How many five year olds could you fight at once?

[Stu]

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you are the man Graphik! i'm dying from that post right now, trying so damn hard not to laugh out loud and freak out my co-workers

Same here. Might be a little tough to explain when they ask what I'm laughing about.

[Stu]

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you are the man Graphik! i'm dying from that post right now, trying so damn hard not to laugh out loud and freak out my co-workers

Same here. Might be a little tough to explain when they ask what I'm laughing about.

[mgoblue]

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Same here. Might be a little tough to explain when they ask what I'm laughing about.

yeah, somehow I think I'd get a few weird looks if I replied "Yeah, well, I'm reading a post that's predicting how a fight between a guy from Chicago and a bunch of 5 year olds in a professionally run brawl would end up"

[mgoblue]

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Same here. Might be a little tough to explain when they ask what I'm laughing about.

yeah, somehow I think I'd get a few weird looks if I replied "Yeah, well, I'm reading a post that's predicting how a fight between a guy from Chicago and a bunch of 5 year olds in a professionally run brawl would end up"

[Psyblast]

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[Psyblast]

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[Acid]

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yeah, somehow I think I'd get a few weird looks if I replied "Yeah, well, I'm reading a post that's predicting how a fight between a guy from Chicago and a bunch of 5 year olds in a professionally run brawl would end up"

You should randomly yell "INDIAN BURRRRRRRRN!! OH THAT GRAPHIK IS HEINOUS DAMMIT! THESE CHILDREN HAVE FUTURES!"

[Acid]

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yeah, somehow I think I'd get a few weird looks if I replied "Yeah, well, I'm reading a post that's predicting how a fight between a guy from Chicago and a bunch of 5 year olds in a professionally run brawl would end up"

You should randomly yell "INDIAN BURRRRRRRRN!! OH THAT GRAPHIK IS HEINOUS DAMMIT! THESE CHILDREN HAVE FUTURES!"

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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hahahahaha. kudos to grapik with the funniest post in the funniest thread i've seen on these boards.

the whole thing sounds like a sick spin-off of celebrity death match. somebody should make a shockwave game of this. you create a fighter then you face a never ending stream of kids coming after you.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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hahahahaha. kudos to grapik with the funniest post in the funniest thread i've seen on these boards.

the whole thing sounds like a sick spin-off of celebrity death match. somebody should make a shockwave game of this. you create a fighter then you face a never ending stream of kids coming after you.

[Anaxamander]

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I'm thinking of the scene from Kill Bill Vol. 1, where Uma goes nuts and wastes the Crazy 88s.

Would the fight be like a martial arts movie, where you're battling 4 or 5 at once and the rest will sort of hang back and wait until you're finished to attack? If that's the case, I could probably take out over 100 before I collapsed. If they all rushed in tandem and didn't wait for me to fight them in small groups, I'd say around 25.

[Anaxamander]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I'm thinking of the scene from Kill Bill Vol. 1, where Uma goes nuts and wastes the Crazy 88s.

Would the fight be like a martial arts movie, where you're battling 4 or 5 at once and the rest will sort of hang back and wait until you're finished to attack? If that's the case, I could probably take out over 100 before I collapsed. If they all rushed in tandem and didn't wait for me to fight them in small groups, I'd say around 25.

[BigTigLSU]

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After reading Graphiks post I feel better about my self

[BigTigLSU]

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After reading Graphiks post I feel better about my self

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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I'm thinking of the scene from Kill Bill Vol. 1, where Uma goes nuts and wastes the Crazy 88s.

Would the fight be like a martial arts movie, where you're battling 4 or 5 at once and the rest will sort of hang back and wait until you're finished to attack? If that's the case, I could probably take out over 100 before I collapsed. If they all rushed in tandem and didn't wait for me to fight them in small groups, I'd say around 25.

Exactly. I think people are forgetting that these kids are getting trained. So I'm sure they'd be taught to all rush at once like killer bees or fire ants. That would make it near impossible to pick them off one at a time. I'd say chances of survival are greatly reduced if it becomes more than 30 kids. Once they get you off your feet it would be game over.