NFL to lauch investigation

[voodoo_magic]

Today it was anounced by commissioner Roger Goodell that the NFL will be conducting an investigation into the suspicious play of players in the league.
He is concerned about the number of interceptions and the outrageous amount of fumbles this year.

He is trying to find out if players are betting on the games and trying to lose on purpose.

Several sources have heard about slider "fixes" but nothing has been confirmed.
He is also concerned some coaches may be involved since there have been times where they have not challenged fumbles that would be surely overturned.

There will also be an investigation into widespread steroid use since players that have ratings edits appear to have super arms.

[MAFiles23]

Wow, you really suck at life

[J-Unit40]

Or do you mean - get some life in your life? Kind of funny though.

[mdgoalie37]

Also apparently there is major upheaval at Wilson as the footballs produced for use in the NFL this season have apparently been soaked in baby oil and then placed in a vat with Crisco. Apparently after that the truck that was shipping the balls to the league crashed into a Vaseline truck.

[Spanky]

Quote: Originally Posted by mdgoalie37

Also apparently there is major upheaval at Wilson as the footballs produced for use in the NFL this season have apparently been soaked in baby oil and then placed in a vat with Crisco. Apparently after that the truck that was shipping the balls to the league crashed into a Vaseline truck.

Vaseline truck? It must have been making a delivery to Mike Vick's house. I understand he's going to need plenty of lubrication where he's going.

[Triggerfish]

Lol!! Nice!! I like it!!!

[Outkizast]

hahahahaha somehow this turned into a great thread

[Postman17]

I like it too. that was very funny .