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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #46
    Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

    When people ask why you're a Michigan fan tell them you ran a successful brothel in Michigan and therefore have loyalty to that state as most of the whores you employ have developed a father-like dependence on you and you appreciate that.

    There's nothing wrong with the actual reason, it's just not as interesting.
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    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • JazzMan
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      • Feb 2012
      • 13547

      #47
      Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

      Or say that you were lost on a hike in Michigan when suddenly you encountered a wild Wolverine, but instead of attacking you, it befriended you and killed a time-traveling Spartan in green armor that bled blue and yellow and got all over the wolverine. You now think that you owe this wolverine your gratitude for saving your life from the mysterious Spartan in the state of Michigan.
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      • GAMEC0CK2002
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        • Aug 2002
        • 10384

        #48
        Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

        Originally posted by JazzMan
        Or say that you were lost on a hike in Michigan when suddenly you encountered a wild Wolverine, but instead of attacking you, it befriended you and killed a time-traveling Spartan in green armor that bled blue and yellow and got all over the wolverine. You now think that you owe this wolverine your gratitude for saving your life from the mysterious Spartan in the state of Michigan.
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        • JazzMan
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          • Feb 2012
          • 13547

          #49
          Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

          Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
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          Totally off-topic, but seeing Eddie Murphy here reminded me that I watched Beverley Hills Cop for the first time last night.

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          • C the Lyte
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            • May 2009
            • 2253

            #50
            Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

            Originally posted by GAMEC0CK2002
            Originally posted by JazzMan
            Totally off-topic, but seeing Eddie Murphy here reminded me that I watched Beverley Hills Cop for the first time last night.

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            • dickey1331
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              • Sep 2009
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              #51
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              • OSUFan_88
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                • Jul 2004
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                #52
                Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                I was hoping that his reason was that he was just a really big fan of Clarence Boddicker.
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                • jeremym480
                  Speak it into existence
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 18198

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Guru03
                  Well, I guess I'll give my explanation for being a Michigan fan. My best friend is a Michigan fan and lives in Michigan.
                  Time to come clean.

                  Is your best friend a female?

                  Because I could totally see someone coming up with a scheme to become a fan of a team a girl likes to get closer to her. Especially, if the you're in the dreaded friend zone.

                  If this is true, then I'm sure guys concocted more elaborate plans to get in a girl's pants. I do respect you putting the p in a pedestal like that, but I feel you can do better.

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                  • TripleCrown9
                    Keep the Faith
                    • May 2010
                    • 23674

                    #54
                    Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                    The girl I'm talking to right now is a student at West Texas A&M and if things advance in the relationship, I might cheer for them every now and then.

                    But it's not like I'm all about the Buffaloes just to impress her.
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                    • TheMatrix31
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #55
                      Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                      Originally posted by TripleCrown9
                      The girl I'm talking to right now is a student at West Texas A&M and if things advance in the relationship, I might cheer for them every now and then.

                      But it's not like I'm all about the Buffaloes just to impress her.
                      But what if she started liking a college in Massachusetts?

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                      • TripleCrown9
                        Keep the Faith
                        • May 2010
                        • 23674

                        #56
                        Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                        Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                        But what if she started liking a college in Massachusetts?
                        Like I said, I'd cheer for them occasionally, but not like "OMG, HARVARD IS ON AND I HAVE TO SEE THAT GAME" level.
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                        • Bellsprout
                          Hard Times.
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 25652

                          #57
                          Originally posted by TheMatrix31
                          But what if she started liking a college in Massachusetts?
                          It would enable him to use the line "I Massachoo-choo-choose you!" for starters.

                          Seals the deal if she's a Simpsons fan. Or, you know, probably does the opposite of sealing the deal.
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                          Originally posted by l3ulvl
                          A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                          • Guru03
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                            • Feb 2012
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                            #58
                            Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                            Well, I started a Michigan Dynasty in NCAA 13 and I'm loving it.
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                            • DoTheLongo
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                              • May 2012
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                              #59
                              Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                              You're obviously a front runner, a downie, or a troll. I mean you're a Packers, Yankees, and a Heat fan and by your random liking of Michigan it's probably safe to say you have no valid backing in your team choosings besides for their record/history and you wouldn't tell anyone why you started to like Michigan. This thread makes no sense and i'm not sure why a moderator hasn't locked it.

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                              • GAMEC0CK2002
                                Stayin Alive
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 10384

                                #60
                                Re: Newbie Michigan fan; advice needed

                                Originally posted by DoTheLongo
                                You're obviously a front runner, a downie, or a troll. I mean you're a Packers, Yankees, and a Heat fan and by your random liking of Michigan it's probably safe to say you have no valid backing in your team choosings besides for their record/history and you wouldn't tell anyone why you started to like Michigan. This thread makes no sense and i'm not sure why a moderator hasn't locked it.
                                Nah. This thread is harmless and has been somewhat amusing. I am kind of surprised it hasn't been moved to the college football forum though.

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