WW DII - The Dungeon 2 : Dungeon Harder! GAME OVER!!!

[CrimsonFox]

PB, that's sssssoo 2 weekssss ago.

[PurdueBrad]

CF, Swrd thnks tht PB prys fr CF's dth nw 2.

[Chief Rum]

Awesome, lol.

[Ragone]

Hey that last post doesn't look like a dispeller post!

[Chief Rum]

ntndeacon, I went to the spirit and got the 25 bonus throwaway HP, too. We could probably take the yeti now. Too bad we're two rooms away.

[Ragone]

i did as well chief.. we all are rolling with those extra hp

[Chief Rum]

ntndeacon, Ragone:

We can move forward to Level 4 (so darker bricks), we can move left and stay on our current level or we can go back to the sarcophagus room.

I am going to guess none of us want to go back to the sarcophagus room. That leaves us with forward or left.

What do you guys think?

[Abe Sargent]

Done all of the other actions, now let's Odo this big battle!

[Chief Rum]

i did as well chief.. we all are rolling with those extra hp

That means we all got those. So maybe we should try Level Four. A little risky, sure, but we have a buffer, and the rewards (gold, items) could be great.

[PurdueBrad]

Done all of the other actions, now let's Odo this big battle!

We've got nothing to worry about, PB and I have been sexified, and I guess the sword is along for the ride, Aby-baby.

[PurdueBrad]

:banghead:

[ntndeacon]

I would prefer to go left and stay at this level at least till I get to level 6 and I attack twice per round. but I will follow regardless of where we go.

[CrimsonFox]

You'll have to find me first hilt head!

[CrimsonFox]

should we notify the moderators PB that your account hassss been hacked?

[JAG]

I.F. W.E. S.U.R.V.I.V.E., I. H.A.V.E. A. P.R.E.S.E.N.T. F.O.R. Y.O.U.R. S.E.X.Y. S.E.T.

[PurdueBrad]

I.F. W.E. S.U.R.V.I.V.E., I. H.A.V.E. A. P.R.E.S.E.N.T. F.O.R. Y.O.U.R. S.E.X.Y. S.E.T.

Mr crss t g w/ th thr 2?

[Chief Rum]

I would prefer to go left and stay at this level at least till I get to level 6 and I attack twice per round. but I will follow regardless of where we go.

The XP bonus from killing whatever is in Level Four could get you to Level 6 as well. I am still Level 5 myself and since I searched last night, I didn't get the XP bonuses you guys did from playing the harp (so next time we have two cool things to do in a room, one of you will be "searching the room" instead, lol).

So I would pick going to Level Four (going forward). I guess that leaves it to Ragone for the tiebreaker.

[CrimsonFox]

JAG and PB how did you choose such a good name for yourselves? You cursed with ESP too?

[ntndeacon]

actually I wasnt sure 2 could do the same thing so I did not get the xp and found nothing too

[ntndeacon]

Ragone agreed with you CR so it looks as if we are moving to level 4...

[Abe Sargent]

finished the giant battle.

heh get it? GIANT battle?

[CrimsonFox]

hey ssssshield, I hope you're ssstill a virgin. PB isss a very good perssson and doesn't covort with concubines...

[CrimsonFox]

finished the giant battle.

heh get it? GIANT battle?


abe, you ssssslay me....not literally tho hopefully.

[CrimsonFox]

Hey Thom, we were both right! THere's ssstuff up here and I can't ussse any of it. :)

I talk to the treeeeeees...

[hoopsguy]

Jackal, any preference between forward or left - both go to the next level of bricks.

I'll put in an order, go ahead and overrule it if the whim strikes.

[CrimsonFox]

Sssssssing it, Clint!

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[Julio Riddols]

Where we headed today, fellas?

[The Jackal]

Jackal, any preference between forward or left - both go to the next level of bricks.

I'll put in an order, go ahead and overrule it if the whim strikes.

No preference.

[CrimsonFox]

Sssso seriously, doessss anyone have any issue or need with a Huorn? (That tree creature I killed). Need bitsss of it or need to kisss one or ssomething? Abe wasss very adamant that I sssay its name in the thread. Jussst wondered if it meant anything to anybody/anyone needed the info.

[The Jackal]

I have a pretty nifty ring for Divine Magic wielders for trade. You get an extra first level spell per day. Let me know if there's any interest. At this point I imagine most of you have most of the first level spells anyways, so I'm fine just selling it otherwise.

