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  • skitch
    Fear Ameer
    • Oct 2002
    • 12349

    #1

    How many five year olds could you fight at once?

    The rules:

    - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

    - You are not allowed to touch a wall.

    - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

    - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

    - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

    - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

    - The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
  • Herbsinator
    All Star
    • Sep 2003
    • 4573

    #2
    Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

    I'm going to go with 20. I'm pretty big so i would have a big reach advantage over them. Also they are only 5 so there teamwork skills won't be developed and they might work against each other. Plus, how many punches does it take to knock out a 5 year old?

    If i was a Pre-school teacher, i would like to think i could take down the whole class.

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    • Herbsinator
      All Star
      • Sep 2003
      • 4573

      #3
      Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

      I'm going to go with 20. I'm pretty big so i would have a big reach advantage over them. Also they are only 5 so there teamwork skills won't be developed and they might work against each other. Plus, how many punches does it take to knock out a 5 year old?

      If i was a Pre-school teacher, i would like to think i could take down the whole class.

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      • bearcats_0405
        Rookie
        • Oct 2004
        • 149

        #4
        Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

        i'll go with 15, because most of their punches will land right around your stomach area, and one of them will most likely land where the sun dont shine and it will take you down or at least slow you down.
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        • bearcats_0405
          Rookie
          • Oct 2004
          • 149

          #5
          Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

          i'll go with 15, because most of their punches will land right around your stomach area, and one of them will most likely land where the sun dont shine and it will take you down or at least slow you down.
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          • airbarrett
            G**d S**s*n F*ll*s
            • Sep 2003
            • 2967

            #6
            Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

            how random is this?





            but i'd say probably 10-15.
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            • airbarrett
              G**d S**s*n F*ll*s
              • Sep 2003
              • 2967

              #7
              Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

              how random is this?





              but i'd say probably 10-15.
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              • manchester united FC
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 6

                #8
                Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                I'd go with 30 but thats only because I really hate kids and I would have extra incentive to pummell the little buggers

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                • manchester united FC
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                  I'd go with 30 but thats only because I really hate kids and I would have extra incentive to pummell the little buggers

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                  • Fresh Tendrils
                    Strike Hard and Fade Away
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 36131

                    #10
                    Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                    I would say 50 since you're giving us a standard issue cup.



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                    • Fresh Tendrils
                      Strike Hard and Fade Away
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 36131

                      #11
                      Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                      I would say 50 since you're giving us a standard issue cup.



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                      • elicoleman
                        Im The Baby/Gotta Love Me
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 34655

                        #12
                        Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                        Give me 25 *flexes*

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                        • elicoleman
                          Im The Baby/Gotta Love Me
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 34655

                          #13
                          Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                          Give me 25 *flexes*

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                          • Hellfish76
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 1943

                            #14
                            Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                            What sort of twisted mind thought of this topic?

                            but I could take 30+
                            You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog! -The Tick

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                            • Hellfish76
                              *ns*rt W*tty T*tl* H*r*
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1943

                              #15
                              Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

                              What sort of twisted mind thought of this topic?

                              but I could take 30+
                              You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog! -The Tick

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