How many five year olds could you fight at once?

[BigTigLSU]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Ima big guy played college football and can have a mean streak in certain instances that being said

Just keep them coming....at least a 100. One tatic that will work is body slamming or using one kid like sort of a bat. Or just tossing the little bastards.




Ok no w I feel bad.

[jdros13]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Just keep them coming....at least a 100. One tatic that will work is body slamming or using one kid like sort of a bat. Or just tossing the little bastards.

I think this is the best strategy. Of course, I don't really remember how much a 5 year old weighs....

If they really used teamwork I would imagine I would take out the first 10 or so before getting engulfed. Then I would be able to hang on for a few minutes before being overwhelmed...I'd say it would take a team of 30 of em to get me, and I'd get about 20 before the other 10 took me out....

Wow, I spent a couple of minutes thinking about this, and I certainly could have been doing something more productive....thanks for the time waster!

[jdros13]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Just keep them coming....at least a 100. One tatic that will work is body slamming or using one kid like sort of a bat. Or just tossing the little bastards.

I think this is the best strategy. Of course, I don't really remember how much a 5 year old weighs....

If they really used teamwork I would imagine I would take out the first 10 or so before getting engulfed. Then I would be able to hang on for a few minutes before being overwhelmed...I'd say it would take a team of 30 of em to get me, and I'd get about 20 before the other 10 took me out....

Wow, I spent a couple of minutes thinking about this, and I certainly could have been doing something more productive....thanks for the time waster!

[TheLetterZ]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Maybe 30 or so, but that could arguably be the most enjoyable activity of all-time.

[TheLetterZ]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Maybe 30 or so, but that could arguably be the most enjoyable activity of all-time.

[Graphik]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

oh, this is a totally twisted topic, but what made me really worry about Kredit wasn't the fact that he came up with this topic, but that he had such an extensive list of rules...

Yea, its if he almost....tried this before??

I dont know how I would go out so lets find out.


In the Blue Corner, weighing in at 147lbs, 5'9 from the windy city of chicagooooo.....itsssssssss Graphik!!!!!!!!!

In the red corner, at a combined weight of 1,200lbs, its Ms. Fosters kindergarden class from Hard Knock Middle School in Whipass, Nebraska.


*DING*


-Graphik runs over and waits at the baseline as Ms. Fosters class is unleashed onto the court. 40 hands flail in the air as they all stomp dramatically, screaming at the top of they're lungs heading over towards Graphik who at this time, has pee'd his trousers.

-One kid goes down out the gate as a result of his erounously shaped head. But he's quickly picked up by another class mate as they continue to charge at Graphik.

-The fastest of the group, 3 boys are first to get to Graphik as one leaps up into a old school karate kick that he must of picked up from watching to much Power Rangers. Graphik takes a shot to the thigh from the kick and as the boy lands, he picks him and tombstones the kid onto his skull.

-As blood starts to trickle from the young mans head, Graphik sprints over towards the basketball post while the 2 other boys give chase, 2 other kids have arrived to the scene and are directly behind the 2 boys. Graphik grabs ahold of the basketball post, spins around the post with legs pointing outwards and kicks snot and teeth out of the 2 boys who pursued in one swift kicking motion.

-Graphik then lands and as one kid grabs ahold of his left leg, he cocks back and lets off a devastating right hook to the unsuspecting kid who was to busy making his mean face.

-As he tries to shake 1 of the kids from his left leg, another one comes from behind and wraps her paws around his waist in a attempt to drag Graphik down. Then another hops onto his back and the force from the jump brings Graphik down to one knee.

-Graphik, unshaken, reaches around to grab the kid who jumped on his back, by then having a tight grip around his neck. He grabs the kid in a RKO type headlock and flings him over his body. The kid does a full flip in mid-air and lands on the group of kids who waiting for a open space to attack.

_At that time, Graphik gives a might blow to the ribs of the kid who latched onto his leg and as the kid crumbles down in pain, Graphik finishes him with a open fist muff that has the kid's face smash into the ground with serious impact. You can almost hear the kid's skull crack on the pavement.

-With the little girl still hanging onto Graphik's waist, he gets back on 2 feet and runs full throttle to the other end of the court while stiff arming any kid who approaches him. The little girl falls from his waist during the mele and falls flat on her face, knocking out the teeth that had just grown in a few weeks prior.

-Graphik, at this time unoccupied, stares down the remaining group of kids who all charge him once again. This time the kids are getting mad.

