Re: The worst pick up players.
Hey, this thread's still going? Nice. Ok, here's a couple more:
- the reacharound spinner
That guy who'll always do his ******* spin move where he'll blatantly shove you off-balance with his off-ball hand. When you call him on his bull***, he'll roll his eyes and say "Yeah, whatever, man."
- master exploder
He'll be almost nonexistant for the whole game, then all of a sudden, the tiniest thing like a false call sets him off and he goes into full rage mode. Veins pulsating and on the verge of crying, you're afraid he'll sock you if you get too close.
- the back to the basket shooter
He's no baller, but he's tall. So to get him involved on offense, you feed him the ball in the post every once in a while. And every. single. f'in. time, he goes straight up and tries to turn around while in the air. Gets blocked every time.
- the fake wall
He's so unbelievably bad at setting screens that not only would it have been easier to get past your man without that screen, but no - he'll even manage to slide in your path sometimes. He'll also always pop when he should have rolled and vice versa.
- the law
Whenever there's the slightest bit of ambiguity on who tipped it out of bounds, this guy either yells "our ball" or just inbounds it straight away like it's not even up for debate.
- the Benjamin Button
He's past 40, always complaining about his age, but is easily the best guy on the court. He plays like you did when you were about 25. And now, ten years later, with your knees, ankles and shoulders already running on fumes after 20 minutes of action, you have to watch that guy. And every time you realize how old he is, you die a little inside.
EDIT: Also, he's a really stand-up dude. A real teamplayer. Just an all-around great guy. He'll pat you on the back when you do something stupid, he'll get you back up when you fall down. F*** that guy, I hate him!
Hey, this thread's still going? Nice. Ok, here's a couple more:
- the reacharound spinner
That guy who'll always do his ******* spin move where he'll blatantly shove you off-balance with his off-ball hand. When you call him on his bull***, he'll roll his eyes and say "Yeah, whatever, man."
- master exploder
He'll be almost nonexistant for the whole game, then all of a sudden, the tiniest thing like a false call sets him off and he goes into full rage mode. Veins pulsating and on the verge of crying, you're afraid he'll sock you if you get too close.
- the back to the basket shooter
He's no baller, but he's tall. So to get him involved on offense, you feed him the ball in the post every once in a while. And every. single. f'in. time, he goes straight up and tries to turn around while in the air. Gets blocked every time.
- the fake wall
He's so unbelievably bad at setting screens that not only would it have been easier to get past your man without that screen, but no - he'll even manage to slide in your path sometimes. He'll also always pop when he should have rolled and vice versa.
- the law
Whenever there's the slightest bit of ambiguity on who tipped it out of bounds, this guy either yells "our ball" or just inbounds it straight away like it's not even up for debate.
- the Benjamin Button
He's past 40, always complaining about his age, but is easily the best guy on the court. He plays like you did when you were about 25. And now, ten years later, with your knees, ankles and shoulders already running on fumes after 20 minutes of action, you have to watch that guy. And every time you realize how old he is, you die a little inside.
EDIT: Also, he's a really stand-up dude. A real teamplayer. Just an all-around great guy. He'll pat you on the back when you do something stupid, he'll get you back up when you fall down. F*** that guy, I hate him!
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