Off Topic 2015

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Off Topic 2015

*JJ Gets Into an Automobile Accident*

[BunnyHardaway]

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We need context. What was the scenario that she gave you her number?

I asked for it

*JJ Gets Into an Automobile Accident*

It was a false alarm.

I swear on my family and everything I own that
I didn't tell my guy friends about this at all. We get to the bar, and she of course talks to all of my friends and then leaves with them. What am I supposed to do? I just want to finish school so I can get a coding job elsewhere and leave. I'm always going to be in the shadow of my friends. I'm so ready to leave this town.

[JODYE]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Counted the chickens before they hatched.

Now that chicken is probably being plucked by ever...never mind.

[kingkilla56]

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Well JJ they didnt know you had dibs so...?

[ImTellinTim]

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Brought her to the bar where your ******* friends hang out? Come on man. You were asking for failure. That's some poor *** game planning.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Why do you keep hanging out with these friends and keep bringing them girls to hit on? You're like a shark feeder.

[Chrisksaint]

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Brought her to the bar where your ******* friends hang out? Come on man. You were asking for failure. That's some poor *** game planning.

Mike McCarthy would be proud of such a gameplan.

[kehlis]

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At what point is it not because of the friends?

[kehlis]

Re: Off Topic 2015

So about a month ago I got a letter to serve jury duty.

In New Mexico.


I haven't lived in Albuquerque since 1999. Believe it or not, it took a month to get my excused letter. I may or may not have given up my first born to get it done.

I had to call Saul to get it resolved.

[Majingir]

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lol, never realized until today that certain apps were always running on my android even without me opening the app itself....No wonder my battery hasn't been lasting as long lately.

Is there a way to make it so certain apps don't open up when you power on your device?

[Blitz1942]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Mike McCarthy would be proud of such a gameplan.

McCarthy's gameplan would have her almost undressed in his room when one of his friends stole her.

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Off Topic 2015

McCarthy's gameplan would have her almost undressed in his room when one of his friends stole her.

McCarthy's gameplan would've been much farther along than that.

[countryboy]

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I asked for it


It was a false alarm.

I swear on my family and everything I own that
I didn't tell my guy friends about this at all. We get to the bar, and she of course talks to all of my friends and then leaves with them. What am I supposed to do? I just want to finish school so I can get a coding job elsewhere and leave. I'm always going to be in the shadow of my friends. I'm so ready to leave this town.

What are you supposed to do? Be a man and don't let your friends take her away. Give her a reason not to leave with them.

But having said that, if you're picking up girls that are leaving the bar with a group of guys, you're picking up the wrong types of girls my friend.

[l3ulvl]

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I don't even know what to say anymore JJ. I've gotta be misunderstanding something. Just doesn't seem logical. "I'm definitely not telling my friends about this girl... I'm taking her to the bar to meet them personally"

edit: thought just came to me, have you considered becoming a professional wing man? you could be a millionaire

[AUChase]

Re: Off Topic 2015

Is this JJ ?

Spoiler