-Graphik, with nerves of steele, gets into a 3 point stance.....***shes off the line and charges foward towards the kids with shoulder down. The kids who see this steaming streak of body mass headed they're way, stop and scatter like cockroaches leaving one kid stuck with a deer lost in headlights look as Graphik rolls foward.......

-Graphik lowers on impact and pops the little guy into oblivion. The kid shoots towards the sky and dissapears into the horizon.

(Angelic music mixed in background)

-As all stop and stare in amazment for a sec, they all gather their thoughts and head back into battle.

-Graphik rumbles foward as the last remaining 10 kids group together. The first kid steps up and gets shoved 20 feet against his momentum to Graphik's right side. The second kid runs up and gets shoved 20 feet to the left side of Graphik. One kid runs up and stops in front of Graphik......then proceeds to punt Graphik's cup n balls.

-Graphik hits his knees as 7 of the 8 remaining kids all find the perfect opportunity to finish Graphik off. One jumps on his back...the other to the front...one grabs his right arm....another one piles on to the back moving the pile foward....

-Not looking good for Graphik as he dissapears in the pile of kids who at this time overtake the monster and assist each other to the top of the pile. The fattest of the group gets to the summit and takes a heafty seat.

-Just when all was said in done, the pile shakes vigorously as Graphik tries relentlessly to stand. The fat kid wobbles off and takes one kid with him from the pile.

-As Graphik emerges, one kid is in a headlock getting nuggied to death. The kid falls and surrenders. Graphik takes a few stings to the face from the little fist as these kids are out for blood.

-Graphik shakes the majority of the pile off and is free to do more damage. He raises his hand at one of the little kids who must of had a flashback. The kid cowers down and cries in anticipation of the hit. Graphik stops and moves on.

-He picks up one of the kids, holds him up in the air, bench presses the little bastard and drops him behind his back like a paperweight.

-Grabs another little girs by the arm, indian burns her and the little girl proceeds to cry and search for momy.

-At that time, he runs towards the basket so he can swing and take more out but as he takes his first steps, a little boy lying on the ground sticks his foot out and Graphik falls and slides across the concrete losing precious skin.

-Graphik flips onto his back and the first thing he saw was the fat kid in the air coming down on him in slow motion with rolls and all flaping in the wind.

*Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

-............

-With the wind knocked out of Graphik, the remaining kids all form a circle and begin to bully-foot the young man into unconciousness.

Loser: Graphik


Great thread Kredit. LOL.

[Graphik]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

oh, this is a totally twisted topic, but what made me really worry about Kredit wasn't the fact that he came up with this topic, but that he had such an extensive list of rules...

Yea, its if he almost....tried this before??

I dont know how I would go out so lets find out.


In the Blue Corner, weighing in at 147lbs, 5'9 from the windy city of chicagooooo.....itsssssssss Graphik!!!!!!!!!

In the red corner, at a combined weight of 1,200lbs, its Ms. Fosters kindergarden class from Hard Knock Middle School in Whipass, Nebraska.


*DING*


-Graphik runs over and waits at the baseline as Ms. Fosters class is unleashed onto the court. 40 hands flail in the air as they all stomp dramatically, screaming at the top of they're lungs heading over towards Graphik who at this time, has pee'd his trousers.

-One kid goes down out the gate as a result of his erounously shaped head. But he's quickly picked up by another class mate as they continue to charge at Graphik.

-The fastest of the group, 3 boys are first to get to Graphik as one leaps up into a old school karate kick that he must of picked up from watching to much Power Rangers. Graphik takes a shot to the thigh from the kick and as the boy lands, he picks him and tombstones the kid onto his skull.

-As blood starts to trickle from the young mans head, Graphik sprints over towards the basketball post while the 2 other boys give chase, 2 other kids have arrived to the scene and are directly behind the 2 boys. Graphik grabs ahold of the basketball post, spins around the post with legs pointing outwards and kicks snot and teeth out of the 2 boys who pursued in one swift kicking motion.

-Graphik then lands and as one kid grabs ahold of his left leg, he cocks back and lets off a devastating right hook to the unsuspecting kid who was to busy making his mean face.

-As he tries to shake 1 of the kids from his left leg, another one comes from behind and wraps her paws around his waist in a attempt to drag Graphik down. Then another hops onto his back and the force from the jump brings Graphik down to one knee.

