Raw 01/07/13 - It's clobberin' time!

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Word on the street is they're going all on out on this one and we'll certainly have something to talk about when it's over.

YOUR WWE champion,CM Punk will finally return to the ring to defend his title on day 415 of his reign to face The Ryback in a TLC match! He has in fact been cleared to compete but is none too happy about it. Injustice? Maybe but those guys have much more important work to do.

John Cena yet again proved to be the biggest heel 10 year old bully in the company interupting Dolph and AJ's attempt at a classy well done New Year's toast by dumping poo on them after an otherwise very fine promo. Yet they wonder why only 6 people over the age of 12 cheer for him. He also announced he'll be entering the Royal Rumble. At least Dolph still has his case,AJ and his good buddy (formerly Cena's good buddy) Big E Langston. In other words Dolph has everything Cena wants...a credible black friend,cute girlfriend,title shot any time he wants it,actual wrestling ability and a large number of fans over the age of 12. So of course all this is because Cena is jealous making him the bad guy.

Sheamus and Blandy Borton Bot 5000 also announcing their declaration of participation in the Royal Rumble. [/donking]

The Tooth Fairy makes his electrifying return! Unfortuantly for him there's no way a guy who wrestled a paltry NINE times since Jan 1st,2003 being HANDED a title shot,especially when he only won 4/9 and was too busy making movies to perform in the ring is going to go over as anything but a complete and total injustice. To put that in perspective Wade Barrett recently wrestled THREE matches in one night at a house show so there's a good chance he wrestled more in one week than The Rock did in 10 years. Unless Rocky happens to be behind The Shield. Why? If you extend it to his last 10 matches he's lost to Brock Lesnar,Goldberg and a team with Batista. So logically he don't want none of The Ryback and Shield have done everything they can to prevent Ryback from obtaining the WWE title with all the blame naturally falling to Punk and Heyman.

Speaking of Wade Barrett I believe Mr. Kingston used up his rematch clause on SD and failed. So perhaps a new contender is on the way or they'll just both enter the Rumble.

Great Khali also used up his US title shot on Main Event falling victim to an epic Neutralizer.



Heath Slater failed to avenge 3MB on Smackdown against Miz. I guess Drew will have to take care of it on Raw.

I have no idea what's going on with Team Friendship and Rhodes Scholars any more...if anything.

Can only guess that ADR will be Big Shows Royal Rumble oppoent. At the very least ADR will be out for revenge after Big Show decided to pick Ricardo for a match last week. Unless part of their plan to make these next 2 Raws special involves Dolph cashing in.

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Punk having to face The Ryback a third time is pure INJUSTICE!!!!

And that Neutralizer is impressive...Swiss Death would have been much nicer.

[55]

I actually think The Rock will interfere in the title match on behalf of CM Punk, since he wants to make sure he keeps the title so he can face him at the Royal Rumble.

That is one thing that could get people "talking" after the show.

Or Dolph could finally cash in.

Or both.

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The Muppets will be on again. No one ever said how old the people were who would be doing the talking.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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In other words Dolph has everything Cena wants...a credible black friend,cute girlfriend,title shot any time he wants it,actual wrestling ability and a large number of fans over the age of 12. So of course all this is because Cena is jealous making him the bad guy.

Well played, goh.

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Quote: Originally Posted by ProfessaPackMan

Well played, goh.

[ExtremeGamer]

Quote: Originally Posted by 55

I actually think The Rock will interfere in the title match on behalf of CM Punk, since he wants to make sure he keeps the title so he can face him at the Royal Rumble. That is one thing that could get people "talking" after the show. Or Dolph could finally cash in. Or both.

Dolph can only cash in on the Smackdown champion. Unless I took that wrong and you mean he could simply cash in on Big Show tonight. Which in re-reading is what you probably meant..I'll go away now LOL

[Nature_Boy]

I'm looking forward to watching Raw after a two week break.