[JAG]

L.O.L. P.B. G.U.E.S.S. W.E. H.A.V.E. N.O. C.H.O.I.C.E. B.U.T. T.O. M.O.V.E. N.O.W. I. W.I.L.L N.E.E.D S.O.M.E. H.E.A.L.I.N.G., M.A.Y.B.E. T.H.R.E.E. P.O.T.S. A.S. I. D.O.N.T. H.A.V.E. M.Y. U.S.U.A.L. D.E.F.E.N.S.E. S.P.E.L.L. A.V.A.I.L.A.B.L.E. G.I.V.E. M.E. A. S.E.C. T.O. M.A.K.E. T.H.E. F.U.L.L. B.L.A.C.K. M.A.R.K.E.T. P.O.S.T.

[The Jackal]

That sword and shield are cursed, make the game more amusing, and sound pretty useful to the wearer. If you REALLY don't like them, I'm sure Autumn and the ghoul crew can help you out with that.

[CrimsonFox]

Anyone need a nicccce exotic weapon?

[Chief Rum]

Ragone agreed with you CR so it looks as if we are moving to level 4...

He did? I don't see that anywhere...

[Danny]

Alright, I need someones help today. Is anyone willing to loan me a little bit of gold?

[Poli]

Abe REALLY doesn't like PB's posts. You could have just flubbed rolls and killed him Abe!

LOVE IT

[hoopsguy]

I have a pretty nifty ring for Divine Magic wielders for trade. You get an extra first level spell per day. Let me know if there's any interest. At this point I imagine most of you have most of the first level spells anyways, so I'm fine just selling it otherwise.

Seems like you've been doing pretty well with getting magic items the last couple of days.

Is the weapon I got from the now-dead cleric something that you could use?

[Danny]

It sucks so bad I am in the room I am in now with no gold :(

[hoopsguy]

Anyone need a nicccce exotic weapon?

Nicer than the sword you passed me earlier?

[CrimsonFox]

And jussst because he is wearing pink and isss a cowboy and ssssinging doesn't mean he'sss gay. (Doesss it?)

[CrimsonFox]

Nicer than the sword you passed me earlier?

unidentified... paladinsss can ussse exxxoticsss?

[bhlloy]

Where we headed today, fellas?

I think we might as well head down a level even though I'm not sure I'll survive for long. Right now we seem to be getting so far behind in XP that it doesn't matter whether we survive or not, we are very unlikely to win

[JAG]

Black Market
JAG gives PB scrolls of enchant weapon and enchant armor
PB gives JAG 3 healing potions

U.S.E. S.C.R.O.L.L.S. O.N. C.U.R.S.E.D. I.T.E.M.S. B.E.F.O.R.E. W.E. M.O.V.E. T.H.E.Y. A.D.D. +.1. T.O. E.A.C.H. S.O. T.W.O. +5. I.T.E.M.S. F.O.R. Y.O.U.

[Danny]

And jussst because he is wearing pink and isss a cowboy and ssssinging doesn't mean he'sss gay. (Doesss it?)

Crimson, any chance you would loan me some gold today? Ill let you know exactly how much after Abe sends me a reply.

[ntndeacon]

He did? I don't see that anywhere...

ok I just thought I remembered that. oops

[CrimsonFox]

don't have item transsssport up.

[CrimsonFox]

Black Market
JAG gives PB scrolls of enchant weapon and enchant armor
PB gives JAG 3 healing potions

U.S.E. S.C.R.O.L.L.S. O.N. C.U.R.S.E.D. I.T.E.M.S. B.E.F.O.R.E. W.E. M.O.V.E. T.H.E.Y. A.D.D. +.1. T.O. E.A.C.H. S.O. T.W.O. +5. I.T.E.M.S. F.O.R. Y.O.U.


holy fuck! NO FAIR!

[Ragone]

At some point, we are gonna have to take some risks chief, if we want to win this as a party.. i'd say go for it

[hoopsguy]

unidentified... paladinsss can ussse exxxoticsss?

Maybe - if you identify it and it is significantly better than the +3 Long Sword then I bet you would be interested in a Mace I picked up last night in the process of "liberating" the fairy.

[Danny]

Willing to trade love for gold! ANyone?????

[CrimsonFox]

At some point, we are gonna have to take some risks chief, if we want to win this as a party.. i'd say go for it

RIGHT ON! Are We Not Men?!?

