The joke was for Dave.
I'm Adam Joseph Dembroski, born at 3:49 AM in Duluth, MN, on September 20th, 1978. I went to Bradshaw Mountain HS, class of '97, I do tech support for an outsourcing firm called SEI LLC, I have 3 brothers, 3 sisters, 1 child (boy, 5) and 1 living parent, whom I have no contact with. I have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, I smoke (Marlboro Blend No. 27) and drink (prefer Guinness, but Newcastle works in a pinch). I enjoy watching football, baseball, soccer, wrestling, 24, Deadwood, and Firefly. I'm a full fledged nerd who's into table top gaming, but thinks Larping is lame. Go figure. I like the 49ers, Cardinals, Diamondbacks, Suns, Coyotes, Stars, Arsenal, Earthquakes, Celtic, Twins, and Fighting Irish. I've lived most of my life in Arizona, but now live in North Dakota, where I attended North Dakota State University, majoring in Political Science/Econ and Physical Education/Coaching at different times (hence, 5 years and no degree). I coached a youth football team for 2 years, Jr. High for 1, volunteer assistant at the HS level for 1, and spent a summer training college freshmen linebackers at the division III level. I'm currently wearing a black t-shirt with the Invader Zim character "Gir" on it, Levi silvertab blue jeans, 2 socks (one has a hole in it) and boxer-briefs. I need a hair cut and I'm missing three teeth (lower left side molars) due to a mistake by an idiot dentist. I am currently operating with a broken right pinky due to getting pretty well smashed and getting in a fight with a brick wall and losing. I'm a staunch conservative, but not a registered Republican because we don't register in my state. I'm a veteran of MaddenMania (6,882 posts) but didn't post here often because I felt the people here were arrogant and abrasive (something that's either changed in the past year or I was wrong about). I was a member of the team that developed the 2005 Madden Manifesto, as well as having worked with spin16 in planning and testing his Stat Fix and Progression fixes for Madden PC. My turn on include women, naked women, and partially naked women. My turn offs include the fact that it's been months since I've seen either of the later two.
Oh, and I'm also the guy Ian Cummings asked to collect as many ideas off the sight as I could and keep them in a database to be submitted back to him later this month. And I'm a smart ***
So... who are you?