My list of improvements

[ofdman]

Before the snap, I'd like to see the camera zoom all the way into the QBs nose so you can see the hair. This would help drive home what a great job they did on the graphics.

Get rid of the one announcer and have nobody calling the game.Just have scrolling text along the bottom of the screen. Really small text.

Get rid of tackling completely.

Put a bunch of Refs on the sidelines instead of the coaches and players. Like 50 refs on each side.

Get rid of the goal posts and just put up a HUUUUUGE net.

Have players so fatigued that they take quick naps in-between plays.

After a big play such as a TD, have the camera scan a parking lot across the street from the stadium. Show a close up of a super glossy soda can complete with real time reflections.

Skip the 3rd quarter completely. This would help to move the game along considering how long the halftime show is.

Add a farting sound effect after a fumble.

When creating a player for Superstar mode, have the option of using the mailmans genes.

Make the playing field one giant treadmill. This would remove the Mario running problem. OR, just have them run like the characters in South Park.

Make everyones face the likeness of Jerry Jones complete with stretch marks.

Take out Franchise mode and replace it with The Sims or a fully functional calculator.

Add in a NFL 2K slider.

3D forearm hair.

15 FPS.

On field goal attempts, get rid of the meter and just have a "make it" or "miss it" option.

After a game, list all of your achievements in pig Latin.

Change the name from Madden to "EA's Goodtime Football".

[2krules]

[mikemulloy]

Quote: Originally Posted by ofdman

Before the snap, I'd like to see the camera zoom all the way into the QBs nose so you can see the hair. This would help drive home what a great job they did on the graphics. Get rid of the one announcer and have nobody calling the game.Just have scrolling text along the bottom of the screen. Really small text. Get rid of tackling completely. Put a bunch of Refs on the sidelines instead of the coaches and players. Like 50 refs on each side. Get rid of the goal posts and just put up a HUUUUUGE net. Have players so fatigued that they take quick naps in-between plays. After a big play such as a TD, have the camera scan a parking lot across the street from the stadium. Show a close up of a super glossy soda can complete with real time reflections. Skip the 3rd quarter completely. This would help to move the game along considering how long the halftime show is. Add a farting sound effect after a fumble. When creating a player for Superstar mode, have the option of using the mailmans genes. Make the playing field one giant treadmill. This would remove the Mario running problem. OR, just have them run like the characters in South Park. Make everyones face the likeness of Jerry Jones complete with stretch marks. Take out Franchise mode and replace it with The Sims or a fully functional calculator. Add in a NFL 2K slider. 3D forearm hair. 15 FPS. On field goal attempts, get rid of the meter and just have a "make it" or "miss it" option. After a game, list all of your achievements in pig Latin. Change the name from Madden to "EA's Goodtime Football".

lololol

[gabs485]

On field goal attempts, get rid of the meter and just have a "make it" or "miss it" option.

My favorite one....

[Cardot]

Quote: Originally Posted by ofdman

Skip the 3rd quarter completely. This would help to move the game along considering how long the halftime show is.

'08 will not have a 3rd quarter. But for those who are anal for realism, you will be able to download the 3rd quarter from the marketplace....for a small charge.

[BezO]

Most of these were funny, but this one...

Quote: Originally Posted by ofdman

Add in a NFL 2K slider.

... was hilarious.

Hey, sometimes you just have to let out some frustration.

[ofdman]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cardot

'08 will not have a 3rd quarter. But for those who are anal for realism, you will be able to download the 3rd quarter from the marketplace....for a small charge.

LOL!

I knew I was missing something!

[Mr. JimmyFly]

The whole post is funny...

But the last line almost made me do a 'spit take'...

"EA's Goodtime Football", indeed...