(We are Devo)

[hoopsguy]

Willing to trade love for gold! ANyone?????

(crickets chirping)

[CrimsonFox]

oh yyyeah...I found robessss

[Danny]

Come on people!

[Danny]

I take your money when I'm in need

[Danny]

Yeah Im a trifling friend indeed

[Danny]

Oh im a gold digger way over town

[Danny]

That dig's on you

[Danny]

(you gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin' im a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But i ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(you gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin' im a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But i ain't messin' with no broke niggas

[Danny]

Get down hoes go head get down (u gotta give)
Get down hoes go head get down (u gotta give)
Get down hoes go head get down (u gotta give)
Get down hoes gone head

[The Jackal]

Seems like you've been doing pretty well with getting magic items the last couple of days.

Is the weapon I got from the now-dead cleric something that you could use?

The mace? I wish. Isn't it something you can use? If not, feel free to reap the gold benefits. The armor I got the other day will be very helpful when I'm taking damage. Right now you're just too beefy for our opponents.

[hoopsguy]

Busting another Danny dola

[The Jackal]

I'm hoping our magic discoveries/resulting gold will even out as we go on, so far it seems to be, and we're both open to sharing things that assist each other.

[hoopsguy]

The mace? I wish. Isn't it something you can use? If not, feel free to reap the gold benefits. The armor I got the other day will be very helpful when I'm taking damage. Right now you're just too beefy for our opponents.

I can use it, but it would probably be a backup in case we run into a special type of foe.

But if I can swap it for something that would be a substantial upgrade to my current weapon (especially since I can't use shields anyway) then I would probably do it.

[Chief Rum]

Hey, Jackal, what kind of mace is it?

[hoopsguy]

I'm hoping our magic discoveries/resulting gold will even out as we go on, so far it seems to be, and we're both open to sharing things that assist each other.

Well, I'm not sure they are since I'm not seeing your discoveries :)

But I am hoping/expecting you would let me know if you ran across something that would allow me to more efficiently keep us alive.

[Danny]

I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights yeah
A different city every night alright
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of everyday Christmas
Give Travie your wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this'
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months since that I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music

Oh every time I close my eyes (whatcha see whatcha see)
I see my name in shining lights (uhuh uhuh what else)
A different city every night alright
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything )
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah )

Oh every time I close my eyes, watchya see, watchya see,
I see my name in shining lights, uh oh, oh yaha
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad!

[Danny]

At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things
Your money should be handling

And now you ask to use my car (car)
Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank
And you have the audacity
To even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me
Until you get your check next week

[Kelly:]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A baller, when times get hard
I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

[Beyonce]
Now you've been maxing out my card (card)
Gave me bad credit, buyin' me gifts with my own ends
Haven't paid the first bill
But instead you're headin' to the mall
Goin' on shopping sprees
Perpetrating to your friends like you be ballin'

And then you use my cell phone (phone)
Callin' whoever that you thinks at home
And then when the bill comes
All of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your momma's number's here more than once

[Kelly:]
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another?
A baller, when times get hard
I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do, do, do
So, you and me are through, through, through

Can you pay my bills? (bills)
Can you pay my telephone bills? (bills)
Do you pay my automo' bills? (bills)
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another
You triflin', good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me, why haven't I found another

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through

[hoopsguy]

Hey, Jackal, what kind of mace is it?

A damn good one :) Willing to trade for something that would improve my armor, provide a ton of gold (value of weapon is 1500), a collection of miscellaneous items, or go above the Longsword +3 I got from CrimsonFox.

[Danny]

Im gonne keep posting until someone gives me money!

[CrimsonFox]

It's a blood mace? :(

[Poli]

Im gonne keep posting until someone gives me money!
:+1:

[hoopsguy]

It's a blood mace? :(

No.

[Danny]

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team
Money get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet
Money it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away

"HuHuh! I was in the right!"
"Yes, absolutely in the right!"
"I certainly was in the right!"
"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!"
"Yeah!"
"Why does anyone do anything?"
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Danny]

Its not working, I must post more!

[Poli]

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[CrimsonFox]

Danny you are not good! Change your Alignment. YOu are Chaotic Neutral!

[Danny]

I misunderstood the original alignment. I thought it was dancing ability :(

[CrimsonFox]

It's a blood mace? :(

If you got it from torturing a fairy it is. :( Or do you give her massages and buy her a meal. Caussse if you do that, then I think you're in the clear.

