So you're probably wondering who I am. Realistically, you probably aren't. But you are probably wondering if I have anything interesting to say about any sports video games. Maybe I do, maybe I don't, and what's it to you?

Well, that’s a bad start. Let's reset. Break.

Hey, my name's Joe. I like sports and video games and I’m assuming you do too. I wish you were a chick because we'd already be off to a great start. Wanna get a beer and watch the game? Perfect.
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