As far as I see it, you have 2 options.
1. Go out like the real ODogg and turn heel along with your mother-in-law and gang up on Dr. Phil.
The first time Dr. Phil criticizes your mother-in-law for being too overbearing into you and your wife's marriage, just slowly do this:
Dr. Phil won't see it coming and for the first time ever will be left speechless.
It'd be a win-win for you since you're mother-in-law will have new found respect for you and you'll be a television legend for shutting up Dr. Phil on his own show.
OR
2. You can just go HAM on your mother-in-law from when the cameras start rolling. Just rain on her. No holds barred. This is your wife man. Wear your big boy drawers to the show.
When your mother-in-law bursts into tears on live TV, just her her with the:
Dr. Phil may try to take you down but you ain't no punk. Are you?
So there you have it. 2 choices. Either option and you'll go down in talk show history.
If you don't do either one, you have to give up your OS name. You'd be giving all the real ODoggs around the world a bad rep.
The choice is yours.



I now need a new keyboard! That is brilliant!
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