[CrimsonFox]

I misunderstood the original alignment. I thought it was dancing ability :(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Poli]

SHOW ME THE MONEY

[Danny]

i will say this, If I had about 600 gold right now I would be unstoppable going forward. Oh well!

[hoopsguy]

If you got it from torturing a fairy it is. :( Or do you give her massages and buy her a meal. Caussse if you do that, then I think you're in the clear.

Well, if it makes you feel better I didn't take it from the fairy but the cleric who was holding her.

And what Jackal and I are doing to the fairy isn't something that your sensitive little ears would want to hear.

[Chief Rum]

A damn good one :) Willing to trade for something that would improve my armor, provide a ton of gold (value of weapon is 1500), a collection of miscellaneous items, or go above the Longsword +3 I got from CrimsonFox.

Any reason you can't tell me? I am looking for a +3 Mace. I can't normally use Maces, but I can use magical ones, I think. I have a Recipe Scroll which requires a =3 Mace. I'm not really interested in any other maces.

[CrimsonFox]

i will say this, If I had about 600 gold right now I would be unstoppable going forward. Oh well!

It will cost you 600 gp to cut your brakes?

[Chief Rum]

+3 Mace

[Poli]

Is Money on my mind or is it the other way around?

[Julio Riddols]

I think we might as well head down a level even though I'm not sure I'll survive for long. Right now we seem to be getting so far behind in XP that it doesn't matter whether we survive or not, we are very unlikely to win

Agreed, lets roll the dice and go balls to the wall. Deeper into the dungeon!!

[CrimsonFox]

PB are you really not allowed to sssay anything? bang your head oncce for Yesss and Twice for no

[CrimsonFox]

Agreed, lets roll the dice and go balls to the wall. Deeper into the dungeon!!



Hoooraah! Go for it guysss it'sss fun! Sssso where you goin? You aren't talking about heading to 3rd level are you? 4th right? black brickss?

[Poli]

#conspiracy

[PurdueBrad]

Black Market
JAG gives PB scrolls of enchant weapon and enchant armor
PB gives JAG 3 healing potions

U.S.E. S.C.R.O.L.L.S. O.N. C.U.R.S.E.D. I.T.E.M.S. B.E.F.O.R.E. W.E. M.O.V.E. T.H.E.Y. A.D.D. +.1. T.O. E.A.C.H. S.O. T.W.O. +5. I.T.E.M.S. F.O.R. Y.O.U.

Black Market
PB accepts scrolls of enchant weapon, armor
PB gives JAG 3 healing potions

[Thomkal]

Hey Thom, we were both right! THere's ssstuff up here and I can't ussse any of it. :)

I talk to the treeeeeees...

Well that's no fun CF! (catching up so you may have already posted this). What's up there?

[Thomkal]

Sssso seriously, doessss anyone have any issue or need with a Huorn? (That tree creature I killed). Need bitsss of it or need to kisss one or ssomething? Abe wasss very adamant that I sssay its name in the thread. Jussst wondered if it meant anything to anybody/anyone needed the info.

I don't think the recipe I have calls for any Huorn part sorry.

[PurdueBrad]

PB are you really not allowed to sssay anything? bang your head oncce for Yesss and Twice for no

:banghead:

[CrimsonFox]

:banghead:

oh man.... thanksss for the anssswer. Everyone assssk PB yesss/no questionsss ssso he can communicate.

Or elssse he could ussse morse code.
headbang = dot. funky chicken = dash.

[Thomkal]

Well I Investigated the Javelin I found in the chest and its...a Javelin of Lightning! Of course I can't use it now or anything, just waiting for that +3 bow....

[CrimsonFox]

Well that's no fun CF! (catching up so you may have already posted this). What's up there?

nothing identified.
Robesss, potion, gold, a manriki-gusari, ssscroll of djinni sssummoning...
(I wonder if the dkinni hasss new itemssss or if itsss the sssame ssstuff from the previosss day)...gold piecessss
Food that I don't need...

[Poli]

PB, question 1, why did the chicken cross the road?

2, how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

3, Where is Waldo?

4, Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

5, What is the meaning to life, the universe, and everything?

6, When will I be loved?

7, Danny, overrated?

8, Pink, overrated?

9, Red or Blue?

10, True or False, You believe Abraham Lincoln was a better president than George Washington.

