Hot Rap Lyrics Thread

[Cyros]

Quote: Originally Posted by The GIGGAS

You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (run) At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) Happy Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... You see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I'd like to roll with the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics You know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect them My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L I got a business doing websites (websites) When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a homepage for my dog, yo I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and glee club And even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so White and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy

You whack bro.

GIGGAS get that spam outta here.

[eDotd]

Lol @ GIGGAS

Quote: Originally Posted by Lupe

She fine and she flyin, I feel I'm flying by 'em 'cause my mind's on cloud nine and I'm a mime at the same time/ Pimps see the wings on the underground king/ Who's also Klingon, To infinity and beyond, something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon/ Or lion in the desert, I'm flying on Pegasus you're flying on the pheasant. Writer of the white powder, picker of the fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon on Chappelle's skit, Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, don’t snort the white horse, but toot my own horn.

[Kanobi]

"I'll kidnap the President's wife without a plan"

"My thoughts react like Stephen Speilberg's"

- Nas


"You'll hit the ground burnin' and wake up frostbit"

- Rakim

[pennstlbu]

I like the deep, insightful lyrics, but I find raunchy, sexual lyrics to be hilarious.

"As far as ****ing goes, I hit more *****es than Ike Turner."-Philly's Most Wanted

"And I never eat ***** cuz I'm too stubborn in my ways. C'Mon."-Ma$e

"If you packing the double D, let everyone S double E. Angelina Jolie, let me see those beautiful babies I'm all about the tedos. Miss Jackson's packin' 'em, holy Toledo. Missed the flash, because I don't have Tivo."-Tech N9ne

"Life is so grand, when you got your fans blasting off their shirts, flashing their Lindsay Lohans."-Tech N9ne

[The 24th Letter]

some of my favorites

"They even heard about the crib you bought you mom out in Florida the 5th corridor,

call the coroner!!

Theres gonna be a whole lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burgaler alarm starts ringin'" -Notorious B.I.G

"Dead in the middle of little italy, little did we know that we riddled some middle man who didnt do diddily" -Big Pun

"While you ****** is babblin', my lyrics are travelin', like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen" -Canibus

"I know how to get my pairs off me, make em' cry and die from high blood pressure cause tears are salty" -Jadakiss

[jmood88]

Quote: Originally Posted by Phonte

Money doesn't change you, it just makes you more of what you already are

Quote: Originally Posted by Phonte

I just heard your 12 inch, how you gon let your instrumental out-rhyme you?

Quote: Originally Posted by Supastition

If you got a issue with me then speak it cause if you can't tell it to my face it's not a problem it's a secret

And the one's in my sig. I'll probably have more later.

[ex carrabba fan]

Damn, I like that money line from Phonte.