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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #4696
    Re: Off Topic 2014

    Originally posted by BlueNGold
    I wish you the best, JJ.
    Would you like to see a magic trick?

    I'm going to make this opportunity...disappear.



    And...it's gone.

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    • BlueNGold
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2009
      • 21817

      #4697
      Re: Off Topic 2014

      Originally posted by Beantown
      Would you like to see a magic trick?

      I'm going to make this opportunity...disappear.



      And...it's gone.
      JJ: Then why do you want to go out with me?

      Girl: Go out with you? I don't want to go out with you! What would I do without you?! Go back to crying to my boyfriend and then having great make up sex? No. You....you...complete my friend zone.

      JJ: You're a bitch who won't have sex with me.

      Girl: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just lonely, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their bro code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...these civilized bros, they'll ****block each other. See, I'm not a bitch. I'm just ahead of the curve.
      Originally posted by bradtxmale
      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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      • cubanstud21
        Rookie
        • Dec 2003
        • 283

        #4698
        Re: Off Topic 2014

        Originally posted by JJLinn
        Girl with boyfriend is officially single.
        I see it going a bit like this.
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        • Yeah...THAT Guy
          Once in a Lifetime Memory
          • Dec 2006
          • 17294

          #4699
          Re: Off Topic 2014

          Originally posted by TripleCrown9
          God, just don't make a ****ing thread about it.
          I can't disagree more. We haven't had a relationship thread in a while. I think we're due.
          NFL: Bills
          NBA: Bucks
          MLB: Cubs
          NCAA: Syracuse
          Soccer: USMNT/DC United

          PSN: ButMyT-GunDont

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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #4700
            Re: Off Topic 2014

            Originally posted by Yeah...THAT Guy
            I can't disagree more. We haven't had a relationship thread in a while. I think we're due.
            Magic posted one recently.



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            • Yeah...THAT Guy
              Once in a Lifetime Memory
              • Dec 2006
              • 17294

              #4701
              Re: Off Topic 2014

              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
              Magic posted one recently.
              Ah, sorry. Too early to be using my sarcasm lol.
              NFL: Bills
              NBA: Bucks
              MLB: Cubs
              NCAA: Syracuse
              Soccer: USMNT/DC United

              PSN: ButMyT-GunDont

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              • TheShizNo1
                Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                • Mar 2007
                • 26341

                #4702
                Re: Off Topic 2014

                Originally posted by AUChase
                My parents, while in the process of remarrying
                Each other?

                Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk
                Originally posted by Mo
                Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
                Originally posted by Mo
                You underestimate my laziness
                Originally posted by Mo
                **** ya


                ...

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                • BlueNGold
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 21817

                  #4703
                  Re: Off Topic 2014

                  Watching an MSNBC interview with Jeffrey Dahmer before I go to sleep seems like a great idea.
                  Originally posted by bradtxmale
                  I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                  • BunnyHardaway
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 15195

                    #4704
                    Re: Off Topic 2014

                    I mean, I guess I should've known better

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                    • Fresh Tendrils
                      Strike Hard and Fade Away
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 36131

                      #4705
                      Re: Off Topic 2014

                      I think I should finally have DirecTV installed Thursday. The guy actually came out Sunday, but couldn't find any spot in the yard. Of course, I didn't think ahead and get approval from my landlord so I had to reschedule.

                      Raining today. Reschedule for Thursday.



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                      • mb625
                        DJ2K
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 5016

                        #4706
                        Re: Off Topic 2014

                        Why has Dark Knight not been infused to any relationship discussions until now? That was gold.
                        MLB: Minnesota Twins
                        NFL: Philadelphia Eagles
                        NBA: Chicago Bulls, Minnesota Timberwolves
                        European Football: Manchester United, Brighton & Hove Albion
                        NCAA: UNI Panthers, Iowa Hawkeyes

                        Twitter: @mbless625

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                        • Watson
                          Burrow Club
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 27013

                          #4707
                          Re: Off Topic 2014

                          My very last final is the class I have the worst grade in next Saturday at 10 AM. Alabama-LSU Game 1 is Friday night. As of right now, The winner of that series wins the SEC West.

                          Guess I'll just have to pass with a D.
                          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                          @AdamdotH

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                          • mb625
                            DJ2K
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 5016

                            #4708
                            Re: Off Topic 2014

                            Originally posted by Watson
                            My very last final is the class I have the worst grade in next Saturday at 10 AM. Alabama-LSU Game 1 is Friday night. As of right now, The winner of that series wins the SEC West.

                            Guess I'll just have to pass with a D.
                            D's get degrees.
                            MLB: Minnesota Twins
                            NFL: Philadelphia Eagles
                            NBA: Chicago Bulls, Minnesota Timberwolves
                            European Football: Manchester United, Brighton & Hove Albion
                            NCAA: UNI Panthers, Iowa Hawkeyes

                            Twitter: @mbless625

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                            • slickdtc
                              Grayscale
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 17125

                              #4709
                              Re: Off Topic 2014

                              Jimmy Rollins doppelgänger just walked into the Five Guys I'm at. I awkwardly stared to be sure it wasn't actually him.
                              NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
                              NFL - Buffalo Bills
                              MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                              Originally posted by Money99
                              And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                              • AUChase
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 19404

                                #4710
                                Re: Off Topic 2014

                                Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                                Each other?

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                                Yes.

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