[Danny]

Dungeon game is a shoe in for #2, but I dont see it passing dungeon #1 in posts.

[Danny]

7, Danny, underrated?


....

[Poli]

Best I could do on short notice, CF.

[Poli]

11, Why have I still not found what I'm looking for?

[Danny]

PB, will you give me gold?

[Poli]

PB, will you give me gold?
Solid. Wish I had thought of that one.

[Poli]

12, Will we ever see another Xcrawl?

[CrimsonFox]

Why do fools fall in love? WHY do they fall in lo-ove?

[Poli]

13, Where is the best place to eat in Rockford?

[Poli]

14, What should I name my son?

[CrimsonFox]

Dungeon game is a shoe in for #2, but I dont see it passing dungeon #1 in posts.

I don't know what you're bitchin about. I'm doing my part...

[Poli]

15, Gatorade is thirst ade for what?

[Danny]

I don't know what you're bitchin about. I'm doing my part...

We both are, its some of those other players!

[CrimsonFox]

15, Gatorade is thirst ade for what?

It's what plants crave

[Poli]

16, If I was a man, and you were a lady...would you marry me anyway?

[Poli]

17, would you have my baby?

[Danny]

Pitiful

Darth Vilus 117
Zinto 115
bhlloy 114
Julio Riddols 103
Ragone 99
dubb93 86
Poli 60
Simbo Klice 53
mauboy1 30
mckerney 26
KWhit 23

[Danny]

even ntn has outposted all of them

[CrimsonFox]

We both are, its some of those other players!


I jussst wish more people would be trading. I think the whole party thing ssspoiled that. I've been happy to get itemsss to people without even jacking up pricccesss. I sssseem to be the only one.

[Poli]

18, At the Mississippi State spring game on Saturday should I

a) Wear UT orange

b) Wear MSU gear

c) Wear my UT orange shirt that says "STATE" on it

?

[Danny]

And Autumn dying cost us 500+ posts.

If I ever had extra stuff I would too.

[Poli]

I claim two exemptions:

Mrs. Poli's grandparents recently passed. I've been away.

Well, three:
FootballManager2012

[Poli]

19, Who is to blame for Autumn's death?

[CrimsonFox]

17, would you have my baby?

have it? ssso you are asssking him to name it then you jussst hand it over? That sssoundsss easy.

(Jussst don't name it after yourself)

[Poli]

I was thinking Poli Rules Polston

[Poli]

Peyton Manning Polston

[Poli]

Troy Aikman Polston

[Poli]

Joe Montana Polston

[Poli]

Elvis Grbac Polston

[JAG]

C.F., I. W.O.U.L.D. B.E. I.N.T.E.R.E.S.T.E.D. I.N. Y.O.U.R. S.C.R.O.L.L. H.O.W. M.U.C.H. G.O.L.D. F.O.R. I.T.? A.L.S.O. P.O.T.E.N.T.I.A.L.L.Y. Y.O.U.R. R.O.B.E. A.F.T.E.R. I.D.'E.D.

[Poli]

Babe Laufenburg Polston

[Poli]

Steamboat Dragon Polston

[CrimsonFox]

do you know how the ssscroll worksss?

[Poli]

PB, bang your head if you like any of those.

[Poli]

Ozzie Smith Polston

[Poli]

Whitey Herzog Polston

[Poli]

John Tudor Polston

[JAG]

I.T. T.A.K.E.S. A.N. A.C.T.I.O.N. A.N.D. G.I.V.E.S. Y.O.U. A. D.J.I.N.N. S.A.L.E. F.O.R. J.U.S.T. Y.O.U.

[CrimsonFox]

new items? old items? thingsss from the previousss sssale? different onesss? I actually could REALLY ussse this. As My afternoon actionssss seeem to be preciousss commoditiessss. I don't like usssing them up.

[KWhit]

Why the hell are you guys spamming the thread?

It makes it basically impossible to follow - especially for those of us who can only check in during the day from our phones.

[Poli]

Duh, to annoy you.

[Poli]

I forgot what number I'm on, PB, does it take two to make thing go right?

[hoopsguy]

Any reason you can't tell me? I am looking for a +3 Mace. I can't normally use Maces, but I can use magical ones, I think. I have a Recipe Scroll which requires a =3 Mace. I'm not really interested in any other maces.

Has +3 bonus, but isn't a standard +3 mace so not sure if that would apply for you or not.

