Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

[JayBee74]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Without question..."Kenny Roger's Roaster" and the one with the rooster "A lil' Jerry Seinfel".

Oh, I also like the one where George is "fake-handicapped" and they try to fire him but he won't leave.

Forgot the fake handicap episode. I believe he was under contract and couldn't be fired. I forgot how that was resolved.

[dieselboy]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Thats when Kramer has the "mental" alarm clock and Jerry asked him what happened and Kramer told him he must of hit snooze. LOL.

And then brings a cup of coffee to the race... because his core temperature is so low.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

I just finished watching "The Statue." Wow, that ending was hilarious as well. Kramer acting like Joe Friday.

Ray: Are you a cop?
Kramer: Yeah I'm a cop. A DAMN GOOD COP!

[Lintyfresh85]

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did yall know Michael Richards has supposedly never watched an episode of Seinfeld.... He is afraid he'd get paranoid about his performance if he watched it.

[JayBee74]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

did yall know Michael Richards has supposedly never watched an episode of Seinfeld.... He is afraid he'd get paranoid about his performance if he watched it.

He doesn't know what he's missing.

[MachoMyers]

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I'd like to add any episode with Kenny Banyan in it.

"I went from a 40 to a 42, I'm huge."
"Best swordfish in the city Jerry, the best."
"Why do they call it ovaltene? The lid is round, the cup is round, shouldn't it be called roundtene? Thats gold Jerry, gold."

[RubenDouglas]

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lol I just got done watching the gum.. so funny

LLOYD: Ah, tell you what, they're expecting us though. Lemme just grab a hotdog here.

KRAMER: Uh, yeah.

(Lloyd goes to the counter, and speaks to the attendant.)

LLOYD: I'd like a hotdog, please.

(The attendant looks to the machine, which contains one hotdog. The appearance of the article is not pleasant. It's wrinkled, shriveled, and generally disgusting.)

ATTENDANT: Are you outta your mind?

(Hearing this, Kramer dashes over.)

KRAMER: Wh...wh...wh... what's the problem here?

ATTENDANT: This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.

KRAMER: No, no, no, no, no. This man is not insane. Now there's nothing wrong with it or you.

LLOYD: Kramer, maybe...

KRAMER: No, no, no, no. I'll show you. (slams a bill down on the counter) One hotdog please.

ATTENDANT: (on your head be it) Okay.

KRAMER: Mmm, doesn't that smell good, huh?

(The attendant hands over the hotdog.)

KRAMER: Yeah, here we go, yeah. (he takes a big bite) Mmm, oh. That's delicious. Mmm. It's a perfectly sane food to eat. (he takes another bite)

(As he chews, it begins to be apparent that all is not as it should be with the hotdog.)

KRAMER: Uhm, interesting texture. It's chewy. (he half-coughs, half-retches) I gotta get, some air.

(Kramer stumbles toward the exit, bits of half-chewed hotdog falling from his mouth.)

[jdros13]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

How about when Kramer turns his apt. into a tv talk show using the Merv Griffin set. That was so funny when they "went to commercial" and he immediately quit talking to Jerry, George and Elaine. Hilarious!!

Definitely my favorite episode....Kramer was just fantastic in this one.

I really like the "Bookman" episode as well. The Library Cop steals the show from everyone.

[maverick99]

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Forgot the fake handicap episode. I believe he was under contract and couldn't be fired. I forgot how that was resolved.

It ends when Kramer goes down to George's office to test his "Ball full of Oil" and he drops it out the window onto Jerry's girlfriend in the episode, with the stomach that talked to him "HEEEELLLLOOOO LA LA LA". She sues the company and they go bankrupt.


Another good one was the episode where Kramer turns his peephole around because he is afraid someone is going to be inside his apartment waiting to hit him with a sock full of pennies. Good stuff.

[ODogg]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

It ends when Kramer goes down to George's office to test his "Ball full of Oil" and he drops it out the window onto Jerry's girlfriend in the episode, with the stomach that talked to him "HEEEELLLLOOOO LA LA LA". She sues the company and they go bankrupt.


Another good one was the episode where Kramer turns his peephole around because he is afraid someone is going to be inside his apartment waiting to hit him with a sock full of pennies. Good stuff.

Was that the one where Kramer and Kramer's assistant is setting at the table in the diner and when Jerry comes back from the restroom and says "What'd I miss?" he says, "Mr. Costanza here took ice cubes from your drink, leaned over to me and said...and I quote - "this never happened" and Jerry who's mid-drink slowly looks horrified and slowly puts down the drink...LMAO

[maverick99]

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Was that the one where Kramer and Kramer's assistant is setting at the table in the diner and when Jerry comes back from the restroom and says "What'd I miss?" he says, "Mr. Costanza here took ice cubes from your drink, leaned over to me and said...and I quote - "this never happened" and Jerry who's mid-drink slowly looks horrified and slowly puts down the drink...LMAO

yep, same one

"Mr. Costaza leaned over, took ice cubes from Mr. Seinfeld's drink and used them to wash up"...excellent stuff.....it was just on yesterday here....thats why I remember it so well

[LetsGoBucs]

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The Sniffing Accountant
"Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two, but then again, I've been known to do a lot of things."

The Hamptons (a.k.a. Shrinkage)
"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

The Package
"It's a write-off for them."
"How is it a write-off?"
"They just write it off."
"Write it off what?"
"Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."
"You don't even know what a write-off is."
"Do you?"
"No, I don't."
"But they do. And they're the ones writing it off."
"I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back."

The Little Jerry
"It's 3 o'clock in the morning and I'm at a **** fight. What exactly am I clinging to?"

Gold Jerry. Gold.

[ODogg]

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Remember the time it's like 3am and Jerry wakes up and Kramers just sitting in his bedroom in the dark? Jerry says "Kramer what are you doing??" and he goes "Hey buddy"..

I don't recall alot more than that but just that one scene was fantastic..I think that mighta been the one where Kramer couldn't sleep because of Mr. Peepers. Maybe it was the Kenny Rogers chicken one?

[USF11]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Remember the time it's like 3am and Jerry wakes up and Kramers just sitting in his bedroom in the dark? Jerry says "Kramer what are you doing??" and he goes "Hey buddy"..

I don't recall alot more than that but just that one scene was fantastic..I think that mighta been the one where Kramer couldn't sleep because of Mr. Peepers. Maybe it was the Kenny Rogers chicken one?

This could be the best thread ever!

[LetsGoBucs]

Re: Favorite Episode of Seinfeld

Remember the time it's like 3am and Jerry wakes up and Kramers just sitting in his bedroom in the dark? Jerry says "Kramer what are you doing??" and he goes "Hey buddy"..

I don't recall alot more than that but just that one scene was fantastic..I think that mighta been the one where Kramer couldn't sleep because of Mr. Peepers. Maybe it was the Kenny Rogers chicken one?

I think it was Mr. Marbles, and if that's the case, then it was the Kenny Rogers one....