
            • 10051

            #260
            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

            Originally posted by cavsfan2
            I got a baconator at Wendy's and they put mayo on it. How the hell does mayo go with bacon. ****ing nasty
            Dude, everyone knows everything goes with bacon.

            My typical order at Subway: 6" chicken & bacon on flatbread with pepperjack cheese, lettuce, onion, salt, pepper, and a little bit of MAYONAISE. Utter deliciousness.

            Now if you'.ll excuse me, I'm going to make a pepper turkey sandwich with pepperjack cheese, salt, pepper and mayo and a baby dill pickle or 2 on the side.
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            • ubernoob
              ****
              • Jul 2004
              • 15522

              #261
              Originally posted by BurghFan
              Dude, everyone knows everything goes with bacon.

              6" chicken & bacon on flatbread with pepperjack cheese, salt, and pepper. Utter deliciousness.
              FYP, broski.
              bad

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              • Bruins
                .
                • Mar 2004
                • 6433

                #262
                Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                Originally posted by ubernoob
                FYP, broski.
                Nope. What a boring sandwich that would be.

                Veggies + condiments FTW.

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                • Knight165
                  *ll St*r
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 24964

                  #263
                  Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                  B.L.T. without mayo?

                  GTFOOH


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                  • DickDalewood
                    All Star
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 6263

                    #264
                    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                    Originally posted by Knight165
                    B.L.T. without mayo?

                    GTFOOH


                    M.K.
                    Knight165
                    Totally agree. I'm too healthy to always be eating mayonnaise, but it sure as hell better be present on my BLT, lol.

                    Then again, I also like to put a little ketchup on my BLTs as well...

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                    • SidVish
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 11743

                      #265
                      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

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                      • dingleberryfinn
                        Banned
                        • May 2010
                        • 1736

                        #266
                        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                        Originally posted by BurghFan
                        Dude, everyone knows everything goes with bacon.



                        Now if you'.ll excuse me, I'm going to make a pepper turkey sandwich with pepperjack cheese, salt, pepper and mayo and a baby dill pickle or 2 on the side.& bacon
                        FYP, broski.

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                        • Chef Matt
                          True.
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 7832

                          #267
                          Originally posted by DickDalewood
                          Totally agree. I'm too healthy to always be eating mayonnaise, but it sure as hell better be present on my BLT, lol.

                          Then again, I also like to put a little ketchup on my BLTs as well...
                          Liked for the mayo. Not the ketchup.
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                          • Knight165
                            *ll St*r
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 24964

                            #268
                            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                            Originally posted by SidVish
                            This is CMH.

                            He's trying to rid the world of mayo.

                            He figures if he steals enough and drives up the price, people will look to other tasty spreads for sandwiches and tuna.

                            I'm turning him in and getting the reward...a lifetime supply of MAYO!

                            M.K.
                            Knight165
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                            • cavsfan2
                              MVP
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 3902

                              #269
                              Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                              Originally posted by Knight165
                              B.L.T. without mayo?

                              GTFOOH


                              M.K.
                              Knight165
                              Ok, your right. I think the problem was that the mayo was warm and just tasted like crap. Plus, baconators dont have lettuce or tomato on them, just a patty and bacon.

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                              • Burns11
                                Greatness Has Arrived
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 7406

                                #270
                                Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                Originally posted by cavsfan2
                                Ok, your right. I think the problem was that the mayo was warm and just tasted like crap. Plus, baconators dont have lettuce or tomato on them, just a patty and bacon.
                                Plus cheese, ketchup, and delicious mayo.

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