Fictional CAPs

[yamabushi]

Because Im stuck at work on the friday after Thanksgiving with nobody here and nothing to do....
I started with Marvel comics 'cause thats what I grew up reading. But by all means add whatever you like.

Of course a few weights and heights need to be adjusted to the APF maximums, but no biggie...

Gold:
Captain America – ILB - 6’2” 240 – Leadership Bonus, Clutch, Warp-up Tackler
Dr Doom – QB – 6’2” 225 – Leadership Bonus, Signal Stealer, Deception
Spider-man – WR – 5’10” 165 – Hops, Soft Hands, Acrobatic Catches

Silver:
Juggernaut – DT – 6’10” 900 – Club, Strength Bonus
Venom – SS - 6’2” 220 – Warp-up Tackler, Footsteps
Sabertooth – OLB – 6’6” 275 – Sack Master, Big Hit
Colossus – DE – 7’5” 500 – Pass Rush, Strength Bonus
Professor X – QB – 6’ 190 – Signal Stealer, Pocket Presence
Hulk – Guard – 7’ 1040 – Bulldozer, Strength Bonus
Quicksilver – RB – 6’ 175 – Speedburner, Return Specialist
Wolverine – SS -5’3” 195 – Footsteps, Durability
Black Panther – CB – 6’ 185 – Coverage Bonus, Return Specialist
Rhino – RB – 6’5” 710 – Battering Ram, Strength Bonus
Silver Surfer – FS – 6’4” 225 – Ball Hawk, Speed Burner
Thor – QB – 6’6” 440 – Rocket Arm, Laser Arm
The Thing – DE – 6’ 500– Rip, Pass Rush Bonus


Bronze:
Daredevil – WR – 6’ 200 – Acrobatic Catches
Puck – RB – 3’6” 225 – Battering Ram
Cobra – CB – 5’10” 160 – Coverage Bonus
Cyclops – QB – 6’3” 175 – Laser Arm
The Blob – Center – 5’10” 510 – Brickwall
Batroc the Leaper – K – 6’ 225 – Kicking Power
Punisher – SS - 6’1” 200 – Big Hit

[RogueHominid]

Peter Pan, Gold HB, 4'2", 55lbs: Quick Feet, Speed Burner, Break Away Burst.

[yamabushi]

Darth Vader; Gold, QB, 6'6" - 220, Signal Stealer, Cadence, Pocket Presence.

[RogueHominid]

Your mom: work horse, stamina bonus, soft hands.

Insomnia + boredom=post like these

[yamabushi]

Your dad: Ball Hawk, Sack master.

[RogueHominid]

Haha! Touche .

[yamabushi]

ah... jocularity.

[RogueHominid]

I love that on this site the level of discourse can move from your mom jokes to apropos usage of "jocularity"--that's what separates OS from the rest.

And I'll concede the victory on this one; yours was more inventive, mine more cliche. I'm still a sucker for your mom jokes, though, even at 30.