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  • wwharton
    *ll St*r
    • Aug 2002
    • 26949

    #1006
    Re: The worst pick up players.

    Originally posted by elprez98
    I had been going out to play with a couple of guys (actually a couple of guys on OS) on Saturdays for a couple of years. This was in my mid-30s after a few years of not touching a basketball outside of 2k. I was decent enough.

    Now as I'm knocking on 40, I see my greatest asset (quickness) leaving me exposed on both ends.

    Is it too late to develop a jump shot? Lol
    A "shot"? No.

    A "jump shot"? Most definitely yes.

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    • NDAlum
      ND
      • Jun 2010
      • 11453

      #1007
      Re: The worst pick up players.

      I think what makes pick up players so bad is how easy it is to play the sport. Anybody can pick up a ball and make a 3.

      You don't have to be athletic to make a 3 point shot and play some pick up ball.
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      • jeremym480
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        • Oct 2008
        • 18198

        #1008
        Re: The worst pick up players.

        The guy who isn't a good shooter, isn't a good ball handler, is taller than most, but the only thing he does on offense is stand at the top of the key every time down court.

        Go stand around the goal and maybe you'll get a easy layup every now and then. At least cut to the basket or move around the key. Don't just stand there. ****.
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        • lilteapot
          MVP
          • Aug 2013
          • 4550

          #1009
          Re: The worst pick up players.

          Worst pickup player goes to Halle Berry:



          Holy ****, what a terrible movie

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          • tarek
            Pro
            • Sep 2009
            • 840

            #1010
            Re: The worst pick up players.

            One of the annoying fools I remember playing with are:

            Mr Trick Shot - Every layup or shot is a michael jordan/allen iverson style trick shot. My biggest gripe is when he finally hits one crazy trick shot (after numerous woeful attempts) everyone on his team (and even not on his team!) will 'oooh' and 'aaah'. All this does is encourage him.

            The hacker - The guy who thinks he has ninja like hand speed and reflexes and tries to strip the ball at every opportunity, you dribble he tries to poke, you put two hands on the ball he takes massive swipes at the ball (up/down style to get the 'clean' strip) while hacking away at your arms.

            Dead Ball Deadeye - The guy who thinks he's Ray Allen, yet he has the worst shooting mechanics and like zero spin on the ball. Just pulls back behind his head and launches line drive 3 point bombs.

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            • NDAlum
              ND
              • Jun 2010
              • 11453

              #1011
              Re: The worst pick up players.

              Originally posted by lilteapot
              Worst pickup player goes to Halle Berry:



              Holy ****, what a terrible movie

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              • ProfessaPackMan
                Bamma
                • Mar 2008
                • 63852

                #1012
                Re: The worst pick up players.

                Time for an update:

                <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jOa6VpQgqYg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                #RespectTheCulture

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                • wwharton
                  *ll St*r
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 26949

                  #1013
                  Re: The worst pick up players.

                  Originally posted by ProfessaPackMan
                  Time for an update:

                  <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jOa6VpQgqYg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                  I don't know about this one Pack. Imaginary teammates... and fans! Talking about a 3 point line next to a pool, lol.

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                  • jfsolo
                    Live Action, please?
                    • May 2003
                    • 12965

                    #1014
                    Re: The worst pick up players.

                    The video reminds me that there is nothing worse than when someone invites a new guy to your game and he tries to change up 75% of your house rules. I'm pretty chill these days, but that makes me go into a rage.
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                    • ProfessaPackMan
                      Bamma
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 63852

                      #1015
                      Re: The worst pick up players.

                      Originally posted by jfsolo
                      The video reminds me that there is nothing worse than when someone invites a new guy to your game and he tries to change up 75% of your house rules. I'm pretty chill these days, but that makes me go into a rage.
                      It's worst when it's someone not from your area.

                      "I don't know how y'all play but where I'm from..."

                      We're not playing "where you're from" so sit down somewhere with your pointless rule proposals.
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                      • NDAlum
                        ND
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 11453

                        #1016
                        Re: The worst pick up players.

                        Ahhh man they hit me on that one. The guy who uses chest day as an excuse. It's so real though. I stopped playing after chest because I embarrassed myself.

                        I'd be wide open and just pass up my shot after the first 2-3 don't go in because they're AWFUL. Feel like I'm tossing a golf ball at the rim.
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                        • VDusen04
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 13025

                          #1017
                          Re: The worst pick up players.

                          Originally posted by jfsolo
                          The video reminds me that there is nothing worse than when someone invites a new guy to your game and he tries to change up 75% of your house rules. I'm pretty chill these days, but that makes me go into a rage.
                          Sparks fond memories of an out-of-towner once responding incredulously when he found out we don't play "grass out" as he stood with the ball between the bench and the sidewalk.

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                          • ojandpizza
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                            • Apr 2011
                            • 29806

                            #1018
                            Re: The worst pick up players.

                            Me today.. too old too many injuries. I gotta retire lol


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                            • CaseIH
                              MVP
                              • Sep 2013
                              • 3945

                              #1019
                              Re: The worst pick up players.

                              I cant play anymore due to health issues, but me and a some friends use to play in 3 on 3 tournaments, and I had a friend if we got down, he would quit trying, and give up. If we were winning, he was engaged and playing hard, but if we got down, he would mope and whine.

                              Just in pick up games, where you just played with whoever was there, the guy that was most annoying would be the guy who sucks, but shoots it or turns it over everytime he touches it, and he thinks he also always open,lol.
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                              • VDusen04
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 13025

                                #1020
                                Re: The worst pick up players.

                                I've been playing alongside the pointless trick-passer lately. Great guy, affable, but just can't resist foregoing an on-target chest pass for a one-handed, between-the-legs lookaway. Takes three times as long to execute and has a 73 percent lower success rate.

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