As texas' Off.C, Davis is simply mistified with the game now that Vine Young has graduated. This would explain the lack of any offensive cohesivenes. Major Applewhite, known prior to his coaching career as part of the genetic experiment known as "The Major Chrissy Applesims", is the only known form of intelligent life on ever to come from the offensive side of the texas football program. He was unavailable to play the game as he was last seen crouching, in a fetal position, muttering over and over "damnit, they have a secondary this year...stupid stupid okie...the have a secondary AND a healthy d-line...oh dear...maybe greg will run with charles or do something other than play the short field game...dangit...stupid oklahoma...stupid stoops...". Aside from all that, it looks like folks playing with texas might have problems cheesing with the two frosh qb's. At least I hope so, having constant trouble trying to find someone on xbox live to play madden w/out the ever present onside kicks/20yd drop backs/no huddle all the time gets old. I really don't want that to screw up NCAA on xbox live.
(sarcasm disclaimer: I actually have no idea as to who's behind the controller for Texas on the xbox360. Greg Davis, the Texas Off.C, and the Texas coaching staff in general have been under pressure in the past due to horrific offensive showings in the OU texas game. Obviously, last year -which I officially refuse to acknowledge and not just for the texas game but for the first 3/4 of the season - was a different story.)