This was an interesting read. This guy goes through and grades every announcing crew. Worst crew is Chris Myers/Tim Ryan.
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This was an interesting read. This guy goes through and grades every announcing crew. Worst crew is Chris Myers/Tim Ryan.
Ryan had some noteworthy nonsensical statements as well. He doesn't know when to use "well" vs. "good" ("they play good in December"). I don't know what the phrase "play opportunities" means, but Ryan uses it a lot. He will surely be getting an angry telegram from Bob Costas for the phrase "Dansby shot his gun up inside there." I would be just fine if Tim never says "Pick-six house call touchdown" again. He also believes "People don't know J.J. Watt as a household name" and "[with] social media it's easy to forget how good Arian Foster has been." To begin a sentence with, "The problem with being down 14 points ..." sets the rest of the sentence up for failure. And, perhaps my favorite: "I'll tell ya, Seattle's gotta keep 'em out of the end zone in terms of a touchdown here." No, in terms of bunnies. Seattle has to keep them out of the end zone in terms of bunnies. OF COURSE IN TERMS OF A TOUCHDOWN THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU GET INTO THE END ZONE DEAR GOD TIM RYAN. -
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Billick and Brennaman are much more awful than he rated them.Originally posted by BlueNGoldI feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.Comment
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Also, absolutely agree that this year anyone can make a run at the SB, can't wait for the playoffs.Khalabeeb - Tony Henderson
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The AFC is so wide open. Detroit losing last night I think killed there NFC playoff hopes. Even though the NFC East winner isnt powerful, I believe they can win there home playoff game.atleast..Its not DelawareComment
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Playoff Scenarios for next week:
AFC
CLINCHED:
Denver – playoff spot
Indianapolis – AFC South
Kansas City – playoff spot
DENVER BRONCOS
Denver clinches AFC West division and a first-round bye with:
1) DEN win + KC loss
Denver clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:
1) DEN win + KC loss + NE loss or tie
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
New England clinches AFC East division with:
1) NE win or tie OR
2) MIA loss or tie
New England clinches a first-round bye with:
1) NE win + CIN loss or tie + IND loss or tie OR
2) NE tie + CIN loss + IND loss
New England clinches a playoff spot with:
1) CIN loss or tie
CINCINNATI BENGALS
Cincinnati clinches AFC North division with:
1) CIN win + BAL loss or tie OR
2) CIN tie + BAL loss
Cincinnati clinches a playoff spot with:
1) CIN win + MIA loss or tie OR
2) CIN tie + MIA loss
BALTIMORE RAVENS
Baltimore clinches a playoff spot with:
1) BAL win + MIA loss + SD loss or tie
MIAMI DOLPHINS
Miami clinches a playoff spot with:
1) MIA win + BAL loss + CIN loss
NFC
CLINCHED:
Seattle – playoff spot
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
Seattle clinches NFC West division and home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:
1) SEA win or tie OR
2) SF loss or tie
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
New Orleans clinches NFC South division and a first-round bye with:
1) NO win
New Orleans clinches a playoff spot with:
1) ARI loss OR
2) NO tie + SF loss or tie OR
3) NO tie + ARI tie OR
4) SF loss + ARI tie
CAROLINA PANTHERS
Carolina clinches a playoff spot with:
1) CAR win OR
2) CAR tie + ARI loss OR
3) CAR tie + SF loss OR
4) ARI loss + SF loss
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
San Francisco clinches a playoff spot with:
1) SF win OR
2) ARI loss OR
3) SF tie + ARI tie
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
Philadelphia clinches NFC East division with:
1) PHI win + DAL loss or tie OR
2) PHI tie + DAL loss
CHICAGO BEARS
Chicago clinches NFC North division with:
1) CHI win + DET loss or tie + GB lossComment
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BTW thanks to the guy with the NFL announcing crew grading. I'll be reading that link in a bit.Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club
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I don't see them beating Carolina or San Francisco and they'd only have a shot against Arizona. Particularly if it's Dallas, they aren't going anywhere in the playoffs.Originally posted by BlueNGoldI feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.Comment
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SF worries me. Carolina and Arizona could fall. Especially given the playoff Experience with Carolina. Arizona may have a knock off shot but that is only if they sneak inatleast..Its not DelawareComment
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If you're looking for a good laugh, this guy thinks the Packers should trade Rodgers because he's injury prone, he's "a system's QB" and his reasons for suggesting this are hilarious:
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I dunno about another Brady/Manning match up in a AFC Championship game. Baltimore could easily knock either out. I will also go as far as to predict neither Denver or New England come out of the AFC. Denver's defensive and New England's defensive ( even greater liability), and that offense. Have you seen the offense? It's not pretty.
The reason I think Denver/New England are still the odds on favorite to re-match is just because of the intangibles at the QB position. Plus I don't really trust Cincinnati, Indianapolis, or KC to match up with either one. I don't see the Chiefs outscoring Denver, Colts have looked pretty bad in the 2nd half of the season, and Dalton has just been too up and down and that's not what you want to see from your QB going into the play offs.
With New England; their injuries do concern me but I think in the Playoffs Belichick just kicks it into a whole other gear and will scheme that Defense into success; and Brady will do just enough even with lack luster targets. (Hopefully guys like Dobson, Thompkins get healthy enough by then)
I'm of the opinion that Seattle is nearly unbeatable at home. The only way any team hopes to win is if Seattle starts off slow and it's scoreless halfway through the 1st quarter with no sense of momentum for either team. Otherwise, the fans are going to take over and it'll be nearly impossible to get anything done if you're the opponent.
Just see Philly running into communication, procedural issues with their style of Offense in that crowd noise, we saw what happened when New Orleans went up there and they just aren't a good team on the road. Lynch would just run all over Chicago, and Dallas' Defenses. Don't think Carolina, Arizona have the QBs that can get it done against Seattle's Defense however they do have Defenses that could be stingy.Last edited by Feared; 12-17-2013, 05:00 PM.Minnesota Vikings
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If you're looking for a good laugh, this guy thinks the Packers should trade Rodgers because he's injury prone, he's "a system's QB" and his reasons for suggesting this are hilarious:
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<iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Qqh758uYHxo" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>Khalabeeb - Tony Henderson
Stiopic - Brock
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While I do think Baltimore could knock either off, they seem to be heating up and playing their best at exactly the right time.
The reason I think Denver/New England are still the odds on favorite to re-match is just because of the intangibles at the QB position. Plus I don't really trust Cincinnati, Indianapolis, or KC to match up with either one. I don't see the Chiefs outscoring Denver, Colts have looked pretty bad in the 2nd half of the season, and Dalton has just been too up and down and that's not what you want to see from your QB going into the play offs.
With New England; their injuries do concern me but I think in the Playoffs Belichick just kicks it into a whole other gear and will scheme that Defense into success; and Brady will do just enough even with lack luster targets. (Hopefully guys like Dobson, Thompkins get healthy enough by then)
As for New England. Sick and tired of Belichick and the word defense being bunched together. When was the last time New England had a good (not even great) defense. Bend don't break doesn't count.
The offense is a mess. Offensive line is banged up, receiving options has become a bunch of munchkins who can only run crossing routes. Only hope are two rookie wideouts that have had flashes. Nothing more. Don't take that as me discrediting the impact their return could have. It's just a whole lot of what if's and maybe's.Comment
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