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  • l3ulvl
    Hall Of Fame
    • Dec 2009
    • 17250

    #10831
    Re: Off Topic 2014

    I thought u were gonna say you sneakily wrote your own name & number down and slid it back to her on the problem napkin.

    Good try though man, I'm too gutless to try **** like that... mostly in fear of that exact result

    Seriously though, good try good effort , I don't have the marbles to try anything. Had a customer service girl "tease" me today about having a receipt. But the fact I was returning an XXS dog sweater was emasculating enough lol
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    • dsallupinyaarea
      Rookie
      • Jan 2009
      • 2764

      #10832
      Re: Off Topic 2014

      Originally posted by BlueNGold
      So I'm making the order for me and my roommate. The other girl is making conversation with me asking me where I'm staying, what I'm doing, etc. Anyways, the order gets made and extra cookie girl rings me up at the till. I ask her "can I get some extra napkins?". She hands me a huge stack so I give her some back. Then I go "actually, there's something wrong with this one." I lay it down on the counter and she literally looks down and examines it to see what I'm talking about. Then I hit her with what I thought was a golden line: "Your name and number aren't on it." She looks up and smiles, says "Haha, that's funny" aaaaaaand that was it. I didn't pull but it was hilarious regardless.
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      • TheMatrix31
        RF
        • Jul 2002
        • 52923

        #10833
        Re: Off Topic 2014

        Originally posted by BlueNGold
        Funniest **** just happened to me.

        So remember extra cookie girl from Subway I mentioned a few days ago? Well I went back tonight hoping she'd be there because the guys from work kept egging me on to try and pick her up. She was there. Of course she was working with another girl (and if I left things here it would be the perfect start of a Subway porno -- name possibilities would be endless) possibly making things more difficult but I was set on going through with this.

        So I'm making the order for me and my roommate. The other girl is making conversation with me asking me where I'm staying, what I'm doing, etc. Anyways, the order gets made and extra cookie girl rings me up at the till. I ask her "can I get some extra napkins?". She hands me a huge stack so I give her some back. Then I go "actually, there's something wrong with this one." I lay it down on the counter and she literally looks down and examines it to see what I'm talking about. Then I hit her with what I thought was a golden line: "Your name and number aren't on it." She looks up and smiles, says "Haha, that's funny" aaaaaaand that was it. I didn't pull but it was hilarious regardless.
        You're never getting cookies again. SMFH!

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        • jvalverde88
          Moderator
          • Jun 2008
          • 11787

          #10834
          Re: Off Topic 2014

          Originally posted by BlueNGold
          Funniest **** just happened to me.

          So remember extra cookie girl from Subway I mentioned a few days ago? Well I went back tonight hoping she'd be there because the guys from work kept egging me on to try and pick her up. She was there. Of course she was working with another girl (and if I left things here it would be the perfect start of a Subway porno -- name possibilities would be endless) possibly making things more difficult but I was set on going through with this.

          So I'm making the order for me and my roommate. The other girl is making conversation with me asking me where I'm staying, what I'm doing, etc. Anyways, the order gets made and extra cookie girl rings me up at the till. I ask her "can I get some extra napkins?". She hands me a huge stack so I give her some back. Then I go "actually, there's something wrong with this one." I lay it down on the counter and she literally looks down and examines it to see what I'm talking about. Then I hit her with what I thought was a golden line: "Your name and number aren't on it." She looks up and smiles, says "Haha, that's funny" aaaaaaand that was it. I didn't pull but it was hilarious regardless.
          Next time put chloroform on the napkin.

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          • ThreeKing
            Banned
            • Aug 2007
            • 5852

            #10835
            Re: Off Topic 2014

            Originally posted by RockinDaMike
            You should try again Bng

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            Yeah, because that wouldn't be creepy or stalker-ish or anything.

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            • BlueNGold
              Hall Of Fame
              • Aug 2009
              • 21817

              #10836
              Re: Off Topic 2014

              Originally posted by dsallupinyaarea
              Kudos for shooting your shot but scrap this from your playbook.
              Don't have to tell me twice lmao. I only went with it because my manager and another guy I work with were egging me on so I was like alright. Either way it was gonna be funny and a story to take back home, plus entertain the people at work.

              It's gonna be just as hilarious going back there since I'm sure the other girl knows. Now I'm that napkin guy smh.

              Edit: Also when I told my manager/Dallas Green's brother, he goes "Nooo, you did it?!" then tells me I should go back and sing her the song Maverick sings in Top Gun. You know, "you've lost that loving feeling, whoaaa that loving feeling"
              Last edited by BlueNGold; 11-21-2014, 04:34 AM.
              Originally posted by bradtxmale
              I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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              • BlueNGold
                Hall Of Fame
                • Aug 2009
                • 21817

                #10837
                Re: Off Topic 2014

                Originally posted by ThreeKing
                Yeah, because that wouldn't be creepy or stalker-ish or anything.
                Not really. It depends how the person goes about it. If I'm waiting for her outside the store or something then yeah, that qualifies. But asking again wouldn't be that bad IMO.

                Really all I plan on doing is making fun of the *** I made of myself. I've already broken the ice so who knows what will happen. If it's a no go then cool, obviously at that point it's time to drop it.
                Originally posted by bradtxmale
                I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                • slickdtc
                  Grayscale
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 17125

                  #10838
                  Re: Off Topic 2014

                  Guys you won't believe what happened to me at Subway today...
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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #10839
                    Re: Off Topic 2014

                    Originally posted by BlueNGold
                    Not really. It depends how the person goes about it. If I'm waiting for her outside the store or something then yeah, that qualifies. But asking again wouldn't be that bad IMO.

                    Really all I plan on doing is making fun of the *** I made of myself. I've already broken the ice so who knows what will happen. If it's a no go then cool, obviously at that point it's time to drop it.

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                    • Fresh Tendrils
                      Strike Hard and Fade Away
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 36131

                      #10840
                      Re: Off Topic 2014

                      She's probably giving away extra napkins and cookies to people as a defiant stance against her corporation.



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                      • gopher_guy
                        The Kaptain
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 7389

                        #10841
                        Re: Off Topic 2014

                        Finally an answer to the age old question: What's it like to be a squirrel?

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                        • Bellsprout
                          Hard Times.
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 25652

                          #10842
                          Re: Off Topic 2014

                          There's a joke here about Subway girl, BNG, and white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, but I haven't figured out how to formulate it.

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                          • rspencer86
                            MIB Crew
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 8807

                            #10843
                            Re: Off Topic 2014

                            Originally posted by WeAreAllWitnesses
                            There's a joke here about Subway girl, BNG, and white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, but I haven't figured out how to formulate it.

                            God, I'm usually better than this.
                            So close to finding that joke, but it looks like you came up just a bit short.
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                            • ImTellinTim
                              YNWA
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 33028

                              #10844
                              Re: Off Topic 2014

                              See it works today because it hasn't been done for a while.

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                              • rspencer86
                                MIB Crew
                                • Sep 2004
                                • 8807

                                #10845
                                Re: Off Topic 2014

                                Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                                See it works today because it hasn't been done for a while.
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