Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

[Psyblast]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

I loved Season 9 the most.

The Butter Shave, The Merv Griffin Show, The Slicer, The Strike, The Reverse Peephole, The Strongbox, The Frogger, The Puerto Rican Day...I really can't pick one from those, they'll are so hilarious.

[daflyboys]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Two of my favorite lines from seperate episodes:

Jerry (to George): "Do that thing you do........where you lie to everyone....."



George (in response to his boss' finding out he had sex with the cleaning woman): "Is that wrong? Should I not have done that? Cause I'll tell ya...."

[Defel]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

I'll put in another vote for "The Fire." George running over the old ladies and children to get away from the fire is priceless.

I also like the one where where Kramer sets up that smokers lounge in his apartment.

"Don't look at me...I'm hideous."

[OSUG1]

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The Contest, every weekday they show a episode after Letterman, its always some great stuff

[Gilateen]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

The Maid...cuz that T-Bone stuff was killin me.


EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY - ESTABLISHING

KRUGER: Let's order lunch.

INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY

Everyone is gathered around a large conference table.

KRUGER: Mary, I will have a chef's salad.

MALE WORKER: Turkey sandwich.

GEORGE: T-bone steak.

KRUGER: For lunch?

GEORGE: Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me--

WATKINS: That sounds good. I'll have one, too.

KRUGER: Watkins, you're havin' a T-bone?

WATKINS: I love 'em.

KRUGER: Well, then we should call you T-bone.

GEORGE: Uh, no. No, we shouldn't.

KRUGER: T-bone!

ALL (chanting): T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone! T-bone!

George and Watkins stand just outside the conference room talking.

WATKINS: It's T-bone.

GEORGE: The thing is...I'm supposed to be T-bone.

WATKINS: Heh heh. You're not a T-bone. You're a perfect George.

GEORGE: What? Now, you listen to me!

Kruger and a few other people watch George through the window of the conference room door.

KRUGER: Hey, look at George. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?

WATKINS: All right, you can have T-bone. Stop crying.

GEORGE (sniffling): I'm not crying. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies.

Watkins and George enter the conference room.

GEORGE: Ok, everybody, uh...I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as-

KRUGER: Koko the monkey.

GEORGE: What?

ALL (chanting): Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko!

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[ODogg]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

One of my favorites was when Kramer got lost and called Jerry from the phone booth and said "I'm at the crossroads of 1st, and 1st, how is that possible?! i'm at the nexus of the universe" or something to that effect..hilarious!

Or how about the one where Kramer took a car out for a test drive with the salesmen and the car got low on gas and they kept going "just one more exit" to push their luck. hahaha.

[Vince]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Keith freaking Hernandez

[Jebby]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Or how about the one where Kramer took a car out for a test drive with the salesmen and the car got low on gas and they kept going "just one more exit" to push their luck. hahaha.

"The Dealership" Another one of my favorites. George is starving and goes to get a Twix out of the vending machine and it gets stuck. He goes to tell someone and when he gets back it's gone. The mechanic ate his and the one he got too.

George: "I just want my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired!"

[Zer0xray]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

my fave eps have to be:
the dealership
andrea doria (AHOY THERE! what a jerk george!!)
soup nazi (obviously)
puerto rican day parade (love the insanity. whos watching the saab factory?? jerry, thats in sweden.....)
and the OPPOSITE! (love it when he flips out at steinbrener and he hires him!)

[dieselboy]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

I'll put in another vote for "The Fire." George running over the old ladies and children to get away from the fire is priceless.

I also like the one where where Kramer sets up that smokers lounge in his apartment.

"Don't look at me...I'm hideous."

That is a good one. Hahahaha.

[Altimus]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

"The Fire" is great;

After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
"That's unbelievable!"
"Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
"You ran?"
"No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
"Holy cow!"
"Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
"How could you do that?"
"Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
"You're Batman."
"Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
"What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
"Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
"Well, it's a valuable appendage.

[USF11]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

#1 Merv Griffin
#2 The Limo
#3 The Episode where Kramer and Newman try to take the can's and bottles to Michigan.

[MachoMyers]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

The Kenny Rogers Chicken

Seeing Jerry 'turn into' Kramer is still spectacular

"Oh, I'm stressed".

[Acid]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Got another one...

The Velvet Fog

Kramer in that episode was just great. When Whatley gives Kramer the novacaine, "Ohhh, I'M LOADED!"

[ODogg]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

How about when Kramer turns his apt. into a tv talk show using the Merv Griffin set. That was so funny when they "went to commercial" and he immediately quit talking to Jerry, George and Elaine. Hilarious!!