How many five year olds could you fight at once?

[8bit]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I really would want to try this if it were legal. That being said i have no idea. 20 maybe. If I was allowed to snap their necks than add 10 more to that as that is alot quicker and they would go out faster. But like someone said about knockouts, do they have to stay knocked out the whole time, or is just a quick knockdown suitable. Also is it divided up into sex/race, or is it just random 5 year olds. If not add +20 if they are girls and subtract -7 if they are black. As a side note, after playing god of war the past 2 days and taking on dozens of enemies at once and in spurts, i am oddly amped for this type of thing.

[8bit]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I really would want to try this if it were legal. That being said i have no idea. 20 maybe. If I was allowed to snap their necks than add 10 more to that as that is alot quicker and they would go out faster. But like someone said about knockouts, do they have to stay knocked out the whole time, or is just a quick knockdown suitable. Also is it divided up into sex/race, or is it just random 5 year olds. If not add +20 if they are girls and subtract -7 if they are black. As a side note, after playing god of war the past 2 days and taking on dozens of enemies at once and in spurts, i am oddly amped for this type of thing.

[heelsman22]

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Well I'm not going to be standing defenseless. I'd probably use the sweep on those midgets to bring those closest to me down, or some kind of roundhouse kick.

"Look at me people. Nobody wants a round house kick to the face while I'm in these badboys."


anyways I'd say probably about 25. Maybe more becaues i doubt it would take more than one or two hits to knock them out.

[heelsman22]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Well I'm not going to be standing defenseless. I'd probably use the sweep on those midgets to bring those closest to me down, or some kind of roundhouse kick.

"Look at me people. Nobody wants a round house kick to the face while I'm in these badboys."


anyways I'd say probably about 25. Maybe more becaues i doubt it would take more than one or two hits to knock them out.

[8bit]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

"Look at me people. Nobody wants a round house kick to the face while I'm in these badboys."


anyways I'd say probably about 25. Maybe more becaues i doubt it would take more than one or two hits to knock them out.

Yeah but remember, all at once man. Not one at a time. All of them could just jump on you and tackle you. 25 five year olds weighing lets say an average of 40 pounds each is 1000 pounds. Plus they would use their training when u were down to gouge your eyes and ****.

[8bit]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

"Look at me people. Nobody wants a round house kick to the face while I'm in these badboys."


anyways I'd say probably about 25. Maybe more becaues i doubt it would take more than one or two hits to knock them out.

Yeah but remember, all at once man. Not one at a time. All of them could just jump on you and tackle you. 25 five year olds weighing lets say an average of 40 pounds each is 1000 pounds. Plus they would use their training when u were down to gouge your eyes and ****.

[feedmeccc]

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27

[feedmeccc]

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27

[Brandwin]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Man I think a ton. Im a small guy, but their slow and very weak, one solid punch would take one out. Or like someone else said, you could run around and they would never catch you Pick one up..***n and throw him into the wall, lights out..

Repeat the step and its game over.

[Brandwin]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Man I think a ton. Im a small guy, but their slow and very weak, one solid punch would take one out. Or like someone else said, you could run around and they would never catch you Pick one up..***n and throw him into the wall, lights out..

Repeat the step and its game over.

[Stu]

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I'm going to go with 50+. I'm 6'4" 220lbs so wouldn't be taken down too easily. I have a 5 year old cousin who likes to pick fights with me but his kicking and punching never even hurts. I think I'd get tired from tossing the kids around before their 5 year old attacks would get to me. Now my 8 year old cousin is another story. That kid can land some serious blows.

[Stu]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I'm going to go with 50+. I'm 6'4" 220lbs so wouldn't be taken down too easily. I have a 5 year old cousin who likes to pick fights with me but his kicking and punching never even hurts. I think I'd get tired from tossing the kids around before their 5 year old attacks would get to me. Now my 8 year old cousin is another story. That kid can land some serious blows.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Is Michael Jackson allowed as my tag-team partner?

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Is Michael Jackson allowed as my tag-team partner?

[tigerx82]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahaha,


this is by far the funniest thread i've read this year!


Question of the year candidate.

oh and the number. its hard to say. 50 looks good, i'll just be running laps and mowing them down.

this is soo wrong