[Zinto]

I think we might as well head down a level even though I'm not sure I'll survive for long. Right now we seem to be getting so far behind in XP that it doesn't matter whether we survive or not, we are very unlikely to win


I am not as ready to do this as you guys. More than likely we will not survive our first encounter on the next level. I would like to go through a couple more rooms on this level and see how much stronger some of the other monsters are.

[ntndeacon]

even ntn has outposted all of them

see We are not the quiet man anymore!!
Us Kensai speak volumes even when we do not speak.

[ntndeacon]

Steamboat Willie Polston

you just like the Mouse!!

[CrimsonFox]

see We are not the quiet man anymore!!
Us Kensai speak volumes even when we do not speak.


Good to sssssee that! :) LIke seeing ntn wordsss of wisssdom
(and RP too !)

[CrimsonFox]

Has +3 bonus, but isn't a standard +3 mace so not sure if that would apply for you or not.

*ssssigh* you couldn't have got that 2 daysss ago...That ISSS what I'm looking for.
what'sss the exxxtra thing. Banish evil? ;)

[Autumn]

19, Who is to blame for Autumn's death?

I shouted out, "Who killed Autumn?"
When after all, it was you and me.

[Autumn]

And Autumn dying cost us 500+ posts.

If I ever had extra stuff I would too.

The difference is, mine would have been on topic!

I demand an asterisk on Danny's post count.

[CrimsonFox]

Let me pleassse introducce myself I'm a lizzzard of piety and faith.

[Danny]

Why the hell are you guys spamming the thread?

It makes it basically impossible to follow - especially for those of us who can only check in during the day from our phones.

Nothing beyond possibly a trade or two happens in this time frame so just skip over all the posts until afternoon actions start to be posted. This isnt one of those games where you need to read everything.

[ntndeacon]

I shouted out, "Who killed Autumn?"
When after all, it was you and me.

only if you is them ghouls.

[Poli]

Speak for yourself...or for PB, if you so desire.

[Abe Sargent]

Black Market
PB accepts scrolls of enchant weapon, armor
PB gives JAG 3 healing potions

Done

[Danny]

Had a chance to get lightning bolt, but not enough gold :(

[Poli]

Ball lightning is so much better.

[Danny]

No idea what that is

[Danny]

Here is my current inventory besides a couple potions.

+1 Gladius

lol

[Poli]

http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAG_M10/BallLightning.jpg

[CrimsonFox]

Danny issss your theme sssong "Hit Me Baby One More Time"?

[Julio Riddols]

I am not as ready to do this as you guys. More than likely we will not survive our first encounter on the next level. I would like to go through a couple more rooms on this level and see how much stronger some of the other monsters are.

Whatever you think is best is fine with me. The weight of our collective fates rests on your shoulders.

My opinion from here on out will be no guts, no glory, however. I'm ready to roll the dice at every opportunity.

[Danny]

Danny issss your theme sssong "Hit Me Baby One More Time"?

Thats one of them

[Thomkal]

nothing identified.
Robesss, potion, gold, a manriki-gusari, ssscroll of djinni sssummoning...
(I wonder if the dkinni hasss new itemssss or if itsss the sssame ssstuff from the previosss day)...gold piecessss
Food that I don't need...

Well the Robes could be useful-won't know till you Investigate/ID it. Potion too, gold is always useful, you can use that gold when you summon the djinni :)

[Danny]

Today may be the day I die

[CrimsonFox]

Thats one of them

Sssso you're at what? +3/1d6+1?
Yeah that'ss kinda tough when you're ssstuck in robesss. Why didn't you buy anyof the leather armorsss when you were with hoops?

[Danny]

I have armor spell which makes it so its like I am wearing chain mail. I havent had money for anything so far. The money I have had has gone for healing and spells as I still to this date have not had a single spell drop for me

[Poli]

Today may be the day I die

Did you kill my father?

[CrimsonFox]

Well the Robes could be useful-won't know till you Investigate/ID it. Potion too, gold is always useful, you can use that gold when you summon the djinni :)

how good isss invessstigate? Can you really sssimply identify thingsss by playing around with them? I know sscrolls can't be IDed but how sssuccesssful have you been with that?

[CrimsonFox]

Today may be the day I die

You're a Flatliner classss?

[Thomkal]

how good isss invessstigate? Can you really sssimply identify thingsss by playing around with them? I know sscrolls can't be IDed but how sssuccesssful have you been with that?

