Baseball, Eh?: AC's Blue Jays Video Dynasty, Season 2

[Totte]

True about the M's and Franklin. Play a month or so and see where stats and injuries lead you. Escobar must be a nice guy to have in your lineup either way since he won the batting title last year

[AC]

I've moved him and Hill to the end of the lineup due to their piss poor playoffs.

Does anyone really care where I sent this from?

[AC]

Rogers Announces Budget Cuts Due To Lawsuit
Lawsuit Rages On, Rogers III Mysteriously Absent


Canadian Press
TORONTO- Rogers Communications (ROG‎ - Rogers Corporation (NYSE)‎ 24.85 -‎18.75 (0.57%‎)) has announced budget cuts across the board. Being sued by Ted Rogers III, who curiously hasn't attended any trials in two weeks, for control of Rogers, has cost them an estimated $645M in legal fees. The corporation announced 24% rollbacks on employee salaries, 17% increases in service fees, a $10M cut to the Toronto Raptors' budget, a $25M cut to Toronto FC's budget, and a minimum $10M cut to the Toronto Blue Jays' budget.

[AC]

Toronto Experiencing Mysterious Wreckages
Places Around Toronto Being Destroyed Overnight


The city of Toronto has been struck by a set of mysterious vandalisms. Starting at Yonge and Finch, they have slowly worked their way downtown. First, Finch subway station was wrecked. Next, they attacked Fairview Mall, one of the biggest shopping centers in Canada. After that, the vandals destroyed a baseball field & high school near the Leaside area. They would then proceed to destroy Davisville Park, a private school, Bloor station (the most important station in Toronto), University of Toronto, and the Eaton Centre. The vandals did this overnight, so no one knows how they were able to wreck so much, and no one has seen them.

The Toronto Police have been working diligently to find the suspects. They are also believed to have kidnapped Alex Anthopolous of the Toronto Blue Jays, and Ted Rogers III.

[AC]

The mystery man decided it was time to make a little home video. He set up a camera on a tripod, put on a mask/voice modifier, and tied up Ted to a chair in front of the camera, while putting a ski mask on him.

Quote: Originally Posted by ???

Hello, Toronto. Wondering where your precious Rogers executive is? Why, he's right here! All I demand is access to your power grid, plain and simple. Would you like to see your precious exec? Well, here he is!

He pulled the ski mask off of Ted, to reveal a heavily battered face.

Quote: Originally Posted by ???

If you think this is bad, wait until you see what else we have planned. We're coming for you, all of you. You have 72 hours. Go.

Spoiler

Studies have shown that if you read ???'s dialogue in Bane from The Dark Night Rises' voice, it's 123.86% more entertaining.

Then, he clicked the "Upload to Youtube" button.

Quote: Originally Posted by Youtube.com

172 HOURS REMAINING

Quote: Originally Posted by ???

GOD DAMNIT!

[AC]

OK, my capture card is all set up! Game 1, coming up!

[jct32]

Quote: Originally Posted by ACMilan99

OK, my capture card is all set up! Game 1, coming up!

Finally!! Sorry, silent reader for awhile.

[AC]

Quote: Originally Posted by jct32

Finally!! Sorry, silent reader for awhile.

Thanks for following! I'm still editing it... New to this haha. It SHOULD be up tonight, provided Pinnacle and Youtube decide to have mercy on me tonight.