Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

[Fly3]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Yes but there needs to be an open case for that to happen. And they need to have named you as a suspect for them to go digging through what you say on the Internet too. I'm sure all the crimes that people have admitted to happened years ago and no one cares or even knows about.

Exactly. Unless you're 100% sure you'll never be a suspect for any crime for the rest of your life, it's not a good idea to unveil everything you've gotten away with.

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Well since I'm sure I'm in the clear, unless Disneyworld is still searching for one guy after 8 or 9 years, I stole nearly 3 or 4 hundred dollars worth of merchandise from there my freshman year of high school.

[Bighoff]

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Well since I'm sure I'm in the clear, unless Disneyworld is still searching for one guy after 8 or 9 years, I stole nearly 3 or 4 hundred dollars worth of merchandise from there my freshman year of high school.

You better delete that post unless you want these guys showing up at your house.

[baumy300]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

When I turned 18 I got a barbed wire tattoo on my arm because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[oneamongthefence]

Let's see...

I have alexythymia. Which means I don't really feel emotions. And I feel guilty about about it. Also it means I don't really care about things that I should. Dexter is a relatable character to me.

when I joined the military, it was either that or jail.

I married my wife looking for a live in maid. It just seemed logical.

I've always wanted to kill someone just to see what it would feel like. Though I'll never act on it.

In 4th grade, a kid a year older than me convinced me to have sex with him.

I didn't date until after high school. Including a first kiss.

I don't really like girls or guys. It feels like a waste of my time and I could be doing better things. I find sex to be empty.

I used to eat ants. They bit me so I ate them.


From my fingers to your eyes...

[kehlis]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Guys,

We need to leave the talk of drugs and sex out of this.

There have been plenty of posts in this thread where people have said far worse than posts that have gotten people banned. And to be honest I'm surprised some of you thought it was okay here.

It's our fault really, I saw this thread too late and once it started everyone just thought it was okay but it needs to stop now please.

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Let's see...

I have alexythymia. Which means I don't really feel emotions. And I feel guilty about about it. Also it means I don't really care about things that I should. Dexter is a relatable character to me.

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Just kidding. I don't think I have that actual disorder, but there are some emotions that I either haven't experienced, or can't experience for whatever reason.

[ScoobySnax]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

When I turned 18 I got a barbed wire tattoo on my arm because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

And years later?

[Segagendude]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

No matter the time, no matter the channel, if "The Golden Girls" comes on, I'm watching.

( thank goodness y'all only know me by my screen name, lol)

[baumy300]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

And years later?

Well, I was either thinking of getting it removed (unlikely) or getting this tattoo of Mighty Mouse over it.

Now hear me out - Mighty Mouse is flying upwards on my arm, pulling this big piece of rope up. And he's struggling too, because it's heavy.

Now this rope, you see, goes all the way from my arm to down the side of my body and curves to the front of my stomach until it reaches my **** and then wraps around it.

Hence why he's struggling to pull it upwards.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

I actually love Los Angeles.

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Well, I was either thinking of getting it removed (unlikely) or getting this tattoo of Mighty Mouse over it.

Now hear me out - Mighty Mouse is flying upwards on my arm, pulling this big piece of rope up. And he's struggling too, because it's heavy.

Now this rope, you see, goes all the way from my arm to down the side of my body and curves to the front of my stomach until it reaches my **** and then wraps around it.

Hence why he's struggling to pull it upwards.

Mother of god. That is not where I expected that story to go. However, it's Baumy, so I should have.

[Bighoff]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

I actually love Los Angeles.

That's not a secret, that's a outright lie.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

That's not a secret, that's a outright lie.

I'd explain further but I'm late to the club brooooooooooo

[ScoobySnax]

Re: Deepest, darkest secrets you're willing to share about yourself

Man, this thread took the Neighborhood to a whole new level!