I LOVE YOU ESPN FOOTBALL!!!

[ZoneBlitz]

I'm sure he's just playing around. I doubt he is serious. Relax guys...it's just a joke.

[godsbad]

This is the best thread I have ever read...

[MACK1O]

Quote:

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Eyedidconfest said:
Here's my Hip hop version of Loving ESPN FOOTBALL

Song: Me So Excited

<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
What'll we get for fifty dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!
Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!
Ooohh!
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Ahh! Me so Excited!
Me love you long time!
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Sittin' at home with my Xbox and PS2
So I got the Yellow book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, is this EB, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at the mall, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what they had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited
Chorus
Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Girls always ask me why I play so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your controllers busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ESPN FOOTBALL?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited
Chorus
Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you Madden and Fever
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I play all them online and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited.
Chorus
Breakdown(4x):
<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Chorus
Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's true, you were NFL2K until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your VC that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put more gameplay on ESPN FOOTBALL, and add-ons too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited
Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Play ah play ah. Me play ah play ah.
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>

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That was classic

[MuffinMcFluffin]

That's it, I'm going on poem sites to see if he got that from somewhere, because that's pretty good!

[FISH]

There goes 60 seconds of my life I will never get back!

[playerX]

Quote:

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Eyedidconfest said:


Love me tender, love me sweet
Never let me go
You have made my life complete
And I love you so
*Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfill
For my darlin' I love you
And I always will
Love me tender, love me long
Take me to your heart
For it's there that I belong
And we'll never part
(Repeat *)
Love me tender, love me dear
Tell me you are mine
I'll be yours through all the years
Till the the end of time

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[Klue516]

Quote:

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Eyedidconfest said:
Here's my Hip hop version of Loving ESPN FOOTBALL

Song: Me So Excited

<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
What'll we get for fifty dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!
Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!
Ooohh!
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Ahh! Me so Excited!
Me love you long time!
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
Sittin' at home with my Xbox and PS2
So I got the Yellow book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, is this EB, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at the mall, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what they had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited
Chorus
Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Girls always ask me why I play so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your controllers busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ESPN FOOTBALL?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited
Chorus
Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you Madden and Fever
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I play all them online and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited.
Chorus
Breakdown(4x):
<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Chorus
Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
It's true, you were NFL2K until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your VC that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put more gameplay on ESPN FOOTBALL, and add-ons too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is ESPN FOOTBALL, 'cause me so Excited
Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
<sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Play ah play ah. Me play ah play ah.
</sample from Full Metal Jacket>

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Right .....

[AnswerIVdmxlow]

Dude that is just sad. I never post on here but this thread made me. that's how pathetic you are.