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  • TracerBullet
    One Last Job
    • Jun 2009
    • 22119

    #541
    Re: News that make you say WTF?

    Well, this is one (awful) way to try to gain an advantage over an opponent:

    http://www.wbtw.com/story/24561420/s...asketball-game
    Originally posted by BlueNGold
    I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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    • Steven78
      Banned
      • Apr 2013
      • 7240

      #542
      Re: News that make you say WTF?

      Lol at this chick. Really?!

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      • ubernoob
        ****
        • Jul 2004
        • 15522

        #543
        Re: News that make you say WTF?

        I feel like this is straight outta a detective novel, or a show that I would watch if done properly.

        bad

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        • cubanstud21
          Rookie
          • Dec 2003
          • 283

          #544
          Re: News that make you say WTF?

          'Cunning cunnilingus' ploy almost kills man after wife admits she put lethal toxin in her private parts


          I spend way to much time on Reddit.
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          • ImTellinTim
            YNWA
            • Sep 2006
            • 33028

            #545
            Re: News that make you say WTF?

            The raccoon, according to animal control, walked into the home on Hersey Street through a small cat door.

            Hingham Animal Control Officer Leslie Badger says the raccoon then, "made it's way up onto the bed and then curled up and went to sleep."

            "It got into bed, and she thought it was her cat and started petting it," said a neighbor who knows the victim well.

            At that point, animal control says the raccoon attached itself to the woman's face and started to attack her.

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            • Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              #546
              Re: News that make you say WTF?

              I like how calmly the quote is until the last half of the final sentence.



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              • VTPack919
                We Go Again
                • Jun 2003
                • 9708

                #547
                Re: News that make you say WTF?

                Just picturing that scene had me rolling.
                YNWA

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                • ImTellinTim
                  YNWA
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 33028

                  #548
                  Re: News that make you say WTF?

                  I want to know who the hell that raccoon thinks he is just walking in and helping himself to a spot on her bed.

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                  • dickey1331
                    Everyday is Faceurary!
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 14285

                    #549
                    News that make you say WTF?

                    Who has a small cat door?
                    MLB: Texas Rangers
                    Soccer: FC Dallas, Fleetwood Town
                    NCAA: SMU, UTA
                    NFL: Dallas Cowboys
                    NHL: Dallas Stars
                    NBA: Dallas Mavericks

                    I own a band check it out

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                    • VTPack919
                      We Go Again
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 9708

                      #550
                      Re: News that make you say WTF?

                      Originally posted by dickey1331
                      Who has a small cat door?



                      Every single woman aged 35-55.
                      YNWA

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                      • BurghFan
                        #BurghProud
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 10043

                        #551
                        Re: News that make you say WTF?

                        Yikes! Kinda reminds me of one of a series of commercials for an eye glasses place (forget which one as I haven't seen them for a couple years. They featured this woman who obviously needed glasses she kept misidentifying things. The one featured her opening her door at night and calling her cat to come in, but instead of the cat a raccoon waddles in and the woman thinking it's her cat tells it to "come cuddle with mama". Another one of those commercials featured her getting into a police car thinking it was a cab.
                        __________

                        Anyway, here's my latest contribution to this thread.

                        Woman Breastfeeds Puppy

                        The puppy was apparently the runt of a litter of 4 orphaned 1 week-old lab-mix pups and refused to take milk or K-9 formula from a bottle and was near death when the woman decided to breastfeed it in a last ditch effort to save its life.
                        Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
                        Penguins : 1990/91, 1991/92, 2008/09, 20015/16, 2016/17
                        Pirates : 1909, 1925, 1960, 1971, 1979
                        Panthers (FB): 1915, 1916, 1918, 1929, 1931, 1934, 1936, 1937, 1976
                        Panthers (MBB): 1927/28, 1929/30

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                        • dickey1331
                          Everyday is Faceurary!
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 14285

                          #552
                          Re: News that make you say WTF?

                          Originally posted by VTPack919
                          Every single woman aged 35-55.

                          Didn't even know they existed.
                          MLB: Texas Rangers
                          Soccer: FC Dallas, Fleetwood Town
                          NCAA: SMU, UTA
                          NFL: Dallas Cowboys
                          NHL: Dallas Stars
                          NBA: Dallas Mavericks

                          I own a band check it out

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #553
                            Re: News that make you say WTF?

                            Originally posted by dickey1331
                            Didn't even know they existed.
                            You think they're all married, engaged, or lesbians?



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                            • VTPack919
                              We Go Again
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 9708

                              #554
                              Re: News that make you say WTF?

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              You think they're all married, engaged, or lesbians?


                              That's a strict world view.


                              Sounds like something my intolerant grandfather would say, hahahah.
                              YNWA

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                              • Zalf
                                Pro
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 552

                                #555
                                Re: News that make you say WTF?

                                Originally posted by VTPack919
                                Every single woman aged 35-55.
                                The popups I innocently run across seem to indicate that the "small" cat door age range is much younger while still(but BARELY) legal.

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