-Graphik, unshaken, reaches around to grab the kid who jumped on his back, by then having a tight grip around his neck. He grabs the kid in a RKO type headlock and flings him over his body. The kid does a full flip in mid-air and lands on the group of kids who waiting for a open space to attack.

_At that time, Graphik gives a might blow to the ribs of the kid who latched onto his leg and as the kid crumbles down in pain, Graphik finishes him with a open fist muff that has the kid's face smash into the ground with serious impact. You can almost hear the kid's skull crack on the pavement.

-With the little girl still hanging onto Graphik's waist, he gets back on 2 feet and runs full throttle to the other end of the court while stiff arming any kid who approaches him. The little girl falls from his waist during the mele and falls flat on her face, knocking out the teeth that had just grown in a few weeks prior.

-Graphik, at this time unoccupied, stares down the remaining group of kids who all charge him once again. This time the kids are getting mad.

-Graphik, with nerves of steele, gets into a 3 point stance.....***shes off the line and charges foward towards the kids with shoulder down. The kids who see this steaming streak of body mass headed they're way, stop and scatter like cockroaches leaving one kid stuck with a deer lost in headlights look as Graphik rolls foward.......

-Graphik lowers on impact and pops the little guy into oblivion. The kid shoots towards the sky and dissapears into the horizon.

(Angelic music mixed in background)

-As all stop and stare in amazment for a sec, they all gather their thoughts and head back into battle.

-Graphik rumbles foward as the last remaining 10 kids group together. The first kid steps up and gets shoved 20 feet against his momentum to Graphik's right side. The second kid runs up and gets shoved 20 feet to the left side of Graphik. One kid runs up and stops in front of Graphik......then proceeds to punt Graphik's cup n balls.

-Graphik hits his knees as 7 of the 8 remaining kids all find the perfect opportunity to finish Graphik off. One jumps on his back...the other to the front...one grabs his right arm....another one piles on to the back moving the pile foward....

-Not looking good for Graphik as he dissapears in the pile of kids who at this time overtake the monster and assist each other to the top of the pile. The fattest of the group gets to the summit and takes a heafty seat.

-Just when all was said in done, the pile shakes vigorously as Graphik tries relentlessly to stand. The fat kid wobbles off and takes one kid with him from the pile.

-As Graphik emerges, one kid is in a headlock getting nuggied to death. The kid falls and surrenders. Graphik takes a few stings to the face from the little fist as these kids are out for blood.

-Graphik shakes the majority of the pile off and is free to do more damage. He raises his hand at one of the little kids who must of had a flashback. The kid cowers down and cries in anticipation of the hit. Graphik stops and moves on.

-He picks up one of the kids, holds him up in the air, bench presses the little bastard and drops him behind his back like a paperweight.

-Grabs another little girs by the arm, indian burns her and the little girl proceeds to cry and search for momy.

-At that time, he runs towards the basket so he can swing and take more out but as he takes his first steps, a little boy lying on the ground sticks his foot out and Graphik falls and slides across the concrete losing precious skin.

-Graphik flips onto his back and the first thing he saw was the fat kid in the air coming down on him in slow motion with rolls and all flaping in the wind.

*Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

-............

-With the wind knocked out of Graphik, the remaining kids all form a circle and begin to bully-foot the young man into unconciousness.

Loser: Graphik


Great thread Kredit. LOL.

[fistofrage]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I would say 100 or so, I think 50 would be too easy. The 1st one would be my weapon, and I would imagine half the 5 year olds would faint with the terror they saw. But sheer numbers would eventually win.

I'd rather see the same scenario with a silver back gorilla and a pen of convicts......

[fistofrage]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I would say 100 or so, I think 50 would be too easy. The 1st one would be my weapon, and I would imagine half the 5 year olds would faint with the terror they saw. But sheer numbers would eventually win.

I'd rather see the same scenario with a silver back gorilla and a pen of convicts......

[airbarrett]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

graphik you cease to amaze me i liked the part about the indian burn.

[airbarrett]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

graphik you cease to amaze me i liked the part about the indian burn.

[Acid]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

LMAO!!!!



Oh my freaking goodness Graphik. I'm in tears from laughing so hard.

[Acid]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

LMAO!!!!



Oh my freaking goodness Graphik. I'm in tears from laughing so hard.

[mgoblue]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

you are the man Graphik! i'm dying from that post right now, trying so damn hard not to laugh out loud and freak out my co-workers

[mgoblue]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

you are the man Graphik! i'm dying from that post right now, trying so damn hard not to laugh out loud and freak out my co-workers