I've successfully investigated at least two things, failed on a potion (that turned out to be sustenance). I just Investigated the Javelin of Lightning.

[Zinto]

Whatever you think is best is fine with me. The weight of our collective fates rests on your shoulders.

My opinion from here on out will be no guts, no glory, however. I'm ready to roll the dice at every opportunity.


Well then let us go to the next level and see what fate befalls us!

[The Jackal]

Well, I'm not sure they are since I'm not seeing your discoveries :)

But I am hoping/expecting you would let me know if you ran across something that would allow me to more efficiently keep us alive.

Certainly I would. I haven't really found much recently, just that armor, this ring, that wand of wonder, and a efreeti scroll. I was going to tell you about the ring first but I had to check and remind myself that Paladins don't use divine magic, even though it sounds like they could.

[CrimsonFox]

Well then let us go to the next level and see what fate befalls us!


you guysss should absssolutely be on 3rd level if you aren't already. YOu have a dedicated healer in the party.

[CrimsonFox]

Certainly I would. I haven't really found much recently, just that armor, this ring, that wand of wonder, and a efreeti scroll. I was going to tell you about the ring first but I had to check and remind myself that Paladins don't use divine magic, even though it sounds like they could.

helloo...divine magic usssser here...

[The Jackal]

helloo...divine magic usssser here...

I asked if anyone wanted it! I don't know how many first level spells you have already, so I don't know how useful it is to you, but I did advertise it. If no one wants it I'll just sell it.

[Danny]

I need level 3 spells :(. I have fill of level 1 and 2's

[CrimsonFox]

I asked if anyone wanted it! I don't know how many first level spells you have already, so I don't know how useful it is to you, but I did advertise it. If no one wants it I'll just sell it.


sssorry missed that. What is it exxxactly?

[bhlloy]

you guysss should absssolutely be on 3rd level if you aren't already. YOu have a dedicated healer in the party.

We have been on 3 for a while, headin to 4 now. Wish us luck

[CrimsonFox]

We have been on 3 for a while, headin to 4 now. Wish us luck


but I don't have that ssspell! :) Ssso inssstead I'll give you my blesssings and wisssh you awesssomenessss. I'm going there mysssself in a couple dayssss.

Should be fun. Party time!

[CrimsonFox]

I asked if anyone wanted it! I don't know how many first level spells you have already, so I don't know how useful it is to you, but I did advertise it. If no one wants it I'll just sell it.


Ah found it! Sure I'm interested in that. What's the value?

[Poli]

Who let the dogs out?

[Julio Riddols]

Well then let us go to the next level and see what fate befalls us!

I like it! Lets carve this turkey!

[hoopsguy]

Who let the dogs out?

Hoops. Hoops. Hoops.

[Ragone]

So i take it we are moving down a level chief?

[CrimsonFox]

:banana::banana::lol:Hoops. Hoops. Hoops.

[ntndeacon]

I think we ar emovin on up to level 4

[Abe Sargent]

Got a phone interview for tomorrow morning with UNC at Green. Yay!


But, its for 10:30 am, so some adjustments t schedule are needed.

[ntndeacon]

good Luck Abe!

[CrimsonFox]

Got a phone interview for tomorrow morning with UNC at Green. Yay!


But, its for 10:30 am, so some adjustments t schedule are needed.

Tell them they can be in the nexxxt dungeon if they give you the job! :D

Congrats!

(What kinda job isss it?)

[The Jackal]

Ah found it! Sure I'm interested in that. What's the value?

500

[JAG]

Got a phone interview for tomorrow morning with UNC at Green. Yay!


But, its for 10:30 am, so some adjustments t schedule are needed.

G.O.O.D. L.U.C.K.

[The Jackal]

Knock 'em dead, Abe, may the power of the ghouls be with you

[hoopsguy]

Did Abe say that actions would be processed at different times today? Thought he did, but can't find the post ... thanks, Danny.

[Danny]

He did, but he said that last night so dont blame me!

[The Jackal]

Moved deadline back to 5, I believe. Meetings and such.

[Abe Sargent]

Tell them they can be in the nexxxt dungeon if they give you the job! :D

Congrats!

(What kinda job isss it?)



Assistant Director of Residence Life

[Abe Sargent]

I got back early, so let's process this thang!

[CrimsonFox]

It's hard out here for an Abe.

