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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 I don't remember seeing any of these, but if there are repeats I apologize.
 
 The one when George ends up creating the memorial fund for Susan because Jerry quotes him a line from Star Trek II (George: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"). I think that's the same one where Elaine is in charge of the J. Peterman catalogue and thinks she can do a good job because of her "Katra" (explained by Kramer while he beats up kids in karate).
 
 The one with the Bizarro universe where Elaine meets Kevin, Gene, and Feldman (actually, this is the one with Man Hands).
 
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 I love all of the Seinfeld episodes, but my favorite is The Parking Garage.
 
 "You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place."
 - Jerry, in "The Parking Garage"Comment
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 One of my favorites, if not my favorite, is the coughing dog when Kramer finds that dog that has the same cough as him. Awesome!!
 
 Oh and how about this one....
 
 Dean Jones: Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?
 
 Cosmo Kramer: It may seem glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.
 
 Dean Jones: As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken!
 
 Cosmo Kramer: And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken!
 
 Dean Jones: I'm sorry; there's just no way we can allow Darrin to stay with you.
 
 Cosmo Kramer: Well, this decision seems capricious and arbitrary.
 
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 Sweet.Originally posted by 2k3spearMy second cousin is the girl who works at the photo lab in that episode.
 
 
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 the only one i dont like is the parking garage episode.
 
 the rest are classics, no one episode is much better then the other. my favorites are ones that have jackie chiles or the mandlebaums in it. another one i like is the "ASSMAN" episode.favorite teams
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 Aw man, I can't help but laugh whenever I think about the maid/prositute episode. When Kramer is lost..
 
 "Im on 1st and 1st...how can the same street intersect with itself....I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
 
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 The Parking Garage is hilarious but I want to shoot Elaine in that episode.
 
 Take your fish and shove it where the sun don't shine, jeez.Comment
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 I wasn't a Seinfeld fan(I never got people's fascination with it,but that's just me) but the one where Elaine was "dancing" had me rolling.Comment
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 Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld
 
 My three favorite scenes are:
 
 When George is trying to zing the other office guy ("Jerk store called/ran out of you") and telling the gang about it and the gang keeps giving him suggestions until he explodes with anger.
 
 The whole Festivus scene
 
 Jerry racing his old high school classmate and while eating lunch his girl says, "Race him, Jerry, race him" like Louis laneMy football alliances: E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles AND Hokie Hokie Hokie HiComment

 
		
	 
		
	 
		
	 
		
	 
		
	 
		
	 
		
	 
		
	
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