After Kyle Weiland gave us our first win of the season in game two of that Pittsburgh series, it was up to Milk Carton to give us our second here against Pittsburgh. Bedard versus Milky in the battle for 1st! Let's get it on!

Here's the lineups for both squads today. Keep an eye on Mr. McCutchen man, dude always kills us.

Alright Milky, time to get through this 1st inning unscathed. First batter punches out, second batter reaches on a single. In steps McCutchen who proceeds to hit a sharp liner to Bogey in right field, who decides to pull a DeLOLmon Young out there and fall over himself and let the ball get to the wall. Dickhead...McCutchen can run forever and ends up at 3rd base with an RBI triple. Jesus Milky, suck more why don't ya? You look like freakin' Liriano out there with all the missed locations so far today. He comes back though and strikes out the next two batters (yes you read that right, he struck out the side.) So its 1-0 after the top of the first and we've got our lineup coming on up.
Maxwell singles off Bedard to lead off the inning and in steps Jose Altuve. Altuve takes a low strike from Bedard, then a high strike from Bedard. 0-2 to Jose Altuve and Bedard delivers...oh look out Eric, you hung a hook to Jose. And he hits a line drive to the right fielder, Presley leaves his feet and...

Poor bastard, he just missed. And boy oh boy would he pay for his miss as Jose would trot all the way into 3rd base when it was all said and done with an RBI triple (sound familiar lol?) But the sad thing...we couldn't score Jose from 3rd base with nobody out. 1-1 game after the first inning. 2nd inning would come and go, and we'd plate a run in that inning as well, giving us a 2-1 lead.
Enter Milk Carton failure.

Yeah, that was a 2-R HR by McCutchen in his next AB after the triple. Look at that helpless look on Carton's face. I'm sure his mind is something like this, "Here we go, I've got 5 straight Ks and things are looking up for me. No worries about that leadoff single because I got great stuff and everything will be ok. Fastball down the middle 0-2? Perfect pitch to throw the best hitter on their team. Here we go...oh chit."
3-2 after Cutch trots real slow like around the bases. Too bad he won't get to swing the bat the next time he faces Milk Carton, just saying. Harrell allowed 1 more run in his 6 innings of work. He had 6Ks, 2BBs, and 10 hits allowed. Kinda lucky it wasn't more honestly, but its something to build on. But the story today was the offense. We struck for 5 runs in the 4th inning, and 4 runs in the 7th to put this one out of reach. We got HR balls from Juicin' Maxwell and A-Gon (our A-Gon at least.)


Both of their first appearances in the HR Club for this season. Final score ended up being 12-6 after Carpenter allowed 2 runs out of the pen for us in long relief.

Crazy game, but ya know what? We won that SOB so who gives a rat's you know what. Also, interesting news being reported by ESPN's Insider Buster Olney.
Hmmm...Bondo wants a comeback huh? We may have to take a look at him. If he is anything like his dominant 06/First Half of 07 form, that's a hell of a pickup for cheap.
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