[hoopsguy]

Another fun question we could have asked the other night - "Pixie's Power Rankings". Let Abe provide what he thought were the relative strength of the characters in the dungeon, based on whatever metrics he wanted to apply. Think that would have potentially been fun for us.

[The Jackal]

Aw, can we ask that question retroactively. Reminds me of Heroes of Might and Magic.

[The Jackal]

AND WHY DO I, THE DRUNKEN HARP, NOT GET TO BE IN ROOMS WITH HARPS

[The Jackal]

So that I might steal them and serenade all of you forever

[The Jackal]

Lull ghouls to sleep with beautiful music, then smash their brains to bits with the harp

[Thomkal]

Good luck Abe!

[Abe Sargent]

Someone is fighting this!!!

http://images.wikia.com/forgottenrealms/images/6/65/Treant_-_Lars_Grant-West.jpg


A Treant!

[ntndeacon]

hopefully for whomever fights it, it will soon be a Tree Ain't

[CrimsonFox]

I know how to kill those! The ssssecret issss to hit them!

[ntndeacon]

burnses them!

[bhlloy]

I assume we are going to save the town then guys? As we are a mostly good party and all

[Abe Sargent]

hoopsguy and The Jackal are no longer in the same party!!!

[Abe Sargent]

We hear a shrieking sounds of the undead! An attack is underway. Stay tuned for results!!!!!

[CrimsonFox]

hoopsguy and The Jackal are no longer in the same party!!!


Goo! Time to nut up or shut up! Fight like REAL adventurers!

[CrimsonFox]

I assume we are going to save the town then guys? As we are a mostly good party and all


They need sssaving AGAIN?!?!? Sheesh...dubb already ssaved them and they are in trouble again.

[Chief Rum]

hoopsguy and The Jackal are no longer in the same party!!!

My money is on hoops being the one who ran.

[hoopsguy]

hoopsguy and The Jackal are no longer in the same party!!!

Well this seems like a dramatic turn of events.

[CrimsonFox]

2 minutessss and no Danny post retaliation and mocking. I AM disssappointed.

[Abe Sargent]

The sprites attune you to what is happening on the third level

Thomkal has entered a room with the four ghouls! They shriek and move in to attack him

(You may not run from battle with other players)

Does he have an item that will save him? Nope.

Facing four p[powerful enemies, and desperate, he uses his javelin of lightning before they arrive. he targets Autumn with it. It deals 5d10 damage, can Autumn survive?

he rolsl a 4 and a 8 - 12 so far

9 and 3 - 24 so far...

and a 7!

31 damage. Autumn has died!!!!

Thomkal slew a player ghoul!

[Abe Sargent]

Now what will happen?

[CrimsonFox]

Way to go Thomkal! Way to sssslay evil!

[Chief Rum]

I would guess the other ghouls will attack Thomkal.

[CrimsonFox]

And I am sssorry about what isss probably about to happen.

[Autumn]

I can't buy luck.

[Autumn]

Why'd he target me! What'd I ever do to him?

Besides track him down and try to eat him.

[Chief Rum]

Interesting, BTW, that the ghouls are now on Level 3.

[Autumn]

Luckily he didn't incinerate my undead skull, so it can still talk.

[JAG]

We hear a shrieking sounds of the undead! An attack is underway. Stay tuned for results!!!!!

T.H.I.R.D. T.H.U.R.S.D.A.Y. I.N. A. R.O.W. F.O.R. A. G.H.O.U.L. A.T.T.A.C.K.

[Julio Riddols]

DOUBLE GHOUL!

[Chief Rum]

Luckily he didn't incinerate my undead skull, so it can still talk.

Lucky for you maybe. :D

[CrimsonFox]

Luckily he didn't incinerate my undead skull, so it can still talk.

I put it on my mantlepieccce to tell jokesss and welcome the parishionerssss.

[ntndeacon]

very interesting stat JAG

[JAG]

Why'd he target me! What'd I ever do to him?

Besides track him down and try to eat him.

H.A.H.A.H.A.H.A.

[Autumn]

Lucky for you maybe. :D

Hey, look at Danny if you want to talk about annoying posters.

[Chief Rum]

Hey, look at Danny if you want to talk about annoying posters.

Oh, I didn't say you were leading the way. ;)

[Julio Riddols]

I dunno, I always thought motivational posters were pretty annoying.

[Chief Rum]

So i take it we are moving down a level chief?

Down...up...it gets confusing depending on your perspective.

We are moving to Level Four, the more difficult level.